Shut Up, Weasley
Pairing: George Weasley x hufflepuff!reader
Summary: You and George Weasley start off as rivals who constantly clash at Hogwarts. Over time, the rivalry slowly turns into something more.
Warnings: no use of y/n
Cw: a little angst, slowburn
Wc: 4k+
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4(coming soon)
Professor Whitmore looked up from the board halfway through attendance.
"Mr Weasley," she said flatly, eyeing the way George lowered himself into his chair like a man who had survived something genuinely harrowing. "Why are you moving like that?"
George let out a long, suffering sigh that carried to every corner of the room.
"Tragic accident, Professor."
You did not look up from your notes.
"How tragic?"
George glanced sideways at you. You kept your eyes down. Your quill kept moving. Totally fine. Completely unbothered.
"Turns out," he said, "Hufflepuffs fight dirty."
Several people snorted. Someone behind you whispered something you didn't catch.
Your quill paused.
Professor Whitmore blinked once. "I'm not asking."
"It was violent," George continued anyway, because apparently he had decided that this was how seventh year was beginning. Hand over his heart now. The full performance. "Unexpected. Unprovoked, really. Life-changing, if I'm being honest."
Fred had his head on the desk. His shoulders were shaking.
---
"Unprovoked," you muttered, before you could stop yourself.
"Did you say something?" George asked pleasantly.
You said nothing.
Whitmore pinched the bridge of her nose. "Did you receive medical attention?"
George looked directly at you.
"She refused to apologise properly."
The room went delighted.
Your face went hot in approximately half a second.
"It was an accident," you snapped before your brain could intervene.
The room exploded.
George's grin was immediate. Victorious. The most annoying thing you had ever seen in your seventeen years of living.
"There she is," he said softly, like he'd been waiting for it.
Whitmore looked between the two of you for a moment with the expression of someone revising their expectations for the year downward in real time.
---
The first ten minutes passed in tense, pointed silence — at least on your end.
George appeared to be perfectly relaxed, because George was always perfectly relaxed, because George Weasley had apparently been born without the ability to feel awkward about anything and it was deeply unfair.
You kept your eyes on the board.
You took notes.
Then Professor Whitmore set a wooden box onto the front desk with a calm that immediately made the back of your neck prickle.
"Since some of you," she said, "seem incapable of sitting near each other without interrupting the first ten minutes of class, your seating will be assigned randomly for the remainder of this week."
A wave of complaints rolled through the room.
You immediately got an uneasy feeling.
---
"The girl will draw first."
Hannah leaned toward you, eyes wide. "If you get George Weasley I am going to actually scream."
"I'll scream first," you said, "In terror".
---
One by one, girls went up. Laughter. Groaning. The scraping of chairs. You watched with a growing sense of dread that you told yourself was completely irrational.
There were other people left in this room. The odds were fine. The odds were perfectly reasonable.
Then your name.
You walked to the front. Reached into the box. Pulled out a folded slip.
Unfolded it.
Froze.
G. WEASLEY.
Your soul left your body so quickly you almost heard it go.
"Oh," you said, very quietly. "You've got to be kidding me."
Hannah appeared at your shoulder, looked down, and immediately bent over laughing. Silent, shaking, completely useless laughter.
"No," you hissed, turning to face her. "No. This is rigged. This is genuinely, cosmically rigged—"
Across the room, George looked up from whatever he'd been doing, caught the expression on your face, and his grin started slow and spread wide and you wanted to fold yourself into the slip of paper and disappear.
Absolutely not.
---
Two seats away, a Gryffindor girl named Clara, who had been visibly, painfully devoted to George Weasley since approximately fourth year, perked up the moment she heard his name float across the room.
You turned to her immediately.
"Clara," you said, urgent, already holding out the paper. "Do you want this? Right now. Free of charge."
Her eyes went wide. "...Seriously?"
"Yes. Genuinely. Please."
"You'd just — give up sitting next to George Weasley?"
"Gladly," you said, with enormous feeling.
Clara opened her mouth—
Professor Whitmore called your name just before you could hand it over.
You froze.
Professor Whitmore was looking directly at you over the top of her glasses. The entire room had gone quiet with the specific quality of people sensing entertainment.
"...Yes?"
"Are you attempting to exchange your assigned seating?"
"No—"
"You literally are," Hannah whispered, unhelpfully, at your shoulder.
Whitmore held out one hand. "The paper, please."
You walked it to the front like someone approaching something very final.
Whitmore unfolded it. Read it. Her mouth did something that was almost, almost, a twitch.
"Mr. Weasley," she said.
---
From the third row Fred made a noise like he had just witnessed something sacred. George himself had the expression of a man whose birthday had arrived early and brought everything he'd asked for.
"I don't mind swapping," Clara offered quickly, half rising from her chair.
"Of course you don't," Anna muttered.
"The purpose of randomly assigned seating," Whitmore said, with the patience of someone who had been teaching for twenty years and had seen everything, "is to prevent exactly this kind of selective behaviour."
You stared at the floor. "I wasn't selectively behaving."
Whitmore raised one eyebrow.
"You attempted the exchange," she said, "in less than four seconds of reading the name."
The class erupted.
"Oh my God," Hannah wheezed.
Your ears were on fire.
"Miss," Whitmore said, and she definitely sounded entertained now, which was somehow worse than if she'd been stern about it. "Sit down, please."
There was no dignity left to preserve. You had checked. There was nothing.
You walked toward George's desk while approximately twenty people watched like this was the most compelling thing that had happened to them all year.
George leaned back slightly in his chair as you approached — easy, unhurried, eyes bright with laughter he was only barely containing — and you dropped into the seat beside him hard enough to rattle the table.
"You wound me," he said softly.
"Move your bag."
"That's not very welcoming."
"Move. Your. Bag."
He moved his bag. Slowly. Still smiling.
"This is your fault somehow," you said, pulling your books out aggressively.
"I'm flattered you think I have that level of influence over destiny."
---
You stared straight ahead and refused to look sideways and arranged your things with the focused energy of someone performing I am completely fine to an audience of twenty.
Then, quiet, near your shoulder:
"You really tried to trade me away?"
You looked at him despite yourself.
His grin had shifted into something worse — still amused, still insufferable, but with an edge of something that looked almost like genuine offence. Theatrical, maybe. But almost genuine.
"You were offering me to Clara," he said, like he was still processing it. "Like a livestock."
"She likes you."
"And you don't." He tilted his head. "So, you thought you'd just — choose for me."
"I was being thoughtful—"
"I'm a person," he said, hand to his chest.
"Debatable," you said, and turned back to your notes.
A pause.
Then, lower, just for you, and with something in his voice that was softer than the usual wind-up:
"For what it's worth," he said, "Clara wouldn't have kneed me."
Your quill stopped.
"That," you said carefully, "is not the compliment you think it is."
George smiled at his parchment.
"Wasn't meant to be a compliment," he said.
You looked at him.
He looked back.
And there it was — that expression again, the one from the handshake line, the one that wasn't the grin and wasn't the tease, something quieter that sat behind his eyes and made your chest do something you needed it to stop doing—
"Begin your work," Professor Whitmore said sharply.
You looked back at your parchment so fast you nearly knocked over your ink.
---
The problem with being seated next to George Weasley, you discovered over the following thirty minutes, was not the talking.
The talking you could handle. You had years of practice ignoring the talking.
The problem was the not talking.
Because when George Weasley wasn't talking he was just — there. Right there. Less than a foot away. And he had the specific quality of presence that made the air feel slightly different in his immediate vicinity, which was not something you'd ever wanted to know about him and yet here you were, knowing it, sitting very straight and staring very hard at your textbook and absolutely not thinking about it.
You were not looking at him.
Your eyes were on your notes.
Your eyes were on your notes.
They slid sideways.
He was writing, left hand moving across the parchment, jaw slightly set in concentration, and there was something deeply unfair about the fact that he looked like that when he was just sitting there doing normal things like existing—
You snapped your eyes back to your own parchment.
Stop it, you told yourself firmly. Stop it immediately.
You wrote three words. Looked at your textbook.
Your eyes slid sideways again.
He'd pushed his sleeves up at some point, which was — that was — irrelevant. That was completely irrelevant.
You looked back at your notes.
You had written the same sentence twice.
You crossed one out with perhaps more force than necessary.
---
"You owe me," George said, twenty minutes into the silence, still looking at his parchment.
Your head snapped up. "I don't."
"For the injury."
"It was an accident."
"Mhm."
"It was."
George glanced at you sideways, eyes already doing that thing where they were sparkling slightly more than was strictly necessary for a Potions class.
"Right," he said. "Accident. Sure."
You narrowed your eyes. "It was."
He leaned back slightly, tapping his quill against the desk with a rhythm that was going to drive you completely insane.
"I'm just saying," he said, tone entirely too conversational, "of all the places you could've gone — arm, shoulder, maybe just my dignity, which you've been attacking for years — you went straight there." He paused. "Interesting choice."
Fred, somewhere behind you, made a choking sound and then pretended to cough.
George's mouth twitched.
Your ears went red. "I did not choose anything—"
"That's the fascinating part," he said, tilting his head toward you now, like this was a genuine academic discussion he was very invested in. "I think you did. Subconsciously."
"I didn't—"
"Instinct," he said, nodding thoughtfully. "Pure instinct. Which raises a very interesting question about what's going on subconsciously—"
"Nothing is going on subconsciously—"
"I have to ask," he continued, as though you hadn't spoken, settling his chin in his hand and looking at you with the full force of his attention, which was a lot of attention and you wished he'd aim it somewhere else, "why there, specifically? You've got options. Plenty of them. Arm. Shin. Face, even — I feel like you've thought about the face before—"
"Multiple times—" you started, and then heard yourself, and stopped.
George looked delighted.
"See!" he said. "Instinct!"
"That is not what I meant—"
"And yet."
"Weasley—"
"I'm just saying," he said, turning back to his notes with the air of someone wrapping up a very satisfying argument, "either you've got terrifying reflexes, which, credit where it's due — or you hate me significantly more than you've been letting on." A pause. "Which means all this time you've been letting on a lot, so."
"I do hate you," you said, with great conviction.
"Mm. Noted." He wrote something down. "Still didn't answer the question."
"I'm not answering the question—"
"Shame." He sighed, and the sigh was theatrical and awful. "I was enjoying the angry face. It's very consistent. Almost charming, honestly."
You turned to look at him fully. "Stop talking."
George didn't look up.
"Make me," he said pleasantly, already smiling to himself, and turned a page.
You stared at the side of his face.
You looked back at your notes.
---
You wrote absolutely nothing for the next four minutes because your brain had temporarily gone offline and was refusing to reboot.
The class settled into something that was almost — almost — peaceful.
Whitmore was explaining something at the board. Everyone was writing. The scratching of quills, the occasional turn of a page, the distant sound of someone's cauldron doing something it probably shouldn't.
Normal. Fine.
You had successfully not looked sideways for six whole minutes.
You were, arguably, winning.
Then Whitmore pointed to a diagram on the board and said to cross-reference page 214, and you reached for your textbook at exactly the same moment George reached for his, it was stack on top of the other and your hands—
Hit.
Stopped.
The world also appeared to stop, briefly, though that might have been your imagination.
You both looked down at the same time.
Your hand was on top of his on the spine of the textbook. His hand was warm. His fingers were right there and you were suddenly extremely aware of every single point of contact and your brain was doing something very unhelpful—
George looked down at your hand.
Then up at your face.
Then back down at your hand, still not moving, a slow smile starting at the corner of his mouth.
"You gonna move," he said, very quietly, "or should I just start telling people we held hands?"
You yanked your hand back so fast you knocked your inkwell sideways, grabbed it with your other hand before it could spill, and sat there gripping an inkwell with slightly too much force while your face achieved a temperature you hadn't previously thought possible.
George pulled the textbook toward him with great calm.
Found page 214.
Slid it between the two of you without a word.
"Page 214," he said helpfully.
"I know what page—"
"You seem a little distracted."
"I'm not—"
"Your ears are pink."
"What no—"
"Yeah, right." He tilted his head. "They go pink when you're—"
"They do not go pink—"
"They really do," he said. "They're doing it right now. It's very—" he seemed to consider the word, and you watched him consider it, and you should have been looking at page 214 but you were watching him consider a word like an absolute fool— "obvious," he finished.
You stared at him.
From beside you, George was quiet for a moment.
Then, softer — and this was the worst part, the part that was going to live in your head at three in the morning — softer and lower and without the teasing edge,
"Page 214 has the diagram for the base compound. You'll want to copy the left column."
You looked up.
He was already writing, not looking at you, jaw set in that same slight concentration from earlier, and there was nothing on his face now, no grin, no raised eyebrow, just — him, just George, sitting there being completely normal—
Your chest did something you had no category for.
You looked at page 214.
You copied the left column.
You did not look sideways for the rest of class.
You looked sideways approximately eleven more times.
---
You were absolutely winning.
At least, that's what you told yourself.
It was past curfew, the castle had gone dark and quiet, and somewhere on the third floor Hannah was counting to sixty with the energy of someone who took hide and seek very seriously even at seventeen years old, which was how you'd ended up here — sprinting up to the fourth floor, robes flying, deeply committed to winning a game that had started as a way to avoid going to bed and had somehow escalated into playing a game.
The low stone ledge near the suit of armour was, frankly, genius.
You pressed yourself between the wall and the armour's shoulder, feet balanced on the ledge, and waited.
The castle was quiet. Torches burning low. Somewhere far below, Hannah's footsteps echoed faintly.
You shifted your weight slightly.
Your foot slipped.
You froze, arms out, pressed awkwardly at a forty-five degree angle between cold stone wall and colder suit of armour, in what could only be described as a position of profound dignity.
Footsteps echoed from the other end of the corridor.
Several sets. Moving quickly. Hushed voices and poorly suppressed laughter.
You held your breath.
Please be anyone. Please be literally anyone who is not a prefect or a teacher or—
The footsteps stopped.
Hushed urgent whispering. Then one voice, slightly louder than the others;
"Go ahead, I'll catch up."
More footsteps, retreating around the corner.
Silence.
Then,
"What are you doing?"
George Weasley.
Could this get any worse.
Of course it was George Weasley. Past curfew, fourth floor, in the dark, and the universe had still managed to deliver him specifically.
You went completely still.
Maybe he hadn't seen you.
Maybe if you didn't move for long enough he would simply leave.
"...Hello?" he added.
You did not move.
A pause. Then, slightly amused, in the tone of someone who had already seen everything:
"Anyone there?"
Your brain made a decision so fast you didn't have time to stop it.
You dropped down from the ledge, landing with a soft thud, straightened up immediately, cleared your throat, and said — in a completely different voice, lower, somewhat unspecified in terms of accent,
"It is I. A completely different person. Definitely not anyone you know."
Silence.
Then George.
A slow, very knowing pause that lasted just long enough to be excruciating.
"...Right," he said.
You nodded firmly, even though the corridor was mostly dark. "Yes. I am — unrelated. To anyone. In this castle."
---
"You sound very familiar," he said.
You waved a hand dismissively. "Many people say that."
"Do they."
"Yes. I have a very common voice."
A long pause.
Then, gently, in the tone of someone choosing his words carefully to avoid laughing,
"Okay, unrelated. What are you doing wedged behind a suit of armour in the middle of the night?"
You froze slightly. "...Mind your business."
"That sounds exactly like someone I know."
"I assure you," you said, with great conviction, "I am not that person."
George hummed. One step closer. You could hear the smile in it.
You covered your face with both hands.
Because of course he knew. He'd known from the first word. He'd probably known before you'd opened your mouth.
"...It's you," he said. Very calmly. Very simply.
You shook your head behind your hands.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
A pause. Then, softer, like he was genuinely trying not to laugh and losing,
"You're very bad at being mysterious."
"I was convincing—"
"You changed your voice."
"I thought it worked."
"It didn't."
"It might have worked on someone else—"
"It wouldn't have."
You peeked through your fingers.
He was standing a few feet away, lit faintly by the low torchlight, hands in his pockets, smiling properly — not the teasing grin, not the competitive gleam, just genuinely, warmly amused in a way that didn't feel mean at all, which was somehow so much worse than if it had.
You dropped your hands.
"I hate you," you said.
"No you don't," he said automatically, easy, like it was just what he said back when you said that now.
You scowled.
Then something occurred to you.
You looked at him. The slightly rumpled robes. The way he'd sent his friends ahead. The specific kind of casual that meant he was performing casual.
"...What are you doing here?" you said.
George opened his mouth.
Closed it.
"Walking," he said.
"Past curfew."
"I like the castle at night."
"You sent your friends ahead," you said. "Where were you lot sneaking off to?"
George's expression did something brief and very telling.
"Nowhere," he said.
"Nowhere," you mimicked.
"Scenic midnight stroll."
"On the fourth floor."
"We like the architecture."
You stared at him.
He stared back, perfectly pleasant, in the torchlight, looking completely unbothered about being caught past curfew by someone who had just been hiding behind a suit of armour doing a voice.
"You were sneaking out," you said.
"That is a very serious accusation."
"You were—"
"And you," he said pleasantly, tilting his head, "were hiding behind a suit of armour past curfew doing a different voice. So." He raised both eyebrows. "Shall we both mind our business?"
A pause.
You closed your mouth.
He smiled.
It was deeply annoying that he had a point.
"Fine," you said.
"Okay, then," he agreed.
---
A beat of quiet settled between you — the castle dark and still around you, the distant sound of Hannah's footsteps somewhere two floors below, the torches burning low and warm. It was the first time in seven years that silence between you hadn't felt like a standoff.
It just felt like — quiet.
"So," he said.
"So," you said.
"We're both," he said, "technically, in a corridor we're not supposed to be in. Past curfew."
"I'm playing hide and seek," you said proudly.
He blinked. Then his face did something extraordinary.
"You're — hiding," he said slowly. "In a game. Past curfew. On the fourth floor."
"It's a serious game."
"Of hide and seek."
"And?" you said.
"At seventeen—"
"Shut up," you said.
He pressed his lips together very firmly.
"Right," he said, in a voice that meant he was storing this away permanently.
"If you tell anyone—"
"I'm not going to tell anyone," he said, and he sounded genuine, which somehow made it worse because now you couldn't even be properly defensive about it. "Who's seeking?"
"Hannah."
---
He glanced down the dark stairwell. Somewhere below, very faint, footsteps and a whispered where are you—
"She's getting closer," he observed.
"I know—"
"Your hiding spot wasn't great," he said. "The armour rattled."
"It did not—"
"It did," he said. "I heard it from the end of the corridor." He glanced sideways at the suit of armour, then back at you, then at the dark alcove set into the wall two feet further down. "That one's better."
You looked at it.
It was, objectively, better. Deeper set, darker, the shadow of a tapestry covering most of the opening.
You looked back at him.
He looked back at you with an expression of complete innocence.
"Why are you helping me," you said slowly.
He shrugged. "Seemed rude not to."
Hannah's footsteps, closer now, the sound of her voice carrying up the stairwell — fourth floor, she'd go fourth floor—
You looked at the alcove.
You looked at him.
"If you tell her where I am—" you started.
"I'm not going to tell her where you are," he said, like this was obvious.
You hesitated for one more second — seven years, four to three, the rain match, the eggs, the Incident, the classroom, the hand on the textbook—
---
Then Hannah's footsteps hit the fourth floor landing and you made a decision, ducked into the alcove, and pressed yourself back into the shadow of the tapestry.
You realised this approximately one second after George stepped in beside you.
You turned to stare at him. He looked back, completely unruffled, in an alcove that was large enough for one person comfortably and two people not comfortably, with approximately four inches between you, and he had the audacity to look like this was perfectly normal.
"What are you doing—" you breathed.
"Hannah will see me standing in the corridor," he whispered back, very reasonably, very quietly, very close.
"So go somewhere else—"
"There isn't time—"
Hannah's footsteps were right there, right outside, and you both went completely silent.
You were extremely aware of the fact that you could see, in the low light from the corridor, the specific expression on his face, which was focused and trying-not-to-smile and right there, and your heart was doing something completely unreasonable that you were attributing firmly to the adrenaline of nearly getting caught past curfew.
Hannah's footsteps slowed.
Stopped.
A long pause.
Then, muttering to herself: "...fourth floor, where would she even—" and then footsteps again, moving away, up toward the fifth floor.
Silence.
Neither of you moved for a moment.
Then,
"She's gone," George said quietly.
"I know," you said.
Neither of you moved.
Then you stepped out of the alcove, smoothed down your robes, and cleared your throat.
"That didn't happen," you said.
"Agreed," he said, stepping out beside you, hands back in his pockets, like four inches in a dark alcove past curfew was just something that happened and neither of you needed to think about it.
A pause.
Then, quietly, with the corner of his mouth doing something small.
"Do it again."
You blinked. "What?"
"The voice." He tilted his head. "It was entertaining."
Your face went red. In the dark. Which was wasted, frankly. "No—"
"Come on."
"Absolutely not—"
"Just once—"
"I am not performing for you—"
"You literally just did," he said, entirely reasonably.
"That was a survival situation—"
"From hide and seek," he said, and he was properly smiling now, warm and quiet and right there—
From somewhere up the stairs — Fred's voice, hushed and impatient,
"George are you COMING—"
George glanced up the stairwell. Back at you.
---
Something in his expression shifted — just briefly, just a flicker, something that looked almost like he didn't particularly want to go.
Then he stepped back.
"I knew it was you the whole time," he said. "Just so you know."
You frowned. "Then why did you ask?"
He looked at you for a moment. Quiet, unhurried, in the low torchlight.
"Because I wanted to hear what you'd say," he said simply.
And then he turned and headed up the stairs toward Fred's voice, unhurried, hands in his pockets, and you stood there in the dark fourth floor corridor alone and said absolutely nothing for a full ten seconds.
Because I wanted to hear what you'd say.
Just like that. Like it was nothing.
Like it wasn't currently sitting in the middle of your chest doing something warm and inconvenient.
From three floors up, faintly;
"Why are you smiling like that?"
"I'm not smiling."
"You're absolutely smiling—"
"Walk, Fred."
Their voices faded.
The corridor went quiet.
You stood there for another moment.
Then, from two floors below, Hannah's voice drifting up the stairwell;
"...I KNOW YOU'RE UP THERE—"
You pressed yourself back behind the suit of armour.
You were smiling.
You stopped immediately.
---
Later, back in the Hufflepuff common room, Hannah dropped onto the sofa beside you.
"I found Anna," she announced. "Behind the tapestry on the fifth floor. Very undignified." A pause. "I never found you."
"Yep," you agreed.
"Where were you?"
"Fourth floor," you said. "Alcove behind the tapestry near the suit of armour."
Hannah looked at you.
"That's a good spot," she said.
"Yes," you said.
A pause.
"You seem weird," Hannah said.
"No, what do you mean," you said.
Hannah looked at you for a long moment with the expression she'd been wearing since third year every time the subject came up.
"Okay," she said, in the tone that meant she knew everything and was choosing, for now, to say nothing.
You stared at the fire.
He's so annoying, you thought.
A/n: and thats for tdy... how was it?
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