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let's all also remember how the more mainstream comics wouldn't let them have an explicit relationship until after the success of the show... they've come so far since then. beautiful to see!
Gn!reader, him gaining a crush on reader +other hc's
At first he doesn't understand why he feels this way. The way his heart feels like its beating out of his chest whenever you are so near. Even just when you speak to him it makes him fall into silence, listening to your voice. He kind of stutters anyway so you don't really pay mind to when he begins to stutter around you more.
You are so nice to him. You help him with stuff,talk to him like hes a normal person. Unlike the others. They think of him as a stupid monster... but you! You don't! He can tell that you are honest, and do like his company too. He often invites you to drink his fav fuzzy drink.
Incase you defend him from mean ppl, he'll feel real happy. No one did that before! Just a simple "Can you not?" Or "Hey do you wanna leave?" Is enough
He cannot stop from staring at you. His red eyes bore into you. You can't always tell whats hes thinking. His mask is still, but if it could turn into hearts it would.
He wants to hug you. And if you are an openly affectionate person then you probably will. He hesitates but slowly hugs you back. Wow his muscles are big, is he choking you? You tap on him and he'll let go. "Ohh sorry,i got nervous" he gives you big eyes and you reassure him its all good. You are so kind, you never blame him. So understanding
He'll ask you to blow up gotham with him which you raise an eyebrow to. Hes confused, don't you wanna blow up gotham?
Speaking of which he'd offer to blow up ppl you don't like.
He'll feel bad if his sudden anger or yelling scares you at all. He would never be mad at you, but he does get upset easily.
You are often on his mind. He even speaks about you. And Harvey(or anyone else) gets enough of it and asks if hes in love with you or what. He stares ahead of himself "Huh, maybe i am" his honesty just stunts him but harv just ignores him.
Now that he thinks more about it, it all clears up. No wonder he can't stop thinking about you.
But would you love him back? Do you just like him as a friend? Would he even be good for a partner?
He overthinks about the whole thing. Then decides to test his luck.
He tries the good ol flirting. "You look beautiful" or calling you nicknames in spanish. He tries for the oblivious 'mi amour' to not to slip up.
He'll ask if you happen to have a partner. Happy to hear the answer "no", he wouldn't say the same for the "why?". "Oh uhh...you know, was just curios.."
He drinks coffee with you. He makes pasta for you, proud when you tell him it tastes good.
On a walk he rips out flowers from the ground to give them to you. Then angry at the ground for making you sad for them
Hes just not sure how or when to confess. But ya know, as long as you are by his side he'll be happy
summary: harley thinks that poison ivy's relationship with kite man is pathetic.
word count: 3.7k
warnings: first person POV for a change, lowkey crack treated seriously, craziness and jealousy and kidnapping and minor violence (harley slapping kite man), can be argued that this is dubious consent, oral sex f receiving, harley treating ivy as though sheâs her property, degradation, voyeurism, pregnant sex, trans!harley quinn that is never properly explained (idk i was just like she has a penis now i'll figure it out later and then i just never did)...i wanted harley to be Actually Fucking Insane as she should be
a/n: i love deranged gay sex and this is exactly what this is. i want to write something sweet for them to contrast this but have the deranged stuff first! (this is not the last i'll be writing for poison ivy btw, but it will be a different poison ivy!)
The cheap, cloying scent of cologne hit me like a slap to the face the second I kicked open the door to Ivyâs greenhouse. His cologne. Kite Manâs. And there they were, tucked away in her favorite grove of phosphorescent mushrooms, his gangly arm draped over her shoulder like a dead vine. Ivy was smiling, a real one, not the wicked grin she saves for burning down corporate headquarters, but a soft, private thing that made my stomach twist into a knot.
âWell, well, well,â I chirped, the cheer in my voice so forced it hurt my own throat. âDonât let me interrupt the fucking garden party.â
Ivyâs head snapped up, her emerald eyes wide. âHarley! We were justââ
âI know what you were just,â I interrupted, marching forward. The plants seemed to recoil from me. âI can smell him all over you, Red. Itâs fucking gross.â I pointed a trembling finger at Kite Man. âScram, bird-brain. The grown-ups need to talk.â
He stammered something, looking to Ivy for backup, but she just gave a tiny, almost imperceptible nod. He scrambled to his feet and flew off, a pathetic hell yeah echoing behind him.
The second he was gone, the facade cracked. My chest was heaving, a raw, possessive anger boiling up from a place I didnât even know I had.
Ivy stood, sighing. âHarley, what is this about? You know itâs notââ
I didnât let her finish. I closed the distance between us, grabbing a fistful of her leaf-green bodysuit and crushing my mouth to hers. It wasnât a gentle kiss; it was a claim. A fucking statement.
She gasped against my lips, her body stiff with surprise for just a second before she melted, her mouth opening under mine with a low, shuddering moan. I could taste him on her, that bland, ordinary taste, and it just made me kiss her harder, my tongue plunging into her mouth to wipe it all away, to mark her with my taste, my fucking claim.
I broke the kiss, both of us panting. âHe doesnât know you,â I snarled, my voice ragged. âHe doesnât know what you need. Heâll never fuck you like I do.â
My hands were everywhere, tearing at the fasteners of her suit. âIâm gonna fuck you so good, Pam. Iâm gonna fuck you until you forget your own fucking name. Until the only thing you remember is me.â
The suit gave way, pooling at her feet. Her skin, cool and smooth like polished jade, glowed under the strange light of her plants. I shoved her back against the thick, warm trunk of a bio-luminescent tree, the moss cushioning her. My mouth found her neck, biting and sucking, desperate to leave a mark he would see later. My mark.
âHe thinks this is just fun, doesnât he?â I whispered against her skin, my hand sliding down the flat plane of her stomach, my fingers tracing the waistband of her panties. âHe doesnât think about what this does. Doesnât think about planting his fucking seed in you.â I hooked my fingers into the fabric and ripped it aside. âBut I do.â
My fingers plunged into her, and she cried out, her back arching off the tree trunk. She was already so wet, so hot and ready for me. âI think about it all the fucking time, Pam.â I drove my fingers in deep, curling them, finding that spot that made her see stars. âI think about filling this perfect fucking pussy with my cum. I think about watching your belly get round with my baby. Mine. Not his. Mine.â
âHarleyâŠâ she moaned, her own hands clawing at my back, pulling at my own clothes.
âSay it,â I demanded, fucking her with my fingers, the wet, slick sound echoing in the humid air. âTell me whoâs gonna breed you.â
I pulled my fingers out, dropping to my knees in front of her. I didnât give her a chance to answer. I buried my face between her legs, my tongue lashing her clit with a furious, desperate need. Her thighs clamped around my head as she screamed, a raw, unfiltered sound of pure pleasure. I fucked her with my tongue, deep and hard, tasting her essence, the proof of her desire. She was mine. All fucking mine.
She came with a violent shudder, her whole body trembling as she ground herself against my mouth. I drank her in, not stopping until her legs went weak. I stood up, tearing off my own clothes, my gaze locked on hers. Her eyes were glazed, her lips parted, her chest rising and falling in rapid bursts.
I turned her around, bending her over the wide tree trunk. She braced her hands against the bark, offering herself to me. I pressed my body against her back, my cock, hard and aching, sliding between her slick folds from behind. After all, Ivy cooked up some serum for me a while back â something experimental. I loved the results.
âThis is my pussy,â I growled in her ear, one hand gripping her hip, the other tangling in her fiery hair. âAnd Iâm gonna put a baby in it. Right fucking now.â
I slammed into her. One brutal, perfect thrust that filled her completely. She screamed my name, a sound of pure ecstasy, her inner walls clamping down on me like a vise. âFuck, Harley! Yes!â
I set a punishing rhythm, each thrust a punctuation mark on my claim. The wet, slapping sound of our skin meeting filled the greenhouse, a filthy, beautiful music. I could feel her tightening around me again, another orgasm building. My own coiled low in my belly, a pressure ready to explode.
âYou feel that?â I panted, my thrusts becoming frantic, losing all rhythm. âYou feel how deep I am? Iâm gonna cum so fucking deep inside you, Pam. Iâm gonna flood that perfect womb. I wanna feel you milking my cock for every fucking drop.â
âDo it,â she begged, pushing back against me, meeting every thrust. âPlease, Harley, I want it. I want your cum. Fuck, fill me up!â
Her words were the final trigger. I came, pulsing inside her, my release hot and endless as I collapsed against her back, my body shuddering with the force of it. I felt her climax around me a second later, her own cries muffled against the tree bark, her body milking me for every last drop.
We stayed like that for a long moment, panting, dripping with sweat, my cock still nestled deep inside her. I leaned in, my lips brushing her ear.
âNo more Kite Man,â I whispered, my voice hoarse. âThisâŠÂ this is what you need. Iâm what you need. Tell me you understand.â
I felt her shift beneath me, her hand reaching back to grab my thigh, her grip possessively tight.
//////
The humid, sweet-rot scent of Ivyâs greenhouse did nothing to calm the storm in my head. Two weeks. Two fucking weeks since I claimed her, since I poured myself into her and made my intentions perfectly fucking clear, and now she was avoiding me. The avoidance itself was a confession.
I found her not in her usual mushroom grove, but deeper, in the section she calls the "heart-root chamber," where thick, pulsing vines crawl up the walls and the air is so thick with pheromones it's hard to breathe.
She was tending to a venus flytrap, her back to me, but her shoulders were tense. She knew I would show up here eventually, probably.
âRed,â I said, my voice flat. No cheer, no fake giggles. The game is over.
She turned slowly, and her eyes gave her away instantly. There was a fear there, a guilt that shakes me to my fucking core.
âHarleyâŠâ she starts, her voice softer than the moss under our feet.
âDonât,â I cut her off, taking a step forward. My boots sank into the soft earth. âJust say it. Whatever it is. Just fucking say it.â
She looked down at her hands, at the rich soil clinging to her green fingers. âIâm late.â
The words hung in the air. They didnât compute. Late. Late for what? A villain meet-up? A robbery?
And then it clicked.
The math. The timing. His timing. Just like that, the world tilted on its axis, the vibrant greens and glowing blues of the chamber bleaching into a blinding, white-hot rage.
âNo,â I whispered.
âI took three tests, Harl. They allââ
âNo!â The word ripped out of me, a raw, wounded sound. I was across the room in a heartbeat, my hands grabbing her shoulders, squeezing too tight. I saw the wince of pain on her face, but I didnât care. I couldnât care. âThatâs not possible. Itâs mine. I filled you up. I fucking bred you. Youâre carrying my baby.â
She shakes her head, tears welling in those beautiful, traitorous eyes. âThe timing⊠itâs not. Itâs his, Harley. Itâs Kite Manâs.â
The name was a physical blow. Kite Man. That pathetic, flying joke. His bland, ordinary seed taking root in my garden. Polluting my soil. The rage wasnât hot anymore; it was cold. Calculated. A surgeonâs scalpel of pure, undiluted fury.
I released her shoulders, my hands falling to my sides, clenched into fists so tight my nails bit into my palms.
âOkay,â I said, my voice eerily calm. âOkay.â
I turned and walk out of the chamber. She called my name, but it was a distant echo.
I have a kite to catch.
//////
In the end, it was almost too easy. He was at his sad little âlairâ â a converted warehouse with kites everywhere â and he didnât even hear me come up behind him. A rag soaked in my own special blend of chloroform and laughing gas over his mouth, and he was out cold. Hell yeah, you fucking idiot.
I dragged him back to the greenhouse, his stupid limbs getting caught on everything. Ivy was right where I left her, her face a mask of horror as I dumped his unconscious body into a large, throne-like chair made of woven thorns. I used thick, living vines to bind his wrists and ankles to the arms and legs of the chair, ensuring they tightened if he struggles.
âHarley, what are you doing?!â Ivy cried, rushing forward.
âIâm fixing his mistake,â I snarled.
With that, I slapped Kite Manâs face until he groaned, his eyes fluttering open. Confusion, then fear, as he took in the binds, the location, me looming over him, and Ivy standing there, half-terrified, half-turned on.
âWha⊠Harley? Ivy?â
âShut the fuck up,â I hissed, grabbing a handful of his hair and wrenching his head back. âYouâre going to watch. Youâre going to see what a real claim looks like. Youâre going to see who really owns the pussy you polluted.â
I shoved his head back and turned to Ivy. âCome on.â
I grabbed the front of her tunic and rip it open, the sound of tearing fabric like a gunshot in the tense air. Her perfect, round. lushly green tits spilled out, her nipples already hard peaks. Is it from fear? Or from me? I decided I didnât care.
I claimed one with my mouth, sucking the deep green bud hard between my lips, biting down just on the right side of pain. She gasped, her hands flying to my head, not to push me away, but to hold me there.
âThatâs it,â I murmured against her skin, my hand sliding down her stomach, over the faint, impossible swell that makes my vision go red again. âYouâre still so fucking wet for me, arenât you? Even now.â
My fingers found her slit through her flowered deep green leggings, pressing hard against the soaked fabric. She was drenched. Soaking. Her body betrays her every fucking time.
I tore the leggings down, not even bothering to take them off, and pushed her back against a broad, warm leaf, her ass perched on its edge, her legs spread wide.
A perfect presentation. For me. And for him.
I dropped to my knees, my face inches from her glistening cunt. I could smell her, that intoxicating mix of flora and pure, unadulterated arousal. And underneath itâŠÂ him.
The ghost of his pathetic fuck. It made me insane.
âLook at him, Pam,â I commanded, not touching her yet. She turned her head, her eyes meeting Kite Manâs horrified, captivated gaze. âLook at him while I erase him.â
My tongue was a ruthless fucking weapon. I speared it into her hole, fucking her with it deep and rough, tasting every inch of her inner walls. I lashed her clit with the flat of my tongue, then sucked the aching nub between my lips, pulling on it until her whole body jerks. Soon enough, she was sobbing, moaning, her hips bucking against my face.
âOh fuck⊠HarleyâŠÂ pleaseâŠâ she begged.
âPlease what?â I growled, pulling back for a second, my lips and chin glistening with her. âYou want my tongue back in your filthy cunt? You want me to clean his fucking mess out of you?â
âYes! God, yes!â she cried, her head thrashing back and forth.
I dove back in, fucking her with my tongue until my jaw ached, until her cries seemed to blend into one continuous scream, until I couldnât taste anything but her. Pure Ivy. My Ivy.
I stood up, unbuckling my black and red belt, letting my pants fall. Iâm bare underneath, harder than ever, and so I grabbed her hips, yanking her to the very edge of the leaf. I lined myself up, the head of my cock pressing against her soaked, stretched entrance.
Breathless, I looked over my shoulder at Kite Man. His face was pale, his mouth was agape. He was hard. The pathetic fuck was hard watching this.
âWatch closely, bird-brain,â I snarled. âWatch how a real woman claims whatâs hers.â
I slammed my entire length into her in one brutal, perfect thrust. She gasped, a sound of utter devastation and ecstasy, her inner walls spasming around my pale white cock like a fist. Itâs so fucking tight, so hot, so right.
I set a punishing, relentless pace, pounding into her, the sound of our bodies meeting a filthy, wet slap that echoed through the chamber. Each thrust was a negation of him. Each deep plunge was my seed claiming hers, my ownership overwriting his.
âYou feel that?!â I grunted, driving into her, my eyes locked on Kite Manâs. âYou feel how deep Iâm fucking her? This is my pussy! Mine! Your pathetic little fuck didnât plant a seed, it left a stain. And Iâm scouring it clean!â
Ivy was a writhing, moaning mess beneath me, her nails digging into the leaf beneath her, her back arched. âItâs yours, Harley! Itâs all yours! Fuck, please, Iâm gonna cum! Make me cum!â
Her words send a jolt straight to my core. I fucked her harder, faster, my rhythm shattering into pure, animalistic need. I could feel the familiar coil in my own belly, the pressure building to an unbearable peak. I was gonna cum just from fucking her, from the sheer power of it, from the look on his stupid face.
âYou hear that?â I panted, my thrusts becoming jerky, uncontrolled. âSheâs gonna cum on my cock. My fucking cock. Sheâs gonna scream my name. Not yours. Never yours.â
I felt her climax erupt around me, a violent, clenching wave that milked the length inside her. Her scream of my name was the most beautiful thing Iâve ever heard. My own orgasm crashed over me, a white-hot flash behind my eyes, my body convulsing as I rode out the waves of pleasure, fucking her through both of our releases.
I stayed buried inside her, panting, dripping with sweat, my body pressed against hers. I turned my head, my gaze finding Kite Manâs. He looked broken. Defeated.
I gave him a wide, vicious smile. The sound of my own heartbeat was a war drum in my ears, drowning out Kite Manâs ragged breathing. I stared at Ivy, at the slight, fucking infuriating swell of her belly, and a new, even more twisted plan bloomed in my mind, dark and beautiful like a nightshade flower.
âGet up,â I commanded her, my voice low and husky with renewed purpose.
She looked at me, her green eyes wide and glistening with a mix of fear and the lingering haze of her orgasm. âHarley⊠whatâŠ?â
I didnât answer with words, I just grabbed her arm and hauled her off the broad leaf. She stumbled, her legs still shaky from the fucking I just gave her, and I loved that. I loved that I could reduce the most powerful woman in Gotham to a trembling, cum-drunk mess. I steered her toward the thorn-bound chair where Kite Man was struggling against his living restraints.
âYou think his little fuck was enough to plant a seed?â I spat the words at her, my hand cupping her stomach possessively. âYou think thatâs a real baby growing in there? Itâs a fucking parasite. A weak, pathetic mistake.â
I shoved her forward until she was standing right in front of him, her naked, glistening body on full display. His eyes were glued to her, to the curve of her waist, the swell of her breasts, the thatch of red curls between her legs that was still slick from my dick. He was hard. The pathetic fuck was still so fucking hard. Good.
âBut weâre gonna use it,â I whispered into Ivyâs ear, my teeth grazing the lobe. âWeâre gonna use his pathetic mistake to prove my point. Get on top of him.â
Ivy froze. âHarley, noâŠâ
âGet. On. Top. Of. Him.â My voice dropped to a deadly whisper. âYouâre going to ride his cock. Youâre going to fuck him. And youâre going to look at me the entire time. Youâre going to show me, and youâre going to show him, that every bit of pleasure you get from his pathetic dick⊠is for me.â
I saw the conflict warring on her face, the shame, the horror⊠and the dark, undeniable thrill that flickered in the depths of her pupils. Her body was already responding, a fresh sheen of moisture coating her inner thighs. She was so fucking corruptible. So mine.
Kite Man strained against the vines. âIvy, donâtâ you donât have toââ
I backhanded him across the mouth. âDid I say you could fucking speak?â
I turned back to Ivy. âNow, Pam. Or I rip his fucking tongue out and feed it to your plants.â
A shudder ran through her. With trembling hands, she reached for the buckle of his pants. I watched, my own dick throbbing with a possessive, furious heat, as she fumbled with his belt, finally freeing his cock.
It was⊠adequate. Normal. Boring. Nothing like the perfect, thick length of my pale white dick that just split her open.
She hesitated, one hand on his thigh, looking at me for permission, for absolution.
âDo it,â I growled. âSink down on it. Show me how little he means to you.â
She positioned herself over him, lowering her body slowly. I saw the moment the head of his cock pressed against her entrance, that same entrance I just claimed and fucked and filled. She gasped, a small, broken sound, as she impaled herself on him, sinking down until he was fully sheathed inside her.
âFuck,â Kite Man moaned, his head falling back against the thorny chair, his eyes squeezing shut.
âOpen your eyes, you piece of shit!â I snarl. âYou look at me. You watch me watch my property use your dick.â
His eyes flew open, wide with fear and a bizarre, twisted arousal. He looked at me as Ivy began to move, a slow, tentative rock of her hips. Her face was a mask of anguish and pleasure, her eyes locked on mine.
Sheâs doing this for me. Only for me.
âThatâs it,â I purred. âYou feel that, Red? You feel that ordinary cock inside your extraordinary fucking pussy? It doesnât belong there, does it?â
She shook her head, a tear tracing a path through the sweat on her cheek. Her hips moved faster, a little less tentative, a little more desperate.
âBut youâre gonna cum on it, arenât you?â I continued, circling my clit faster, my breath catching. âYouâre gonna use his boring, simple dick to get yourself off⊠because Iâm telling you to. Because Iâm the one making you feel this good. Not him. Never him.â
âYes, Harley,â she moaned, her voice breathy and broken. Her hands were on Kite Manâs chest for balance, but sheâs not looking at him. Her gaze was welded to mine. âItâs for you. Only for you.â
I saw her rhythm change, becoming more urgent, more primal. Her breasts bounced with each movement, the beautiful green skin flushed with heat. Kite Man was just a tool beneath her, a breathing, pulsing dildo. His own pleasure was irrelevant. His choked grunts were just background noise.
âYouâre getting close, arenât you, baby?â I whispered, moving my fingers in tight, frantic circles, mimicking the way I know sheâs clenching around him. âYouâre gonna milk his cock for a cheap, pathetic orgasm⊠and youâre gonna give that orgasm to me. Youâre gonna scream my name when you cum all over his worthless dick.â
âI am⊠Iâm gonnaâŠâ she panted, her movements becoming frantic, losing all rhythm. Her inner muscles are fluttering, I can see it in the tense line of her thighs, in the way her stomach quivers.
âDo it,â I demanded, my own orgasm coiling tight, ready to snap. âCum for me, Pam. Now.â
A guttural, wrenching sob tore from her throat as her body seized up. She grinded down on him hard, her back arching, her mouth open in a silent scream for a second before my name rips out of her.
âHARLEY!â
The sound of it, raw and desperate and utterly mine, triggered my own second climax. I cried out, my knees buckling slightly as pleasure, hot and sharp, lances through me. I watched her through the haze, my beautiful, submissive creature, shuddering through her orgasm on another manâs cock, her eyes glazed and fixed on me.
As her spasms subsided, she slumped forward, exhausted. I stepped close, cupping her chin, forcing her to look at me.
âWhose pleasure was that?â I asked, my voice dangerously soft.
âYours,â she breathed, her voice wrecked. âAll yours.â
I smiled, a cold, victorious thing. I look over her shoulder at Kite Man, who looks utterly shattered, used, and discarded.
âYou see?â I said to him, my fingers tracing Ivyâs jaw. âSheâs mine.â
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I need the Harley Quinn show to be done with the joker so bad. give me kiteman and bane and dr psycho and weird buff macaroni alfred but NOT the JOKER. I'm fucking DONE