#hyperwitch

here you go! i hope you enjoy :))

5!!!! For Jack:3 “what’s the thing you dislike the most about your Blorbo?”

And !!!20!!! “if you have more than one Blorbo, do you love them all equally?” - I want to know which robot is your favorite hehe

blorbo ask game

5. what’s the thing you dislike the most about your Blorbo?

so there's the obvious he's abusive/controlling yadda yadda character flaws but everyone knows that already. so let's go meta. and idk how to word this but. here goes. really hate what bl3 tried to do with childhood's end. like. of course in bl2 we always knew what he said about angel was bs and lies to make himself sound better, to justify to himself why he did that to her. but it was the not knowing for sure how much he was lying that made it interesting. and sad. so then giving us canon recordings to sort of... well it almost felt like they were trying to justify jack, by canonising that she really did kill her mother, as if to say see, he was telling the truth! he was right!

and maybe that's not what they meant to show with that, but it really feels like it. the way it was handled still pisses me off honestly.

20. if you have more than one Blorbo, do you love them all equally?

no........................ you can't make me choose 😭 that's evil

WELL as answered in my previous ask, i'm a little biased to loader bot lol... but i do love how blands has so many great robot characters. and i'm so very fond of claptrap too... mostly for being relatable as a severely bullied disabled character. [ pauses. simmering barely contained fury at the writing direction he's been forced with. stares off into the distance. breathes. ] lol. anyway. there's also gortys of course, who's so cute and sweet you can't help but love her, and dumpy, poor little guy trying his best. and fl4k is the best playable vh bar none no contest because i get so much gender euphoria running around as them with the archivist skin (and loader pet, the best pet, who vaporises everything in seconds).

[•4. If you could meet your favorite character, what would you tell them?]

[•38. A character you wish you could play as?]

[•46. Favorite skin and head?]

4 if you could meet your favorite character, what would you tell them?

actions speak louder than words.

uhhh slight gratuitous violence. whatever he deserves it