Having (partial) Reverse Mecha Au TexAid thoughts...
Specifically with First Aid as a cybertronian and Vortex still human
First Aid: *meeting the other Combaticons* "Uhhh, that one looks like he wants to disassemble me with his bare hands? *Sees Brawl* That one looks like he COULD, why, why are they all looking at me like that, what does that gesture mean, what-"
Vortex: "Eh if they stab you just stab them back, you'll be fine." *Falls asleep*
First Aid: (@_@) ಠ_ಠ •́ ‿ ,•̀
And the others would totally get a kick out of it and play it up because lmao why not
Swindle: *smiles threateningly while waving a knife or fork*
First Aid: *quietly* "I think the little one wants to eat me."
Onslaught: "Brawl is always saying how Swindle needs to eat more to get bigger."
Brawl: "That's true!"
Blastoff: *trying not to laugh his ass off*
First Aid: "What, uh, what do humans eat anyway?"
Vortex: *swirling a glass of fruit punch that is suspiciously Cybertronian energon pink* "Oh you know, this and that. Anything we can get our teeth on really."
First Aid: ...Cooooool. Not at all scary uh huh everything's fine it's fine I'm not gonna get eaten it's cool it's all cool.
















