I hate the genre of old people that think they own the world cause theyâre old. This old guy at work kept clicking his fingers for me to come. I was cleaning a table. Next to him. I said âyes?â. Silence. Just stared at me. Weirdly. A moment passes by. I ask, âcan I help you?â. Silence. Just⌠stared. I think heâs odd and keep cleaning the table. To my left I hear⌠âexcuse me!â. I turn to face him. He has his arm stretched up in the air, clicking his ugly fingers at me. Obnoxiously. He repeats âexcuse me excuse me!!â. I am standing right next to him asking what he wants. Politely. His arm is still stretched out. Nearby tables are judging him and grinning at me, they find this amusing. I do too. Finally he replies : âwhen is the seafood coming? Itâs taking a while.â. Youâre never gonna guess this. The seafood.. is just a second away. I say itâs coming. He doesnât respond?? I leave. out the corner of my eye I see his arm, still stretched, still up. What is this guyâs probelm bro genuinely you old chud. And when I set the table he goes âI want a red wine, very small, the smallest you have.â. Buddy what kind?? Thereâs so many red wines?? Anyway, the sweet old lady goes âoh and I would love a largeâ. She got cut off by the old rag of a husband she has. âMY WIFE would like a white wine. Smallâ she wanted large. He was set on getting her a small. She was visibly upset. I made sure to put in a large. She was getting that large white pinot. Stupid old chud man. GET THIS!!! WHEN I GAVE THE MENUS I ASK âwould you like the wine menu?ââŚ. HE SAID NO!!?!???????? I said âok!â AND THEN WHEN I WALKED AWAY HE CLICKED HIS FINGERS AGAIN!! âWhereâs the wine menu?â BUDDY YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDNT WANT IT??????? AUUUUUGUFHHGHGHHFHFHFHHFH KILL KILL













