#honbin

Twink Top

• everyone's daddy

• has frightening kinks

• the next president of south korea

Uncle grandpa

• a walking osteoporosis

• talks to furnitures

• has a bottle of holy water inside his bag

Kazoo kid

• big nose, big di-

• favorite singer is Obama

• wants to be a pigeon

Cardi B.

• main vocal

• barks back at dogs

• turns into a lawn mower when he's asleep

'XD'

• judges people for a living

• calls McDonalds to ask for the number of KFC

• a potential serial killer

HentaiMaster69

• dances aggressively to wii music

• reads naruto fanfics

• his phone's ringtone is Deep Throat by Cupcakke

Genre: Fluff

Type: Reaction

Pronouns: Gender Neutral

Group: VIXX 

N/Hakyeon

“Oh fuck!” Hakyeon looked at you with a confused and bewildered expression written on his soft features before starting to laugh awkwardly. He is honestly so confused since he’s never heard you curse before.

“Are you ok?” He asked almost nervously. You laughed and nodded towards his general direction, focusing on cooking instead of his good looks. He began to relax knowing that it wasn’t something serious, but chastised you lightly for yelling it so loudly.

“It’s ok if you curse around me, but be careful with the children. They’ll start doing it if they hear you.”

Leo/Taekwoon

“I told you not to fucking do it.” Taekwoon stared at your figure spread out on the couch as you cursed at one of the characters of a Korean drama. He almost laughed, but kept his stone cold composure.

“How are you so fucking stupid?” When he heard you whispering, he whipped his head in your direction, surprised you cursed again. This time he let out a soft laugh, catching your attention in the process. While he had your attention he intended to tell you how hilarious you looked glaring at a laptop and cursing at a fictional character.

“ You do know that it’s fiction right? Or do you just naturally curse at everything you find stupid?”

Ken/Jaehwan

“ Ah shit. I ripped it.” When you casually cursed in front of him, he was taken aback much like Taekwoon, but soon laughed in confusion. He wanted to tease you for cursing, but since he cursed too, he couldn’t say anything. Instead, he just disregarded it and asked something else.

“What did you rip this time? Honestly, you’re like the destroyer of clothes.”

“Don’t patronize me.” “Let’s just go and find some new ones! It’ll be considered a date!”

Ravi/Wonshik

“Fuck. That hurt like a buttcheek on stick.” At first he would laugh at the vine reference you made, then turned into a confused little boy.

“Did you just…?” You glanced at him with equal curiosity running through your eyes.

“What?” How he had never heard you curse before was a miracle in itself, but now that he has he would instantly smile and laugh. Sure he’d be confused as hell, but overall would just laugh when you bursted into another cursing fit.

“Since when the hell did you curse?”

Hongbin

“Biiiitttcchhh. I told you not to.” He choked on his milk as he heard you cursing at your phone, not realizing Hongbin came home. It’s a surprise, really, that he hadn’t managed to hear you curse more at your friend. He just blinked in your direction with utter shock painted on his godlike features. In the end, he walked into your shared bedroom to ask you about it.

“Was that cursing I heard?” You looked at him, knowing that he heard you a while ago.

“Of course.”

“You know… If anyone else heard you they may get the wrong image in their head.”

“... Do I care?” He chuckled at your response only shaking his head no.

“Fine. Just don’t say these things in public.”

“...Fuck.”

Hyuk

“You’re such an asshole sometimes.” This was the fifth time too many that he has teased you about your height . You cursed at him, with playfulness of course. He stopped any action he was doing and just stared deep into your eyes.

“Hold on. You CURSE???” He started to giggle in the midst of speaking, almost choking on his own laughter. You give him a thumbs up, grinning like a madman.

“Only the finest of curses.”

“Anything for my princess.”

He never saw you the same after that, always cracking dirty jokes once in a while.

“Hey. Want a banana?” *Wink wink* * insert lenny face*