If the androids were dads..
(excluding 17, ((because technically he’s already a stepdad)) 18, ((because she’s a woman/mom???)) 20, ((already a dad lol)) and 8 ((because.. idk lmao sorry)) )
Android 13: Country Dad. He’d want sons to teach them how to fish and hunt. However, if he ended up having a little girl or two, he’d love them just the same but call them ‘princess’ and be very protective over them... While still knowing they could kick any boy’s butt. Both genders of his children would help him work off the land and they’d probably go to a bunch of county fair’s for fun. He’d use night-rides in is truck to help the kids go to sleep, and use the old ‘slap on the ass’ technique as punishment.
Android 14: Spiritual Dad. Fourteen would most likely raise family in the middle of the woods. Similar to 13, 14 would live off the land and teach his children how to fend for themselves for when they would become adults. Prayer and meditation would be a big part of the family’s lives. He’d most likely teach his children how to be open about their feelings and give very good life advice. To help them sleep, 14 would tell them stories about their ancestors, or legends passed down from parent to child. As a punishment, he would make his children go to their room and meditate on what they’ve done.
Android 15: Urban Dad. He’d introduce his kids to music WAY before they’d be born by placing headphones on the mom’s tummy and playing some clean versions of his favorite songs. Fifteen would work tipple his normal hours to help his children go to good schools and to live in a good neighborhood. He’d work extra hard to keep his kids out of trouble and down a good path. Since music would be such a big part of 15′s life, he would be very supportive of his kids wanting to pursue a career involving musical arts- even if it wasn’t musical arts, he’d still be very supportive. As a sleeping method, he would sing or hum his kids to sleep. As for punishment... He’d make them do more work around the house.
Android 16: Bird Dad. Okay, so we all know 16 would own a bunch of birds. He would love them so much that he’d paint the walls in the baby’s room with birds and buy them bird-themed baby stuff and plushies. He’d take those kids out into the woods or to a park to teach them how to call birds. Other than that, he’d lift the kiddies on his shoulders a lot and cook vegan-based meals so they’d be healthy little kids. He’d be the favorite parent solely because he doesn’t believe in punishment. When the kid would be bad, he would just leave them alone with their favorite book on birds and they’d settle down real quick. To make sure they’d sleep the night, he’d give them a glass of water and have a cute little look under the bed, in the closet, kiss the kid, kiss the stuff animal routine.
Android 19 (eee!): Modern Dad. He probably read a lot of parenting books before the kid was born. Nineteen would most likely talk to the kids like they were adults... even as babies. When there’d be no one around, he’d let himself be silly and make funny faces to make his babies laugh. He’d most likely be the weakest-willed of the dads; letting his kids manipulate him every chance they’d get. He’d let them eat as many sweets as they’d want and when he’d say no, they’d do it anyway. No matter what it’d be. He’d enroll the kids in private school as soon as possible and work with them everyday on their education... again.. even as babies. As a punishment, he’d take away their toys for as long as need be, and for sleep... He’d put in a movie and watch it with them until they dozed off.. Or until he woke up after accidentally dozing off with them.
