#hypsuma

Hypno is a musician, but none of the hermits really know what he does. They assume he has a small indie band. It’s only when Hypno frantically texts Xisuma that a backup dancer dropped out last minute, and he did dance, right, can he come in five minutes, that they realize he’s actually a well-known heartthrob singer working under a false name. A singer that Xisuma has had a crush on for months. Oh boy.

Hypno: I’m a weighted blanket

Hypno has had it up to HERE with his upstairs neighbor. He can put up with a lot, but NOT that jerk CONSTANTLY blasting death metal like some kind of edgy teenager. So he goes up to give the guy a piece of his mind, only to find a shy, tall, incredibly ripped British man who apologizes sincerely. Did Hypno mention he was absolutely shredded? ... Maybe he isn’t that mad.

Hypno works out so he can carry his BF away from his damn computer