I live alone. Iâve always kept my bathroom light on at nightâhabit from childhood, nothing more. But last week, something changed.
I got up at 3:12 AM (I remember because my phone lit up), walked past the bathroom, and saw myself in the mirror... already standing there. I hadnât even stepped in yet.
She smiled. I didnât.
I froze. It mimicked every move I madeâbut a second too slow. Like it was watching and deciding how to be me.
Iâve tried covering the mirror. It doesnât help. Every night since, Iâve woken up at the same time.
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"Grimdark Hive City âBakery & Sweetsâ Market:
A 40K Culinary Nightmare"
Where the Cakes Are Stale, the Candy Might Kill You, and the Smell of Burnt Flesh Just Adds to the Ambience
Ah, the Hive City Bakery and Sweets Marketâwhere sugar, despair, and the faint scent of industrial lubricant mix into an unholy cocktail of culinary horror. If youâve ever wondered what a post-apocalyptic bake sale looks like, congratulations, you just found it.
Whatâs on the menu, you ask? Oh, just the most depressing, borderline-toxic confections youâve ever encountered.
1. âCorpse-Starch Croissantsâ â You Donât Want to Know Whatâs in Them
Ever had a croissant so dry it doubles as sandpaper? Now imagine it was made from the recycled bodies of the unfortunate. Congratulations, youâve just bitten into the Hiveâs signature Corpse-Starch Croissant.
⨠Flaky! (Like the guy who swore heâd pay you back.)
⨠Filling! (In the same way that eating drywall is.)
⨠Sustainably sourced! (From yesterdayâs unlucky citizens.)
Eat it. Donât ask questions. If youâre hungry enough, you wonât care.
2. âSludge Piesâ â Now With 40% Less Industrial Waste!
A âpieâ in the loosest sense of the word, Sludge Pies are served warmâmainly because theyâre still fermenting in their own filth.
𼧠The Crust? Half-burnt, half-raw, 100% regret.
𼧠The Filling? A mystery slurry that probably started as something edible but has long since become a sentient goo that might fight back.
𼧠The Experience? A 70/30 chance of immediate food poisoning or enlightenment.
Perfect for those with no self-respect or functioning taste buds.
3. âSynth-Sugar Candiesâ â Sweet, Addictive, and Probably Illegal
Ever wanted to taste cavity-inducing regret with just a hint of chemical burns? Welcome to Synth-Sugar Candies, the Hiveâs answer to real sweetsâexcept engineered in some back-alley lab by a guy named Grim Jax.
đŹ Glows in the dark (definitely not natural).
đŹ Might contain traces of actual sugar. Maybe.
đŹ Side effects include dizziness, hallucinations, and brief moments of cosmic awareness.
Kids love them. Authorities hate them. Thatâs how you know theyâre good.
4. âMeatâ Puffs â But What Kind of Meat? No One Knows.
Listen, in the Grimdark Hive, you donât ask what the meat is. If it smells vaguely edible and doesnât actively try to crawl off your plate, itâs dinner.
𼊠Possibilities include:
â Rat? Maybe.
â Some dude who owed money to the wrong people? Could be.
â Industrial waste reprocessed into something âprotein-adjacentâ? Most likely.
Either way, slap it in some questionable pastry dough, deep fry it in yesterdayâs recycled grease, and BOOMâyou got yourself a Meat Puff.
Hope your stomach can handle mystery protein.
5. âRecaf âDelightsââ â Wake Up and Regret Your Choices
Need caffeine but also mild psychosis? Try a Recaf Delight, a pastry infused with enough synthetic stimulants to make your teeth vibrate out of your skull.
â Baked fresh-ish daily.
â Tastes like burnt battery acid.
â Comes with a free existential crisis.
Pairs well with crippling debt and the weight of existence.
â ď¸ WARNING: Consumption may cause:
â ď¸ Instant regret & irreversible digestive trauma.
â ď¸ Hallucinations, organ failure, or spontaneous mutation.
â ď¸ Your food to fight back.
â ď¸ An unshakable feeling of being cursed.
đ If your Meat Puff twitches, chew faster.
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LEON & NEMESIS: BUDDY COP APOCALYPSE - A Resident Evil One-Shot
What if Leon S. Kennedyâs first day in Raccoon City meant making friends with the cityâs scariest bioweapon? Chaos, comedy, and unexpected bromance await!
Authorâs Note:
Big thanks to the anonymous requester for this adorable, chaotic promptâthis oneâs for you! Hope you enjoy Leon and Nemesis causing mayhem and redefining the meaning of âfirst day jitters.â If you have more ideas or want a sequel (Jill cameo, anyone?), drop your suggestions below!
Leon S. Kennedyâs first day on the job wasnât just hellâit was, frankly, stupid. Raccoon City had lost its mind. The police radio was all static, the sky glowed red with fire and sirens, and zombies moaned behind every door. The air stank of rot and fear. Most people wouldâve found a closet, locked the door, and cried. Leon, unfortunately, was not most people. He was out of ammo, out of hope, and sprinting for his life down a dark alley thatâthanks to fate and Umbrellaâs questionable urban planningâled straight into a brick wall.
He spun around, expecting to see a slow, groaning corpse. Instead, he saw a mountainâa leather-clad behemoth stitched together like a kidâs failed sewing project. Shoulders as wide as a car. In one massive hand, it carried a rocket launcher like it was a baguette fresh from the bakery. The thingâs head swiveled, its mouth split open, and it exhaled in a guttural rumble: âSTAAAAAARSâŚâ
Leonâs hands shot up, badge raised like a cross to a vampire. âIâm not S.T.A.R.S.! Iâm just aârookie! Leon! Please?â
The monsterâs red eyes flickered, scanning the badge, then Leon. It grunted, unimpressed. An awkward silence stretched between them. Leonâs brain short-circuited. Was he going to die? Be launched through a building? OrâŚ?
Nemesisâbecause, obviously, it was Nemesisâlooked past Leon at the growing herd of zombies behind them. With zero warning, he stomped forward, seized Leon by the collar, and flung himâremarkably gently, for an 8-foot death machineâbehind a dumpster. Then Nemesis waded into the undead crowd with the subtlety of a bulldozer, scattering limbs and torsos like he was mowing the lawn. Leon watched in slack-jawed awe, heart hammering. Nemesis moved with brutal, monstrous grace. It was terrifying⌠but also, if Leon was honest, kind of impressive.
A minute later, Nemesis plodded back through the gore. He reached into his belt, produced a first-aid spray, and pressed it into Leonâs shaking hands. âUh. Thanks?â Leon managed, blinking at the green canister. He was so confused.
Nemesis grunted, the sound vibrating in his chest. Leon was pretty sure that was Nemesis for âDonât mention it.â
Their partnership was the stuff of fever dreams. Leon, half-dead and covered in grime, trailed after his massive new friend through the ruined city, mind spinning. Was this really happening? Was he honestly following a B.O.W. through zombie hell because it seemed safer than going it alone? The absurdity didnât escape him, but every time he glanced at Nemesis, the monster just grunted, and Leon somehow felt a little less doomed. The rules became clear fast:
Donât mention S.T.A.R.S.
Donât touch the S.T.A.R.S. badge Nemesis kept on a chain like a childhood trophy.
Always accept healing itemsâeven if itâs the weird blue herb that tastes like grass clippings.
Donât ask questions about the rocket launcher.
If Leon tripped or lagged behind, Nemesis would grunt and gesture him forward. Once, when a flaming zombie staggered into their path, Nemesis simply picked it up by the head and yeeted it through a squad car window. The resulting explosion almost set Leonâs eyebrows on fire. Another time, Leon found a soda machine jammed and smacked it in frustration. Nemesis lumbered over, punched the machine once, and a cold can rolled out. Leon offered him the drink in gratitude. Nemesis stared at it, then crushed the can effortlessly, a faint look of confusion on his monstrous face. Leon tried not to laugh.
Between chaos, Leon sometimes attempted small talk, even as his mind reeled at the madness of it all:
Leon: âSo, uh⌠do you have a name? Or just âNemesisâ?â
Nemesis: ââŚSTARS.â
Leon: âYeah, figured. Thatâs a no.â
Other times, he rambled just to fill the silence:
Leon: âYou know, I thought my worst day would involve a parking ticket. Not, uh, bio-weapons and undead chihuahuas.â
Nemesis: (grunts, hurls a zombie dog into a dumpster)
Leon (nervous laugh): âYeah, you get it.â
They crossed Raccoon Cityâs hellscape together: fighting through back alleys littered with bodies, ducking under burning debris, climbing over overturned buses. At one point, a group of zombie dogs cornered Leon. Before he could even draw his empty pistol, Nemesis stomped forward, roared, and sent the entire pack fleeing, tails between their legs. Leon had never been so grateful for unethical science in his life.
They even stumbled across an abandoned news van, radio blaring static. Leon fiddled with the dials, hoping for help. Nemesis watched, curious, until a faint voice crackled through: ââŚS.T.A.R.S. sighted nearâŚâ The radio was promptly crushed by a giant hand. Leon sighed and shrugged. âNot a radio guy, I get it.â
As the night dragged on, they took shelter in a ruined convenience store. Nemesis blocked the door with a shelf, then settled in the corner, ever-watchful. Leon sat on a crate, patched up his arm, and munched on a suspiciously unexpired protein bar. Occasionally, Nemesis would glance at the chain around his neck, the S.T.A.R.S. badge glinting in the firelight. Leon didnât askâheâd learned his lesson.
Leon glanced over, mustering a tired smile. âYou know, for a bio-weapon, youâre not so bad. Kinda wish you were around during training.â
Nemesis let out a deep, thoughtful grunt.
Leon shifted, feeling awkward. ââŚOr not. Got it.â
By the time dawn crept over the carnage, Leon was limping, caked in mystery goo, but alive. Nemesis, apparently satisfied with his non-S.T.A.R.S. companion, got to his feet, gave Leon a last, solemn nod, and lumbered away into the smoldering city. At the alleyâs end, he paused, turned, and flicked a spent first-aid spray can at Leonâa casual salute from one survivor to another.
âGood luck out there, big guy,â Leon called, genuinely meaning it. He watched Nemesisâs massive silhouette fade into the smoky light.
Somewhere in the ruins, Jill Valentine shivered, sensing a disturbance in the forceâNemesis was supposed to hunt S.T.A.R.S., not make friends with rookie cops.
Leonâs first day was still hell. But at least he had a story no one would ever believe. As sirens wailed in the distance and sunlight crept over the ruins, Leon took a deep breath and realized that surviving alongside Nemesis had changed him. Maybe, he thought, finding hope in this nightmare meant trusting even the unlikeliest of allies. Raccoon City wasnât completely hopeless after all.
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Sometimes, I Write Beginnings I Never Use (Dark Story Prompts)
Now and then, I write things that could serve as the start of a story, though I never actually use them. Here, Iâm sharing a few that lean toward the darker side. Feel free to use them as prompts, and have fun with them.
The house had been empty for decades, or so they said. But when I stepped inside, the floor creaked underfoot as if it remembered every step ever taken, every secret ever buried.
There was a strange comfort in the darkness, a place where shadows whispered the truths the daylight refused to see.
The wind outside howled, but the sound inside was worseâsoft footsteps echoing through the empty halls.
I thought it was just a nightmare, until I woke up with the dirt still under my fingernails.
They said I wouldnât feel a thing, that Iâd be free once it was over. But as the needle slid in, I realized I was still very much aliveâand trapped.
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Beating a Dead Crop: A Children of the Corn Retrospective
By Tabby Knight (instagram - tabby.knight6)
Artwork by Dy Dawson @xgardensinspace
If youâve seen all of the Children of the Corn films in the franchise (dear God) Iâm both somewhat impressed and also vaguely concerned for your mental wellbeing. I counted a total of 12 entries in the series, including the 2020 reboot and the 1983 short film Disciples of the Crow. Not bad, considering Stephen Kingâs original short story clocks in at approximately 10,000 words, and ends with a degree of finality that doesnât exactly invite a sequel.
For those unfamiliar with the source material, Children of the Corn was originally published in Penthouse Magazine in 1977 and later reprinted in Kingâs short story anthology, Night Shift (1978) and follows a young married couple who accidentally hit a child with their car while driving through rural Nebraska. Burt and Vicky, who are road tripping to California in a last-ditch attempt to save their marriage, decide to put the boy (dead) in the back of their car and drive to the nearest town, Gatlin, for help. The shock of hitting the boy has been abated, somewhat, by the fact that he was likely already dead when they went over him â his throat's been slit from ear to ear. They are a little disturbed, however, to find a crucifix made of corn husks in the boyâs suitcase.
They arrive in Gatlin only to find it deserted, and the only building showing any sign of recent activity is the church, which is defaced, trashed, and decorated with corn. Inside, Burt also finds a record of births and deaths, and manages to piece together the townâs dark history: some twelve years ago, all the adults in town were massacred, and the children appear to have created a corn-worshipping cult in their absence. Since then, every registered death in town has occurred on the victimâs nineteenth birthday.
By the storyâs conclusion (Spoilers) Vickyâs been mutilated and crucified on a cross of corn, and Burt finds himself trapped in Gatlinâs cornfields, pursued â and ultimately consumed â by a mysterious entity that lives amongst the rows. It ends with the children, who are informed by their nine-year-old cult leader, Isaac, that He Who Walks Behind the Rows is displeased with their inability to dispatch Burt, and has lowered âthe age of favourâ from nineteen to eighteen as a punishment. As a result, the townâs eighteen-year-old residents march into the corn to sacrifice themselves to their god. One of those dispatched, Malachi, leaves behind a pregnant girlfriend, who fantasises about setting fire to the corn in retribution. We end with a line that still sticks with me years after I first read it: âDusk deepened into night. Around Gatlin the corn rustled and whispered secretly. It was well pleased.â
And there you have it. Itâs not Kingâs best short story by any means, but itâs far from his worst, and it has its own grim, mystical charm that appealed to me as a teenager and still appeals to me now. The cult operating in Gatlin works primarily because of its elusiveness, and its ambiguity. We donât see the children overthrow the town, we see very little of the entity that lurks in the corn, and thereâs no flashy final showdown. Thereâs a tragedy to the children that fails to translate to the films, a quiet sort of helplessness emphasised by their final march into the cornrows. The conclusion feels inevitable â this is the way things are in Gatlin, and itâs horrendous, but itâs unstoppable. It just is.
To the best of my knowledge, none of the film adaptations manage to capture this same sense of quiet horror, the idea that those who commit such atrocious evil are themselves victim to a larger, far more powerful force that cannot be overthrown or disobeyed.
Itâs a shame, then, that the very first film adaptation â a 1984 venture starring Linda Hamilton â dispatches this sense of ambiguity and dread entirely. Instead we are left with a standard, far less eerie narrative structure, in which Burt rescues Vicky, teams up with a couple of the less murderous children, and manages to set fire to the cornrows, ostensibly killing (at least temporarily â 5 sequels and several reboots, remember) He Who Walks Behind the Rows. Instead of the quiet despair of the short story, emphasised by the pregnant Ruthâs secret desire to see the corn burn, we get a final jump scare and a happy ending as Burt, Vicky, and the two kids they appear to have adopted set out for Seattle on foot.
There are merits to the first film, at least. John Franklin makes an iconic and genuinely menacing (if a little campy) villain out of Isaac, who outshines the elusive creature behind the rows as the primary antagonist. Courtney Gains makes for a memorable Malachai - morally grey and surprisingly likeable, far more fleshed out than his literary counterpart. The supporting cast of Gatlin kids are suitably freaky, at least until Sarah and Job are established as good kids, which diminishes the effect somewhat, especially when the short story did so well as to establish the children as equal parts good and bad, victims of a larger system as well as perpetrators of violence.
By creating a binary in which children like Sarah and Job are âall good,â while those such as Isaac and Rachel (the crazed adolescent responsible for that final scare) are âall bad,â we lose that sense of dread. Worse still, we lose the last remaining shred of realism in a film that has Burt pursued through the corn by a tunnelling monster right out of Tremors. As I said, we essentially lose the very point the source material is trying to convey.
Thatâs not to say itâs a wholly unlikeable film, of course, or that itâs universally hated by horror fans. Lots of people, myself included, look at the film with a great deal of fondness. But that doesnât change the fact that it falls into that famed category of questionable Stephen King adaptations. It also doesnât change the fact that it didnât warrant a sequel, let alone five, and a string of ill-fated reboots with sequels of their own.
Horror movies and sequels go hand in hand, obviously, but unlike the other sequel machines of the 1980âs, the Children of the Corn franchise lacks the same fanatical following. When quizzed on franchises and their sequels, diehard horror fans tend to have very specific preferences. They have a favourite Nightmare on Elm Street, (Mineâs 3) a preferred Jason Vorhees (8-bit video game Jason, though I suspect Iâm an outlier) and strong opinions on the superior Childâs Play film (Itâs Bride). But with Children of the Corn, that level of diehard devotion appears to be lacking. Iâve met a lot of horror fans, and Iâve never had any of them tell me that Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror, for example, is the best of the lot.
I donât want to generalise, of course, because Iâm sure someone out there is getting ready to contact me and tell me of their undying devotion to Urban Harvest. I only mean that as a collective, horror fans are incredibly tolerant of sequels, and often can discuss the merits of part six over part ten. A cursory glance at cinema attendance for the new Halloween and Scream sequels alone indicates a market for the same formula over and over again. I would argue, however, that Children of the Corn doesnât necessarily fit into that category. With the possible exception of 666, which promises the return of the first filmâs Isaac, none of the sequels on Wikipediaâs handy-dandy list either catch my eye or spark my memory, and I canât be the only one.
The question, then, is why keep churning them out? Letâs not forget that this isnât just a case of a one-off direct-to-video sequel, or even a trilogy. Weâre talking about five direct sequels to the 1984 film, plus three maybe sequels (Revelation, Genesis, and Runaway) and two reboots (2009 and 2020/23).* The obvious answer is of course, money, but you canât seriously tell me all these direct-to-video sequels are churning out bucketloads of profits. Theyâre certainly not churning out rave reviews, either from critics or audience members.
My best guess is that, like me, people continue to be drawn to and affected by the original source material, and want to create a film in that same vein. But if thatâs the case, why the continual failure to accurately adapt that same source material? Why create a narrative in which He Who Walks Behind the Rows is easily dispatched by outsiders, when the real terror of the story (at least in my opinion) stems from His unrelenting hold over the children, even in the face of their growing resentment?
The 2020 adaptation, much like those that have come before it, has received mostly negative reviews, with an 11% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, a 22/100 on Metacritic, and a staggering 1.6/5-star rating on Letterboxd. While I havenât seen it myself (yet â if I do, itâll bring my total number of CotC films up toâŚ3) what I can glean from Wikipedia, Bloody Disgusting, and Letterboxd is that once again, the film fails to either accurately adapt the source material or, at the very least, capture the same spirit of terror the original story managed to convey.
In a perfect world, such universally abysmal reviews would signal a long-overdue death for the franchise, and Iâd like to say Iâm optimistic enough to hope for its end. But this is horror weâre talking about, and we appear to be in an age of unrelenting sequels for all genres regardless. And worst of all, thereâs a backlog of twelve films whose very existence leave me pessimistic and cynical.
Incidentally, if youâd like to catch a Children of the Corn film that kind of captures the spirit of the original, consider checking out the aforementioned 1983 short film Disciples of the Crow. Itâs not a perfect adaptation (Burt and Vicky still manage to escape unscathed, god damnit) but it goes a long way towards establishing that eerie sense of mindless violence and inevitability I talked about. Itâs campy as hell, of course, terribly acted and not exactly scary, but it is only 18 minutes and free to watch on YouTube, and not too bad for a student film. At the very least, Burt isnât pursued by a tunnelling monster as he attempts to set fire to a cornfield.
*In light of the pandemic, the 2020 rendition of Children of the Corn didnât receive either mass distribution or a theatrical release until 2023. Interestingly, it was apparently the first film since the 1984 adaptation to even receive a theatrical release. Go figure.
Can a writer truly scare a reader with just words? How can you, as a writer, utilize the elements of horror to create a story that not only instills fear but also captivates the reader?
The Essence of Horror
Horror as a genre has been chilling readers to their bones for centuries. The primary objective of horror is to evoke fear and discomfort, making readers confront the darker corners ofâŚ