#hyperbollama

woow.

yeah it's usually my sister and like when i say something she gets all shitty and defensive like "iTS JUST WHAT PEOPLE SAY NOW" like 

Thanks god you hAve this reaction

sorry this is probably late but iT WAS SO AWFUL?????

WHAT IS A STORY TELLING???? EXTREME LACK OF REALISTIC REACTIONS TO PREVIOUS AWFUL SITUATIONS FOR 17 YEAR OLDS???? RANDOM STORY LINES???? NO TIMEFRAMES???? WHAT EVEN IS ANY INDICATION OF A TIME FRAME???? FRIEND AND LOVE IS DEAD AND ALL THEY HAVE TO SAY IS "YOU COOL TO TALK ABOUT HER AUNT?" "YAH ITS COOL"??? EVERY ASPECT MUCH CONFUSE???

MY BABE. HELLO

1. First impression: oooh i thought you were sooo cool and put together like your blog was so neat and organized and you had a fancy page for fic recs and i was like :O i love this girl already i must get her to love me back 

2. Truth is: you’re one of my best friends now idk how i did it BUT I’M GLAD I DID bc you mean a lot to me and you always make me feel good about myself and i love you A LOT 

3. How old do you look: 18 you are so darling and cute 

4. Have you ever made me laugh: lmaooo yes we’ve shared so much laughter together 

5. Have you ever made me mad: no !! never

6. Best feature: your soul? just how you view the world and try to assume the best of people… you’ve seen some of the scariest parts of me and yet you’ve stayed and you tell me all the time that i’m a good person and you’ve just accepted me so easily despite my flaws and failures and that’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me wtf we are soulmates i am sure of it 

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: lol we’re getting married someday 

8. You’re my: constant  

9. Name in my phone: just ‘Erin’. it used to be something else, i think i had your url as your last name, but eventually i figured that even though i know a lot of erin’s, you’re the only one who matters 

Ah, my shipping whore haha

I THOUGHT YOU’D ALREADY GOTTEN IN BUT CONGRATS BABE I LOVE YOU

Send it to me anyway I want to talk about you :))))

ERIN MY LOVE 

Yes pls. Very glad you didnt say llama haha