#hotmessmichael

of course!!! i’m gonna split it into categories so it makes more sense (some of these writers aren’t active on here anymore but I’ll put them in here anyway!)

dad!5sos:

• delilah by @valentinesirwins - I love this so so much it makes me want a baby with ashton 🥺

• this blurb by @sublimehood of cal with a newborn makes me so soft 🥺 (read all of her fics and blurbs though they’re all amazing)

• this blurb by @c-sainthood is so SWEET wow my baby fever is out of control

• I don’t think @themhoodgirlz is active anymore but I adore all of her writing, especially Donuts (dad!luke) Never Enough (singledad!luke & smut) and For Your Eyes Only (dad!michael & smut)

• Like you, Like me by @bringmethehorizonandpizza - I literally just read this and wow jsjsjsjs I want a baby that looks like calum 🥺

• this drabble by @defcliff0rd wow I adore it !!!! so soft singledad!michael

• Best Friend by @calumh-excess - best friend is the first part of a series that I absolutely love! H writes fics including POC and she’s amazing! 

• Eggs by @cliffordchick - this is so soft honestly jsjsjsjs and check out all the other fics/blurbs from this writer !!! I love this blog so much 

fluff:

• babysitting with cal by @deadmancrawling is just the SWEETEST thing it’s so soft 😭 we love uncle!calum

• milkshake by @hotmessmichael !! em is such a talented writer and it makes me want michael to take care of me (also read all of em’s other fics!)

• Hold My Hand by @morningfears - it’s a collage!calum au and it’s so sweet and soft and makes me want Calum in my life 

angst:

• I’ll always protect you by @glitterprincelu - if you want your heart to break ksjsjsjs I cried the first time I read this, it’s angst and dad!calum and it’s very very sad (honestly just read all of Ida’s work, it all melts/breaks my heart but I love her anyway)

• to save a life by @irwinkitten - also very sad (my friends love to hurt people) but so soft & it’s dad!ashton!

smut:

• Floral by @softforcal - it’s tattoo artist!cal which is one of my fave au’s, it’s slow burn so you get to know the characters and there’s smut at the end! I LOVE this so much, and check out the rest of her writing too 💕 one of my amazingly talented friends!

• this blurb by @flannelpunkcalum just makes me want calum to be in love with me

• Slow by @snapbackcake - I want slow sex with Ashton I love this so much 😩

• Domestic!Michael by @michaelgclifford - this writer isn’t really active on here anymore but wow all of her fics and blurbs are so soft I just love them so much

• With you at my side by @smuttyscribbles - I adore this so so SO much I just want two babies that look like luke🥺

• Pierced by @twilightparker - I’m in love with piercer!cal wow (also read the rest of her writing it’s all so so good!)

• Soft by @morningfears -  I love this so so much it’s so calming (all of this writer’s fics and blurbs are just amazing i’m in love with them) 

blurbs:

• blurbs by @calpops - you get a bit of everything !!!

• @flannelpunkcalum also does amazing blurbs!!

• blurbs by @worshipkink - honestly so many kinks & amazing blurbs that she deserves more credit for! (also send her some love, people on twitter suck💕)

• blurbs by @rakkaroses are amazing too!

other:

• Gold in the Clouds by @cakesunflower - an angel!ashton au which is absolutely LOVE summer is so talented!

babe how do i even respond to this. okay. imma just write a little oneshot. and because im a dick. i’ll make you the OC. how do you feel about that?

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The sound of his guitar was mesmerizing. Michael had skills and everyone in the bar knew it, eyes on the grunge guitarist with his blue dyed hair falling in front of his face, half obscuring the smudged, dark eyeliner on his lids that brought out the green of his eyes. He was truly beautiful. Like some fallen angel, pouring his soul into art in an effort to somehow redeem himself, even amidst drunk strangers, on a shitty, make shift stage, in the back corner of a dodgy bar.

and even though the lost souls in the crowd with their foreign faces, couldn’t offer him any redemption, one person could.

perched on a bar table, gaze on the grunge guitarist who was rocking her favourite choker and some dangerous looking platform heels, Em watched the rock god demon with eyes full of adoration. 

whenever he looked up, Michael searched for her, finding her easily amongst the bodies that meant nothing to him. he had always felt a pull to her, something drawing his practically non-existent soul to the girl with the frizzy hair he adored so much and the pretty green eyes that she always framed with crazy eye liner, or set off with an interesting shade of lipstick.

tonight, her lips were purple, a new colour he’d picked up for her when he’d seen it at the drugstore on a midnight run with a case of the munchies. and she looked fabulous.

the set finished and Michael handed his guitar to a stage runner, stepping down and immediately setting off to his girl who awaited him with open arms. he was sweaty and glistening in the dazzling lights, colourful beams illuminating his beautiful skin and making him look like the angel he once was. 

he pulled Em to his chest, cradling her close, “what did you think of the set babe?” he asked, looking down at her.

“i loved it.” she assured him, always ready to offer support to the demon who meant the world to her. 

he studied her lips, the shade of purple, and a wild grin spread over Michael’s face, something truly demonic slipping through that made Em tilt her head at him, waiting for the dirty words she knew were about to be said. he pulled her close again, lips teasing her ear, “so if you suck me off right now, will my dick turn purple?” he asked, “to match the blue balls i have right now?”

Em laughed, “i feel like the lipstick wouldn’t come off-” she began, always the realist, answering honestly which made Michael laugh, adoring the way she looked at the world.

the word ‘talk’ didn’t appear exactly but i found ‘talked’ and decided it was close enough lol

The way he talked was an aphrodisiac, the hints of a French upbringing rolling off his tongue lasciviously, drawing a longing from her core. She felt the moment her body realized that she was in no immediate danger and her heart started hammering for a completely different reason.

this is from my french!vampire!Luke fic.

thanks for the ask! 💕

y’all I’m pissed. this is not what they deserve???

I was just looking on ticket master and it does say the chainsmokers with opening act 5sos and that other singer. The chain smokers are gonna be shook when everyone is leaving after 5sos 😔👋🏻 anyways: this comment says it all

Thanks Em! I read this as 39 (Hi I’m Shamara I’m 21 and I can’t read) and since I already did that number, here ya go

39) You Don’t Do It For Me Anymore- Demi Lovato (THE! VO! CALS!)