One Autumn Leaf: Sure, but I have a boyfriend.

Troubling Rain, narrowing his eyes as he counts his money: He can only get something small then.

Later

After helping Ye Xiu for setting up the impossible record.

Huang Shaotian, getting ready to leave: Well, it’s nice meeting you again Old Ye. Even though I can’t get my PKPK, but I’ll wait for you to come back. Just call me if you need anything!

Ye Xiu: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Huang Shaotian, blinks: Oh yeah *Kisses Ye Xiu’s cheek and runs off*

Huang Shaotian: Have you ever like, losing your control over your mouth, with your brain unable to filter what you wanted to say and ended up saying f*cked up things which offended everybody?

Ye Xiu: I have. But in my case, my hands being too fast, ended up typing many things that somehow offend many people.

Huang Shaotian:

So, this one is from someone on twitter or instagram, she got flirted at by a lit student and... I translated it. Hope it didn’t get lost in English.

Imagine your OTP

Person A: Do you know Figure of speech Pleonasm?

Person B: No?

A: Figure of speech pleonasm  It is a rhetorical device that can be defined as the use of two or more words (a phrase) to express an idea. These words are redundant and viewed as unnecessary.

B: Okay?

A: Adding details to something obvious is also the easy way to phrase it. Such as, “Burning fire” “True fact” “You’re beautiful”. In such case, the sentence became too redundant, because fire is obviously burning, fact is obviously true, and You are obviously beautiful.