#hs50

i want someone to send this to a friend without context and see what happens

I googled Occam’s Razor. It is an actual thing. What it means is “the simplest solutions are the correct ones”. So Slick’s “simple solution” would be slitting throats with it. Simple and efficient

Here we are! Launch day for the HS50 stereo gaming headset. We are always ecstatic to try out new gaming gear, especially headsets, the one thing that keeps us linked and in-tune regardless geographical location.Without much more delay let’s get right into it and take a look at this...

i mean, even if spades respects someone, he’s still probably gonna want to kill them considering that last line. but that doesnt really defy anything, he’s like that with everyone.

this is the shit i live for honestly, without the whole mafia thing, the relationship of the midnight crew between each other? love that. 

i love that every other midnight crew member is going through a sort of peaceful time, having everything sort of in control while catching their rivals, and here HB is, getting fucked over by the green alien versions of hitchcock and scully

this is SO FUNNY if you think about it as stitch from lilo and stitch and not some guy from the felt

eggs and biscuits can multiply. frickin heck, no wonder boxcars hates them