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*hannibal voice* "A bedazzler is a machine that sets rhinestones on various articles of clothing, transforming them into something greater. Tell me, Will, have you found yourself undergoing a transformation lately?"
i hate this, hu, i hate this so much holy shit, im going to canada to make your room look like that episode of malcolm in the middle where malcolm and lois bedazzle the bedroom, and im going to do it dressed as mads mikkelsen
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"Will, we need your help to catch whoever's been bedazzling all our clothes. To help, we've brought the brilliant Doctor Hedazzler.
i hate and love everything about this
Kit, in our Dragon Age DnD games, Owen Wilson is literally the bartender in every town. He's like Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy but for the inns.
i hate him. i hate him so much. how could you do this to me hu? how could you, a trusted friend, hurt me like this
Hannibal, but instead of being named Hannibal he's actually named "Banannibal"
Banannibal baked - he could run a patisserie from his office, it had been commented, with a small cake stand on the reception desk. “I call this Banannibal Bread,” he presented a slice to Will in their next session, the plate decorated with dried fruit chips and a lashing of syrup over the top. Will sunk his fork into it with a faint smile on his lips, deciding against pointing out the strangely fingernail-like chip hiding in the bread.
OHH MY GOD the "and i have two cats" line totally has the subtext of "which you forgot to feed like i asked you to" doesnt it??
“do this, for the sake of....your cats” james just like I’ll feed them next time goddamnit not my fault that all cat food looks the same ok (q’s just You give them Wet AND Dry food you idiot, its not that hard)
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clapham - handsprints on a window
the bus window; a smiley Chinese boy, three years old and rosy cheeked from the November wind, waving vigorously at Yessu as the number 29 drove past him (he missed it by thirty seconds, jogging bottoms halfway down his backside as he returns the wave, watching little fingers press to the glass).
the kitchen window; Fia dusts, absentmindedly as the radio (tuned to a foreign station) plays a snatch of her brother’s music, she almost misses the smudge above the sink that blurs her view of the housing estate below - a pang shoots through her, when the hand print is far too small to be her own.
the shop window; it’s raining, and the mark is not his own, but Allen stares through it aimlessly, a streaky view before him of softer beings floating around the store’s insides (he longs to join them, but Aaron’s face moves among the closest group, upturned to talk soundlessly to an employee, and he turns himself away).
A cold, lonely night in Clapham.
soft breathing beside him keeps him awake, and gavril stares at the curtains, the blankets bringing him no warmth or comfort in the dying minutes of the day, scrunched about his cold skin. the street outside is icy, a silvery path pushing yessu away from the house (again) to spend his post-shift daze away from home (again) so he doesn’t have to face gavril in the red of tomorrow’s dawn. he texts, fingers numb in the night air, but gavril doesn’t pick up the glowing screen, a lump in his throat as he turns to the wall.
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT THAT CHICKEN RUN/MAD MAX POST. THE DUDE CHICKEN IN CHICKEN RUN WAS PLAYED BY MEL GIBSON
fffUUCK SAKE
