#hooper problems

That Hooper feel when you see a sweet picture of a silver hoop and convince yourself you need it, so you immediately go onto Etsy to buy one...before realizing you already own a silver hoop.

My inner thighs hurt from practicing wedgies :(

I'm sorry, everyone knows I love hooping, but it's really unnecessary to send me videos of other people hooping.. Because there's a 98% chance I've already seen it... and probably weeks beforehand. Or I've received the same video several times from other people. And quite frankly it's annoying. What are these people expecting me to get out of these videos? Inspiration? I can dig that. Realization of how unskilled I am in comparison? Meh.. Do they think I'm as good as these people? Or that I need improvement? I just really don't understand... Please stop. Or at least tell me WHY you feel it's important for me to see it... Mkay? I know I'm not the only hooper that feels this way.

I have had about a bajillion people post the Rachel Lust or Katie Sunshine paint hooping videos on my FB. It's sweet that people think of me when they post it, but I saw both of those a year before they went viral because I actually follow the Hoopers in the videos. It seriously makes me want to scream every time, and I can't say anything because then I'm a dick.

Juggler-face: closely related to concentration face.  Occurs while attempting to land a crazy new trick or combo. Or just while practicing anything. Often involves facial contortion resulting in a somewhat silly and/or crazy expression. Can also include sticking out tongue. Not limited to juggling, this condition is prevalent among all object manipulators, and found in many other circus related pursuits.