ok hear me out i saw the cursed child almost a month ago and i’m still not over the mambo jumbo of emotions that it evoked in me
the fact that my absolute queen and genius JKR who created a whole new world for millions of people to worship and dream of and who made up such intricate plot twists and countless of brilliant and original characters, thinks that the cursed child is a good story makes me question everything in lifeÂ
and what actually makes me die a little inside is that she supported this silly story to become a SPECTACULAR ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKINGLY GORGEOUS VISUAL PLEASURE OF A PLAY put on by a group of  INEXPLICABLY TALENTED PEOPLE
however JUST THE THOUGHT OF THE ACTUAL PERFECTION THAT HAD THE POTENTIAL TO EXIST if JKR supported a different, well written, well plotted, well thought out and characterized fanfiction, i mean material, that is out there
jesus yes okay i’m talking about the life and times because that fic is religion to meÂ
but just imagine... like i’m telling you there is no denying that that play will make you cry out of nostalgia and just pure magic that’s happening on stage while you rage inside and fight with yourself constantly trying to remind yourself how ridiculous the story is
i was just making pasta for myself when this thought hit me and i started crying into my bowl because if TLAT were to become a movie/tv show/goddamn 10-parts-long theatre play i think that would actually be too much for this world to handle
in fact, if it were ANY OTHER GREAT STORY OF THE THOUSANDS THAT EXIST...why did it have to be one of the thousands bad ones trying to trick you into believing that it is great by being technically and visually impeccable and name dropping 200 characters from the books
WHY JO WHYYY WHYY I HOPE YOU’LL EXPLAIN IT ONE DAY