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itachi "genius" uchiha making his genius plan to keep his younger brother "alive": so when i return to konoha after hiruzen dies and orochimaru conveniently lives, I'm gonna go mentally torture sasuke just enough so that he enters into a coma which is practically impossible to get out of UNLESS this certain drunk, gambling-addicted but extremely knowledgeable medic decides to come back to konoha (which she hasn't in years now) which I'm very sure is going to happen now that hiruzen is dead and they need a hokage and of course jiraiya won't be hokage. also because I am very smart. next, my actions will prompt sasuke to become PISSED as shit for some reason I'm not very sure of, and he would try and get himself to orochimaru for more power and will almost die in the process, but I'll just hope he won't. then, following my directions, he'll try to kill his best friend and WILL succeed in putting his hand through said friend's chest but let's hope the friend in question has magical healing powers and will be safe (i hope it's naruto GOD i hope it's naruto my entire plan hinges on that fact alone). when naruto DOESN'T die, hopefully, sasuke changes his mind and doesn't kill naruto-- I mean, his friend, and goes to join orochimaru. also i really really hope the fight delays him and orochimaru has to use someone else's body to stay alive and then i hope tha

legend says that every time you feed a crow, itachi's ghost slaps your ass