#homestuckthiefclass

THE THIEF OF MIND

The Thief of Mind is someone who is cold and cunning, they rarely let their guard down, let anyone know anything about themselves, and they never let themselves be dictated by their own emotions or feelings. They are apathetic and cold, almost in a way that reflects a Destroyer of Heart, but they can leave other people in a tearful, passionate mess of emotions that nobody can do anything about. The Thief of Mind controls Mind just as much as they can influence Heart, and if they decide that you are going to be emotional today, or completely apathetic, you can’t do anything to stop them from straight up changing whatever it is that they want about you.

They are logical in their thinking and rational in their behaviours, they never do anything without thinking it through several times before, and being impulsive has never even been a thought that they’ve considered before. The Thief of Mind is wonderful at putting up boundaries and walls and masks to hide who they truly are from other people, and getting to know the real them is a monumental task that probably will never be achieved by anyone.

The Thief of Life is someone who is the Life of the party, literally and metaphorically, and they’re always the centre of attention wherever they go if they choose to be because they love to feel the warmth and gratification of social acceptance. The Thief of Life is someone who constantly pushes the boundaries of others and is always pushing the limits and rules, seeing how far they can take things before stuff goes downhill, and that’s when they abscond to let someone else take the fall for them.

They are mischievous and clever, they always get what they want when they want it, and they steal power and fame for themselves like it’s nothing. The Thief of Life is a cunning person who likely uses bullying and peer pressure into getting what they want from someone else, or they can just straight up steal your Life, your essence, your willpower from you and leave you a depressed husk of a person.

The Knight-Thief of Doom is someone who is constantly fighting their inner dialogue and all of their wants and their needs, being pulled in two different directions by their brain and they can never really get a break from themself. The Knight-Thief of Doom understands suffering and what it’s like to be mistreated by life, constantly thrown around and getting in trouble, usually probably not even being their own fault.

The Knight-Thief of Doom wants to help others by protecting and serving Doom, but they also want to be selfish and steal all the Doom for themself, to take the cruel fates’ from other people and to take the acceptance and knowledge that comes with suffering, but because of all of this they will tend to be more empathetic than most people. The Knight-Thief of Doom is cunning and clever, armed with the understanding of what it means to be damned, but they fight through and against their aspect with their aspect, freeing others from their own Doom and collecting it, so that they may protect it and do their best to serve it however it needs or wants.

The Knight-Thief of Doom is part Knight of Doom, which means that they are an understanding person when it comes to being hurt by other people and life as a whole, but they’re always there to help you stand back up and dust yourself off after you’ve fallen because they do not give up easily and they will encourage you to not either. They are relentless and unstoppable once they put their mind to something, and once they sink their teeth into something they won’t let go, so you know that they will be by your side through thick and thin, going down with the ship when and if things come, push and shove.

The Thief of Doom

The Thief of Doom is someone who has a natural confidence and charisma, and they have a knack at telling the truth from lies and knowing what’s going to have a bigger impact or importance to the storyline later. The Thief of Doom understands and knows the rules, but they know even better how to skirt by them and bend the rules so it applies or leaves out whatever they want it to.

They understand responsibility and how they should be responsible for their actions, but that’s one of the last things they’ll actually end up doing or being. The Thief of Doom tends to be pessimistic and knows that things are bleak, but this doesn’t stop them from going out and making the most of what they have. The Thief of Doom takes misery and Doom from others for themselves, but usually ends up turning it around for their own use, giving the Doom back to others and spreading the misery or unhappiness to the Thief’s own benefit or enjoyment.

The Thief of Time

The Thief of Time is someone who might seem incredibly talented and skilled, showcasing their talents for all to see and seeming like they can do anything, but this is all just a facade. The Thief of Time, while being skilled yes, most likely stole those skills and talents from those around them, taking the skills and parading around like the skills were all their own.

The Thief of Time is also extremely good at staying on time, having an internal clock that’s always very accurate no matter what. They probably have a habit of stealing other’s patience through being annoying or testing others and seeing how far the Thief can push them before they snap. The Thief probably has problems with procrastination, putting everything off until the last minute or even dropping their problems on other people and forcing others to sort through the problems so the Thief doesn’t have to.

The Thief of Heart

The Thief of Heart is someone who is empathetic and boastful, they know how to win someone over or make themselves seem larger than life, and they know all the tricks in the book when it comes to relationships and social situations. The Thief of Heart is confident in themselves, sometimes seeming a little over-confident or cocky, but they usually don’t mean harm because that’s just them being their true, authentic selves.

They are confident and proud, passionate and unique, and they are usually quite in-tune with their emotions and feelings, knowing exactly what it is they need and when. The Thief of Heart is great when it comes to showing off and showing others what it’s like to be them and how great it is to be them, because they never suffer or have to deal with the consequences of their actions or anything like that at all. The Thief of Heart also has a habit of taking other people’s passions and interests and becoming so overwhelmed with them that the original person feels intimidated, eventually backing off and losing interest due to the Thief’s overbearing interest.

The Thief of Void

The Thief of Void is someone who can change the importance of something, steal something’s value or inherent worth, and take all the meaning from something if they wanted to. The Thief of Void is a natural at determining what things are useless and what’s not, finding out just exactly what they need to know or do to progress.

They are excellent at fading into the background and the shadows, deterring all eyes from them and their actions, and making people forget that they exist to begin with. The Thief of Void is a great liar, able to make themself seem innocent and as not guilty as possible at all times, and they can swap around the importance or lack thereof in other people or objects. The Thief is the type of person to never take the blame or take the fall for something, always blaming someone else for their actions and always ready with an excuse or two as to why they couldn’t have possibly done the incriminating thing, and of course it always works in the Thief of Void’s favour.

The Thief of Breath

The Thief of Breath is someone who steals other people’s Breath, taking away their freedom and free choice and ability to change, stealing it all for themselves. The Thief of Breath is someone who jumps in the way of others, taking opportunities to run and see the world for themself and leaving everyone behind.

They might even in a sense, take other people’s identity and pretend to be someone else for a while or in a more criminal sense, identity theft. The Thief of Breath takes the chains that bind other people to their responsibilities and dedications, instead wrapping themselves in the tasks and chaining themself to the ground.