#hpmccoy

you dare to light my path

I like how u tag me in all ur Alex summers posts

You only love me for my hot bod and my deep pockets I knew it

Alex shoved his phone back into his pocket as he laughed. Someone was impatient tonight. Though Alex was running a bit late. The blond swung a jean-clad leg over his bike and set out to Hank's house. 

It was a calm, cool night, but warm enough that if he were staying home he'd have his window open. He left his leather jacket at home, seeing as it would be pointless to wear more clothing. Mailboxes and houses sped by as Alex pedaled faster than usual, adrenaline coursing through him.

"Fuck Me Fridays," as they had come to call them, were exactly as they sounded. It was an easy way to make sure they had time to get together, and gave Alex something to look forward to at the end of the week. No school the next day meant that they could stay up all night, no worries about Alex sleeping in and missing his first few classes. (This may have happened a few times before FMFs became a thing.)

He's not sure how long he's been drinking tonight. Long enough that when he stands up the room begins to sway around him. Fucking Hank fucking McCoy he thinks. Fuck him. God, he's drunk? and angry and he wants to punch something. Or cry. Or punch something and cry. Nothing's quite clear enough for him to decide. Being eighteen fucking sucks. Love sucks. Hank McCoy fucking sucks. Everything sucks. 

Sean knows he shouldn't get on his bike right now, but he does anyway. Going to give the prick a taste of what he deserves. It's a miracle he makes it to Hank's place in one piece. At least he remembered his shoes this time. He marches up to the front door and smashes the doorbell repeatedly with his middle finger. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you the bell chimes in time with the mantra in his head. As soon as Hank opens the door, bleary eyes and bed head wearing nothing but a pair of old pyjama bottoms, Sean brings up his right fist and connects solidly with Hank's nose. 

What.

Seanathan Cassidy I am gonna need you to stop making such vile and disgusting remarks right the fuck now why would you even go there that’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard