#howtotrainyouragents

With the general caveats:

A pair of siblings go on a road trip with a centenarian.

In their search for a myth, two brothers uncover a centuries-old plot - and find a family.

Thanks to an incident on their first trip, this band of travelers will spend at least the next seven years trying to get home.

They started off as the superhero cleanup crew, but became the mess themselves.

A man living in a junkyard kidnaps local schoolteachers; chaos and adventure ensue.

oh my gd. so the thing about Kingdom of Liars is that i hated it, and it didn’t even have the decency to be bad in a FUN way. it wasn’t flashy or totally incomprehensible, it was just plain badly written! at every turn i was like, “why aren’t you written better? why are you like this?” and at every turn the book was like, “no idea, but hey, you want this random and unnecessary extra plot element i just found in the bottom of my bag?” and i was like “no” and it was like “too late i added it”

i don’t even know how to pick out specific things that were bad because overall the ENTIRE THING just didn’t work. characters just showed up and were there and were supposed to be important but had no personality. the main character had to survive three trials to have a chance to solve this mystery but those three trials were just.... attending three social events.......... he just had to go to them. that’s it. that’s not a plot. the book knows that’s not a plot. the book kept adding extraneous elements to make up for it. the book was bad

thank you so so much for sending these in i know i took forever to answer but it’s been so nice having them waiting here for me for when i need a lil pick me up 

1) ocean 100%, i wanna see what’s in there and talk to dolphins and stuff. like if i could be any animal i would be a dolphin, the ocean is so much more exciting than the sky like all you can do from the sky is scare people on planes and that’ll get boring after a while 

2) i’d make a gluten & dairy free version of the regular one! then i can eat them alllll

3) this is random i love it kjahdjhads i’d probably draw an orange. i’m not very good at art

Oh my stars, thank you soooo much!!! I love when I see your name in my notifications because you always tag your stuff and it makes my day reading what you think. I try to represent the crew the best I can, but it’s hard finding the right pictures so I’m glad you appreciate it. I was the exact same way reading it. I was like finally, some diversity, uniqueness!!