#i explain stuff

I dont like the hair dressers for five reasons. 1. People have to touch my head and i dont know them and its weird 2. They ask what i want done and i dont know i let my hair style its self 3. Weird small talk 4. My mum talks shit about me when im only two yards away and says it shouldnt bother me because everyone does it 5. Its a really inefficient process and i could make a routine that is faster

I have concluded i would live in Cyrodiil. Let me explain why, its mostly due to being acustom to mild british weather. Skyrim is too cold Hammerfell is too hot and too sandy Black Marsh is too swampy High Rock, i always imagined being very mountinous, too mounitn-y Morrowind id get beaten up by locals then attacked by cliffracers Elsweyr is too hot and too sandy and too much jungle Valenwoon is too much jungle Summerset Isles is too hot and im too much human And i feel like Cyrodiil would have the climate of like Belgium or the Netherlands and they arent too hot for me so yeah