"Hey Ballroom Blitz, you're technically undead right? Does that mean if I pull your head off you won't die?" Salem asked, leaning over the grey-haired lawyer with an amused expression on his face. It was a terrible look for him to have as it rarely ever meant anything good. "I'm just curious because I had this awesome idea for a headless horseman costume. I'll be the horse - well, goat - and you be the rider. What do you think?"
The mention of having his head simply pulled right off of his shoulders made Bazil pause, a shiver running through his body at the mere thought of such a fate. He shook his head, a small and almost nervous laugh leaving him. âNo.â he answered simply at first. âNo, no, no, no, nope, no. Weâre not doing that. As incredible and impressive as it would be, we are not doing that.â
He stood, closing up the book he had just finished and strolling over to the bookshelf to deposit it. He put it in place, right next to the rest of his boring old books about law and government, and pulled out another, much older, book. It was bound in leather with thick parchment pages and the text was in form of English much older than the 20th century. There were pages that had been flipped to so many times, they automatically turned when he cracked open the book in his hands. âThis is one of the few things I have from my time in the colony. Itâs a religious text, if you can believe I would keep something like that. See here, it explains how to destroy revenants, vampires, the undead. Creatures like me.â He turned the book around; a crude drawing showed a skull lying in an unmarked grave, no body to be found. âWhen you separate the head from the body, itâs impossible for the undead to put themselves back together. Stab me and the wound will close. But cut my head off? Do that and Iâm on a one way trip to an eternal bonfire.â








