#huge ask

How fast does ur battery run out, I think I've seen it run out like too much.

Also PORTER WHO GOTTA STOP DOING WHAT LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS LIKE WHAT AND LIKE EXPLAIN WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

Llaf, I kinda forgot death is kinda normal for you. Over here death is like a one-time thing, and like if you die, you die forever.

ALSO LITERALLY ANYONE CAN ANSWER THIS ONE. If you can't remember ur parents did you have a childhood? If you do remember a childhood, what was it like? Or did you just wake up as an adult some random day

OK I HAD LOT TO ASK SO OK BYEEEE TILL LIKE NEXT TIME, BYEEEE

Part A of answer (In the future please refrain from making questions like this. This went well but dang. It took multiple hours. Fun tho so idk)

yes dimentio’s suit is like his underwear in the sense that its a one piece cloth that he wears full body except for footwear and his gloves.

so .....he would lose his clothes in a battle maybe??

let me ilustrate(by the powers of mod and muse combined i summon a random fight scene were his clothes randomly get torn ,congrats if you get the game reference)

like a scratch in the arms.............

well you would get hit on a leg too wouldnt you??

maybe ......

!!!!!!

HERE WE GO KIDS

1) ive been a homestuck for a little over a year now.

3) the last update panel when i caught up was the panel of the sufferer chained up with the arrow stuck in him, haha i was confused cause i didnt know the comic was still in progress.

5) favorite flash: jfc i cant choose just one. Make Her Pay, Descend, Jade: Wake Up and all the interactive flash games.

7) favorite troll: it's a 3-way tie between equius gamzee and eridan...

9) fetch modus: im too tired to remember the names of any except for miracle modus dfsghj

11) godtier title: i made a joke once to my friend that i was the Waste of Time??

13) Midnight Crew or Felt: wow this is actually hard... Felt.

15) Bing Crosbytop or Bill Cosbytop: BILL COSBYTOP

17) Any Homestuck merch: scorpio shirt, capricorn shirt,  volumes 1 and 2 of the HS books and, an HS print and the 2012 calendar haha.

19) fancharacters: NO

21) fanart: YES

(22 was: " Could you give Hussie directions to Olive Garden?")

23) "No, but could you give Hussie directions to an actual Italian restaurant?" i dont even know how to respond to this

25) favorite crossover: i dont like crossovers... only parodies.

27) most favorite thing about HS in general: definitely the character development (and how the kids/trolls mature over time) and how the story has this uncanny way of getting the reader super attached to the characters.

♔ Why did you cry the last time you cried? Someone very close to me told me they didn't want to deal with me anymore. They didn't mean it but ouuuuch it hurt

♕ Why do you love whom you love? Urrff, well if this is about a person I guess I'll just list my standards because I don't really "love" anyone yet! It would probably be because I find them interesting and, well, safe? I'd be able to just listen to them for hours and I wouldn't have to worry about my safety if I'm with them because I'd know they'd have my best interests in mind? ♖ If you could change five things about yourself physically, what would they be? If I could I probably wouldn't. I'm fairly happy with what I look like, I think. ♗ From where did your last bruise/cut come? My friend missed my elbow and bit my arm instead. It's a long story. :V ♘ What are your biggest annoyances about people on Tumblr? People who go out of their way to send hateful messages. Or, people who aren't observant of other people's feelings. Sure, there are tons of sensitive people here on Tumblr and it's impossible to not offend someone, but people who casually throw about slurs and offensive phrases. Aauuh ♙ Would you rather relive your worst memory or face your biggest fear?

Face my biggest fear. ♚ What did you dream about in the last dream you can recall?

I think my dad bought me a cute puppy, and I had to reason with a huge rottweiler on why it needed to leave me alone and not eat me. ; A ;  ♛ Why do you hate the person you hate most?

I don't think I hate anyone! I do dislike others who think they are better than others and judge and laugh at people based on their looks or interests. ♜ What is the last joke at which you can remember laughing?

Yoooooooooo, gosh I can't remember. I laugh at so many things that aren't even jokes... Do references count. I... Auuhhh. Welp, last time I remember laughing was when I challenged my friend to a wizarding d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duuueeelllll.  ♝ What is the book you are currently reading? Do you like it so far?

I'm currently reading "Looking for Alaska" by John Green. I do like it so far! Although I'm not entirely comfortable with the topics in the book, I find it extremely interesting! ♞ How long did your last phone call last?

Probably a couple of seconds. "April, we're at the door" "I'm coMMMIIINNNGGGGG AAUUHHKSLDJF" ♟ How do you typically spend Friday nights?

Haaaaaaaaah... On Tumblr, watching the sads on Netflix, and eating candy. ♠ What are your top five favorite songs?

GSSKK THIS IS HARD BECAUSE I DON'T LISTEN TO MUCH MUSIC AND IT'S HARD TO PICK. ♡ What are your top five favorite movies?

Sprited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Pride and Prejudice, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, and any Disney Movie really. ♢ What kind of music do you like least?

Rap. Aauuh, I prefer soothing music to one with a hard beat ; A ;   ♣ When/why was the last time you felt like punching someone in the face?

Whenever Paco. ☎ What does your last incoming text message say?

Hi

AAUUUHHH >:V ☏ What are your favourite tumblrs?

I'm just going to tell you my favorite people on Tumblr because I'm lazy and hopefully you know them

Kat

Denny

Roshi

Ched

Josiah

Jonesyp