#homoshinki

Yunho and Beckie stared at Changmin and Bianca who taunted each other over alcohol.

“So where are we gonna do this shit?” Bianca changed the subject as they all climbed into the discreetly discreet van.

“Please don’t say a club omfg” Beckie begged out loud. First of all she didn’t want to have to deal with random fuckers trying to talk to her man and second of all she was afraid of Yunho trying to make her dance. Beckie doesn’t dance ok.

“No. I was thinking we just go to our dorm. It’ll be quiet and the atmosphere will be a lot more relaxed” Yunho was always the voice of reason.

“Pssh, quiet? Relaxed? Yunho, have you even saw me drunk before?” Bianca scoffed with an almost too serious of a tone.

Yunho laughed a little, “Well we haven’t drank together before. I’m actually very excited.” He smiled like a fucking angel and basically Bianca wanted to punch him in the face.

Beckie snorted loudly and turned to look out the window and contain her laughter for she knew how Bianca was when intoxicated all too well.

~*~*~*~*~ALCOHOL TIMES *~*~*~*~*~*~

“Beckieeeeeeee-ahhh~~” Yunho nearly fell over and onto Beckie as he tried to cuddle with her, his hair spilling over his eyes.

“Someone help omg please don’t help actually. WHAT IS” Beckie set her drink down so it wouldn’t spill because dumbho was climbing all over her like a kitten. She nearly choked on air when he nuzzled his head in the crook of her neck.

The four of them were sitting around a low set coffee table.  There were fairly large bottles of soju empty already (they were barely drinking for two hours…wat is) and there were more bottles unopened. Changmin also had a foot resting on a case of unopened Cass beer.

“Hey Yunwhore!!! Do you have any orange juice in the fridge?” Bianca excitedly questioned our drunken angel.

Yunho buried his face deeper into Beckie’s neck, his arms around her waist. She could have sworn he started to purr like a kitten.

“HEY DUMBASS I’M SPEAKING TO YOU!!” Bianca leaned forward and slapped his should lightly.

Yunho opened one eye and had a stupid half-smile plastered on his face, “I’m not sure, just go check!”

Bianca sighed loudly and quickly stood up, she knocked over a bottle of opened soju and stumbled backwards a bit, “FUCKING BALLS OMFG WHY.”

“Party foul you bitch, SHIT” Beckie yelled at her as she played with Yunho’s hair absentmindedly.

Changmin laughed like a cow and proceeded to grab paper towels to wipe the mess up, Yunho was lucky the floors were wooden even though in his current state he didn’t actually care.

“HELL YEAH ORANGE JUICEEEEEEEeeeeeeeE” Bianca pulled the bottle of juice from the fridge, holding it over her head like a trophy and stumbled her way back over. When she attempted to sit down she just fell into Changmin’s lap. They glanced at each other wide eyed for whatever reason (they are faggots.)

They both laughed like fucking retards.

“Beckieeeeeee” Yunho whined a little. Like a child.

“What is it BABBY??” Beckie didn’t have nearly as much to drink as the other three but the alcohol was definitely starting to hit her now.

“Will you take a couples shot with me :3?” Yunho asked, he lifted his head and stared into her eyes as if he was trying to give her a cute puppy face.

“But of course!” Beckie didn’t like the taste of soju too much but she was willing to get pretty hammered with oppar.

Changmin pulled two shot glasses towards himself and then with careful, drunken precision he poured the soju in each of the glasses and slid them over to Beckie and Yunho.

Yunho finally let go of Beckie (who was mildly disappointed about that) and reached for the shots, handing one to her.

“Okay, you know what to do right?” He asked her, slowly inching towards her face.

Beckie scooted back a little, “duh, I’m not stupid, you know” she retorted.

“What?” Yunho question with a laugh, “YOU KNOW” he screeched in English.

“Please stop oh my god” Beckie felt her face turn hot because he is embarrassing.

Finally the two of them crossed arms and dumped the alcohol into each other’s mouths.

Beckie gagged slightly from the taste of the toxic substance. “You know what comes next right?!” Yunho squeaked.

“Wha-“

Then Yunho leaned forward in one swoop and kissed her lips. He lingered for a few seconds. Drunken kisses are pretty electrifying.

After he pulled away the two stared at each other with dopey smiles on their faces before bursting into intoxicated giggles.

 Bianca stuck her tongue out, “GET A ROOM UGH” she complained obnoxiously.

Changmin quietly poured himself a shot and then downed it like water.

“Are you drunk yet?” Bianca asked him, wiggling her eyebrows.

He stared at her face seriously for a second before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.

Bianca stared at him “What is this even. I thought you could hold your alcohol better than that!”

Two hours of more drinking later.

“AHH. OUCH” Bianca hit her head on the coffee table as she crawled around like a cat looking for a bottle cap. She collapsed in pain onto the floor and swore loudly.

Changmin was containing his drunken-ness from time to time but when he saw that he laughed the most obnoxious laugh ever. “You’re so stupidly cute when you’re drunk!” he exclaimed.

“Beckie-ahhh” Yunho turned to Beckie who was munching on some ddubokki they had made.

“What do you want” she held back her laughter. Yunho looked so sloppy drunk at this point. His hair was a sweaty mess and his eyes were all red. Yet she still found him incredibly attractive.

“Go on a walk with meeee” he demanded, clasping her hand.

“But we’re clearly drunk” she said, blinking at him as if he were crazy.

“I want to show you off to Seoul though. You’re so pretty~” was all he said.

“You’re gross” Beckie turned away to hide her blush.

“I agree!!!!” Bianca chimed in, completely wasted out of her mind.

Yunho stood up and pulled Beckie to her feet, “Let’s go!!”

He laced his fingers into hers and kissed her forehead.

She wanted to barf rainbows.

“They really shouldn’t leave o m g” Bianca whined and threw herself on the floor.

That means she would have to be alone with Changmin and it made her nervous.

At this point Changmin was sitting on the sofa calmly sipping a beer.

She leaped to her feet and jumped on the sofa, “Can I try some of that beer, Shimi Changa?” she asked in a cute manner (or at least she thought she was being cute.)

Changmin raised his eyebrows, “Don’t you think you’ve had enough? Look at yourself.”

Bianca pouted.

“Okay, but you have to do some aegyo first” he mischievous grinned at her. To be honest, he was curious about her aegyo since she never really did any of that in front of him.

“Ok. I could just get a beer from the case over there” Bianca concluded, standing up.

Changmin then begged, “Pleaseeeee. I want to see it!”

Bianca paused and turned around, “O-oppa…maekjoo sajusayeo……bbuing bbuing!” she put on her cutest act.

Changmin placed his beer down onto the table and immediately tackled her.

Meanwhile Yunho and Beckie were skipping down the street together laughing like idiots.

People stared of course but it didn’t bother them.

“Let’s get some sweets, shall we?!” Yunho stopped skipping and pulled Beckie back, making her stumble into him.

“O-okay!” She nodded and hiccupped slightly. All this running around was making her drunker by the second.

The two made their way over to a Hoddeok stand that was run by an ajummah. While they stood in line Yunho just kept staring at Beckie who suddenly felt a little self conscious.

“Why are you staring??” she asked, trying to look away.

“Because. It’s weird. I’m glad we’re together, that’s all. I never thought I would be able to date someone normal and have them treat me well…normally” he admitted, scratching the back of his neck sheepishly.

 Beckie just stood there dumbfounded. I mean, Yunho was a fucking superstar. SHE thought she was the one to be so lucky to have him.

She looked embarrassed and despite people watching she kissed him on the cheek.

It was their turn next.

“Two Hoddeok please” Yunho graciously ordered, flashing the ajummah an award winning smile….that dick.

“Aren’t you from Dong Bang Shinki?” she asked with surprise.

He nodded, “Yes I am.”

“Omo! Wow, so handsome. Who is that with you?” she questioned him further, making Beckie feel slightly uncomfortable.

“My girlfriend!” He exclaimed, pressing his face against hers and grinning.

People around them all began to stare. It was apparent that they were dating but no one ever heard Yunho admit it.

“Yes. That’s right everyone, Beckie is my girlfriend. And I love her so much!” he cheered loudly before laughing to himself.

“S-stop!!” Beckie hissed, her face turning 50 shades of red as she buried it into his back.

They ate the steamy, warm Hoddeok together as they walked and had a drunken heart to heart chat.

When they reached the door to the apartment they noticed it was very quiet.

“Shit do you think they are doing a sex?” Yunho asked stupidly.

Beckie gave him an irl -__- look and opened the door.

Yunho braced himself.

But in reality, the two were just passed out on the couch cuddling together.

“Hehe. You know what this means right?” Yunho turned to Beckie and grinned like a fox.

He snatched her up, throwing her over his shoulder and raced to his room where he threw her down on the bed and shut the door.