This top part is not canon. Just me being an idiot.
Ilana: Wait, how old are you? Eret: Wait...Guess... Ilana: ...45 Snotlout/Tuffnut: WHEEZE Eret: What?! Ilana: You said guess! Eret: That was so far off! Snotlout: WHEEZE INTENSIFIES Tuffnut: falls to the groound Ilana: Why are you yell8ing at me! Eret: That wasnn't even close! Tuffnut: dying on ground Eret: Like, normally, when people play that game, they're like, oh, they guess, like, a little bit younger! Was that the little bit younger guess? Ilana: starting to giggle ...Yeah. Are you, like, 48? Eret: unidentifiable scream Snotlout: on his hands and knees laughing Ilana: So, was I right? Eret: stares in disbelief Eret: No! Ilana: What are you-? Eret: I'm not in my forties! Ilana: Oh...Really? Snotlout/Tuffnut: still dying Eret: I'm in my fifties! Ilana: Oh! I knew it! I was just being nice! Eret: NO, I'M NOT IN MY FIFTIES!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'I KNEW IT'!? Snotlout/Tuffnut: WHEEEEEZE Eret: I'm 37!! What the fuck!? Ilana: Oh God damn! You're old! Tuffnut: choking Snotlout: continues to wheeze Eret: WHAT?!
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On that note, I should give everyone's ages in HTTYGP, including characters I'm yet to introduce:
Ilana: 29 Queen Angelina(Ilana's mother): 49 Ivan(Ilana's bb brother): 16 Hiccup: 33 Eret: 37 Astrid: 33 Zephyr: 10 Nuffink: 7 Snotlout: 33 Ruffnut/Tuffnut: 32 Fishlegs: 32 Buffnut/Gruffnut/Cufnut: 3 King Alban: 52 Prince Lyam: 31
