I have been kicking around this question for years now but I’ve never had the balls to ask you. I was just wondering if you would ever accept a commission to write another Fuckpig! story?
Now, this is a message I did not expect!
I just checked; the first FP piece was posted 9 years ago. How is it so long ago already? And sadly, the Coven of Depravity disbanded in 2017.
Mind you, I was never a coven member. (I had been invited. Self-doubt made me decline. I wish I could turn back time, man.) I became the in-house (in-van?) artist, though. But I do not have the same, hands-on relationship to music that the 4 grand ladies have. I did not invent those characters, I do not breathe their air. I can write about them, but not them-them. Ykwim?
Do I love them? Of course.
Have I fever-dreamed about them? Of fucking course.
Do I have a FP Pinterest board I keep pinning new shit to regularly and, most recently, like 2 days ago? Bet.
Could I write about them? Oh hell yeah.
Anon (and, uh, whoever else feels that way?), if you'll have me despite the above points, if you are okay with...well, fanfiction on the Fuckpig!verse—hit up my inbox with what you're looking for and we can figure something out.
Mind you, I also do art and recently have become pretty fond of comics. If that is anything that'd tickle your fancy besides words. (You get a discount for a fic-plus-illustration combo. Hell, you get a fucking FP-discount, too, haha.)
I'm currently in a pretty raw transitional state after a painful breakup and international move but, uh—honestly, probably the perfect set-up to write FP, haha. What I'm saying is, though: things might take a bit longer rn, but if you've got time to spare, I'm here. Doesn't have to be right now, either. My love for FP remains undying.
(PS: Congrats on finding those balls ❤.
PPS: Your message made me so fucking happy. I feel v v magical right now. So thank you, seriously ❤❤❤❤.)