the algorithms™️ : you liked Heated Rivalry
me: SO MUCH 😍
the algorithms™️ : so you like hockey?
me: No! Oh, no. Nononononono. No. Just, uh...
the algorithms™️ : just...what?
me: just... just...
the algorithms™️ : Oh. I see.
the advertisers: what?
the algorithms™️ : Just Heated Rivalry.
me:








