#huge pockets

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Video game pockets.

They hold an absurd amount of shit.

Like, where the fuck was Rook keeping that Mythal totem? Between their ass cheeks?!?!?! It’s fucking huge! The sex must be fantastic, if they’re able to store a god’s essence up their ass. Lucanis, consider yourself lucky then. 

Or that circular rune that Dagna makes for you to depower Samson‘s armor.

I’m sure Hawke had some huge item they had to pull out their ass at an opportune moment, I’m just forgetting it.

Lara Croft, when she found the atlas, somehow stored it, and it didn’t somehow drop on the mad dash to give it to Jacob.

Oh, and Geralt with that “house” box he nicked from the Borsodi’s vault. Where did you store that good, sir? Your Witcher mutations?  

Video game pockets are essentially the TARDIS.