#huntthehare

Name: Didi Despereaux

Nickname:  D, Deeds, Double D, Di

Gender: Cis Female 

Romantic orientation: Biromantic technically, but her version of romance is whatever a wolf does to a deer carcass, so I don't think anyone should engage

Sexual orientation: Bisexual, leans more towards pathetic men

Preferred pet names:  Baby! Darling! Princess! Empress! Goddess! Get increasingly devout with it

Relationship status: Verse dependent! Married to Lázaro in her canon, but we multiship in this house!

Opinion on true love: Says she doesn't believe in true love and that it's a bit unrealistic and not suited to her needs or wants. Which is technically true. It WOULD be nice if someone was made just for her but the way she approaches love are heavily possessive and overall chaotic, so regardless I'm begging you, do not engage.

Opinion on love at first sight: THAT'S REAL!!! Because everyone SHOULD fall in love with her on sight—she is not gonna do that personally though, she's immune. Everyone else though? Doomed. (This is actually a lie, if you meet her and are having the most embarrassing, cringefail day of your life and you're essentially at her feet, pathetic and crying, she may fall in love with you right there the second after she belittles you)

How ‘romantic’ are they?: Much more sensual than romantic. Even when in a committed relationship, she's not always thinking about them first. Sometimes it does come out and she's able to be sweet and caring and romantic but that's...rare! Didi is always at the top of her own hierarchy of importance with her partner as a very close second.

Ideal physical traits: Taller than her, grabbable hair length, sharp teeth or maybe just an affinity for biting, nice hands—sucker for a mean redhead though, that is the one trait above all this

Ideal personality traits: Passive, a little dumb, nervous in her presence, funny, more level headed than her, willing to follow her lead, not complicated

Unattractive physical traits: BALD. She can't do it.

Unattractive personality traits: Smart but way too cocky or condescending about it, liars, guys who think yelling at her will stop her from acting crazy, she'll run you over with her Vespa

Do they have a type?: Pathetic men. I've been writing her for almost fourteen years and that is consistently her catnip. Doesn't mean they're not big or strong or cool, but if they crumble emotionally, or are too sweet to talk back, she is ALL OVER that. Give her a man she can belittle playfully and she will use him like a chewtoy.

Average relationship length: Depends? Didi gets bored easily, restless for new scenery—she may come back months later, expecting to jump back into things though, which obviously isn't everyone's cup of tea but them's the breaks kid.

Past relationships?: Jerome! Terrible man! Very fun to explore though because even Didi recognizes that she's, somehow, an even worse person when she was with Jerome and that's saying something.

Favourite canon ship: Lázaro! Perfect man, willing to be his wife's chew toy B)

Favourite non-canon ship: she's got a lot of really great ships, ngl, but gotta say the award goes to @bruisedconscience Teddy...man let her kick his ass and now she wants to marry him, idk how the mad man did it but damn it slaps,,,

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❛ is that how the saying goes? ❜⠀ … ⠀@hunt-the-hare .ᐟ

❛ ❛   ummmmmm...   ❜ ❜     bunny holds the consonant in the word far longer than necessary. it's almost as if she's just trying to be annoying! anything for attention, she supposes. ❛ ❛   duh.   ❜ ❜ oh, well ... that is that, then! the non-existent debate is already over. better pack it up, ghost.

✱ bold what definitely applies to your muse . italicize what somewhat applies to your muse . do not reblog.

ARIES

tries to do everything at once / doesn't know when to stop and take care of themselves / bends over backwards for everyone even if someone did them dirty / has entirely too much on their plate

TAURUS

idealistic / spends a lot of time trying to impress others / doesn't like to apologize / eating is a coping mechanism or just addictive personalities in general / a tad co-dependent

GEMINI

the most flip floppy people ever, what's today's mood? / never apologises / in denial 90% of the time / their way is the highway / desperately needs a break / they have a hard time setting goals because their goals scare them

CANCER

literal meaning of i'll give you the shirt off my back / isolates themselves in fear of someone hurting them / wants to change but is scared of change / complains a lot but never takes advice people give them

LEO

no one takes them seriously because they feel they always have to portray themselves as the fun one / is actually really sad inside / honestly needs a hug / exhausted always

VIRGO

can dish it but can't take it / rushes everything / anxious / plans their future but forgets to live in the moment / sometimes ignores their friends because they have so much on their mind / talks about themselves a lot and sometimes forgets to ask the other person how they are

LIBRA

solves everyone's problems but their own / is actually really sad and lonely / gets easily heartbroken but tries not to show it / will do anything to justify bad decisions / honestly just wants everyone to love them but doesn't really love their self

SCORPIO

easily set off / will give anyone the cold shoulder at any time even without reason / keeps in a lot / so observant that they often times find out things that hurt them / too many "what ifs" swirling in their head / has trouble showing their true self

SAGITTARIUS.

impatient / brash / commitment issues / body issues / doesn't realise they don't need to change for anyone / has a lot of different goals to the point where they get overwhelmed / just wants to disappear and do what they want without anyone questioning them

CAPRICORN

scared people won't like them unless they're at the top of their game 24/7 / takes a lot for them to talk about their feelings / secretly struggling / fake happy / needs a plan but doesn't know what the plan is / confident but insecure at the same time / wants to be stable but sometimes wishes they could drop everyone's expectations of them and live normally

AQUARIUS

gets heartbroken like 30 times a week / trust issues / can be unmotivated and disinterested / feels they have to adapt to every person they meet so they can be liked / doesn't know how to tap into their emotions despite being very inuitive / confused / expects little

PISCES

empathetic often to a point of no return / plays the victim / doesn't know when to say no / cynical / hermit / is very impatient / trusts everyone too much / can be secretly very critical and judgemental / can only tolerate maybe ten minutes of social interaction / needs a lot of validation

❛  oh,  my  god,  we're  gonna  get  into  a  fucking  car  accident  with  you  driving  like  that.  ❜⠀ … ⠀@hunt-the-hare .ᐟ

HER  KNUCKLES  ARE  WHITE  FROM  WHERE  SHE  GRIPPED  THE  STEERING  WHEEL     ...     honestly  it  is  a  god  damn  miracle  that  they  genuinely  have  somehow  avoided  her  hitting  something,     or  someone.     bunny's  heart  is  racing  and  her  throat  feels  tight,     to  the  point  that  she  feels  like  she's  going  to  throw  up  from  the  anxiety.     the  smattering  of  freckles  across  her  nose  and  cheeks  bold  stood  out  against  the  stark  white  of  her  face,     making  her  look  like  some  sort  of  ghost  that  was  terrible  at  driving.     it  wouldn't  be  surprising  if  this  just  happened  to  be  her  cause  of  death.

❛ ❛   wuh- wha'?   ❜ ❜     bunny,     stupidly,     turns  her  head  to  look  at  madoc,     which  just  so  happens  to  mean  that  she  took  her  eyes  off  the  road  for  perhaps  almost  a  full  second.     ❛ ❛   i  bloody  told  you  i  can't  drive!  i  get  anxious!   ❜ ❜     she  somehow  manages  to  get  out  without  stumbling  over  her  words  and  embarrassing  herself.     there's  a  brief  panicked  expression  on  her  features  as  her  foot  misses  the  correct  pedal  and  slams  down  on  the  accelerator  by  mistake,     causing  the  car  to  jolt  forward  before  she  manages  to  find  the  brake.

MAYBE JUST STAY FOREVER // STILL ACCEPTING!

Light's already filtering through blinds, scent of strong coffee wafting over from the coffee maker that had the audacity to work as intended and brew at such an early hour. Usually it acted as a wake up call, tickling his nose and sending him groggily slumping out of bed in an attempt to wake up. Right now, he wants to toss the whole thing out the window—he's tangled up with Noah, blinking slowly as he admires every freckle and spot on the other's skin. There's so much of him to map, broad shoulders alone giving Dara a whole canvas to trace.

His blissful moment was interrupted by the muscles in that broad back tightening, Noah scrunching up in a pitiful attempt to escape the creeping sunlight and smells of the morning.

...Five more minutes.

HEIGHT AIN'T EVERYTHING, SPARKY // NOT ACCEPTING

Dara twists in the bar stool to face Noah directly. He's one beer in but even if he'd been entirely dry he'd still make that overly stunned expression, offense clear as day and perhaps not entirely mocking.

"Oh, well, pardon moi—I was a bit tardy the day they were handing out extra inches to the masses." Barkeep snorts. "And yooooou stay out of this, Reg. You're no better—tellin' that poor lass you were six foot; you're barely scraping five ten. The girl's dim but not feckin' blind."