#huge dweeb

Your favorite character, Solid Snake from the Metal Gear series, is a dweeb for the following reasons:

Hides in boxes

Attempted to hide his identity under the name Iroquois Pliskin

Jacked Liquid’s dead body and froze it for future use

Claims in Smash Bros that he dislikes Sonic and has no idea why

Developed a personal bro handshake with Otacon

Showed a distaste in hats, preferring the bandana even after being told a lot of his body heat would be lost through his head

Has zero qualms about entering the ladies restroom

Takes his disguise name from Escape from New York

Made a reference to Star Wars like a nerd

Can be seen in Sons of Liberty shuffling across a connecting bridge in a box. When calling him afterward, he will feign ignorance like he’s not the only other person in the entire game that hides under boxes.

Ate a box of cigarettes once just so he could puke them up and have a smoke on a mission where he wasn’t supposed to have them

Had a dream about his Shadow Moses mission while on his way back to the facility. His dream was in Playstation graphics.

have you seen the way he crawls on the ground in mgs4 look at that booty