#i hate hinge

the moment i need to flirt with someone over text every ounce of personality i have disappears. like why am i being so dry this isn’t me i swear pls

man on hinge has pictures of him dressed as vigilante for halloween... thin line here between awesome and really toxic. hoping for awesome but i did make a resolution this year that i'd stop dating average white guys who weigh less than i do. either way i'm looking to explore this.

A perhaps embarassing fact about me that i'd never admit (except apprently publicly on the internet) is that every other month when I cave and redownload hinge I hope that this will be the tims I see Freddie Stroma's lookalike in aviator glasses, I must sadly tell the audience it never is 😔.. I then delete it again bc hinge is an awful place lmao

Talking to men and then eventually cutting them off when they say something gross is like. U realise that genuinely all men are gross and evil and the worst and good ones legit just don’t exist. Like yes some of them aren’t as bad as others but even the most #Woke man has just the bare minimum beliefs and is probs secretly evil deep down like they’re all legit either perverted and evil or fake sensitive and evil or manipulative and evil or incompetent and evil and evil and evil they’re all evil deep down even if they don’t know it or acknowledge it. U will have to sacrifice some part of urself whether it’s ur body or the light in ur eyes or ur personality or ur freedom for him because they’re EVIL

having hinge while liking someone u can’t have is like a room full of suitors in front of you and just wanting ur knight bodyguard or something