#human!mike

[and chatzy chose Human!Mike]

{►}—Mike had to admit, he was a little drunk but that didn’t affect him quite as much as one might think - there could be any number of reasons he wrapped his arm around this total stranger and started belting out the words to Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen. It just happened to be some whiskey.

    “Well ye saw her batin’ on de roof~” He sang loudly, and very badly, before freezing.  “Wai’... da’s kin’a weird innit?  Da’ some chick was jus’ nekkid on ‘er roof batin-or was de guy on de roof? Who’s on a roof?”  He asked, looking at him.  “Are we on de roof?”