#hollemis

So this is the main bulk of the conversation that spawned him

Ana: Holy shit would part of drunk!Artemis behaviour include acting like Orion

But a very drunk Orion

Clara: oh no

oh yes

Ana: Like really bad, almost incomprehensible declarations of love

They're in a taxi on the way home and he sort of flops his head on Holly's shoulder and starts mumbling at her

Clara: "Ur lika-a reeeallly big and old nuclear splosion"

"Whadaya call em agian"?

"Stars!"

Ana: oh my gosh

Clara: And at first she's really offended but at the end she's just exasperated

Ana: "I wanna... there'sa guy up in the things. Stars."

"Some other- otherartemis put'im up there."

"You should be up there you're pretty enough to be made of them things. The starry things."

Clara: oh my god

"Actuality your kinda like the other artmis"

"She's pretty and punchy tooo"

Ana: Butler would be pissing himself laughing at her expression

Clara: "Hhad good aim to"

And he sits up and for one sentence looks completely sober, "have you considered archery"?

Ana: SHIT

honestly I can see his brain reaching the single, coherent conclusion of 'that would be so hot'

Clara: That was my reasoning

And after he says that he's fallen and is murmuring about how amazing that would be

Ana: omg but when he remembers that Greek Artemis didn't like men

Clara: A soft nooooo echoes from the ground

Ana: And then you just get "holly? Hollyholly holly?

You do like me right?"

Long suffering "yes, Artemis"

Clara: And he has the most distressed puppy eyes before she says that

Ana: "... More than trrr... Trubbb... Trubs?"

Clara: He begins considering murder out loud but decides that no he's better than that

Ana: God talk about unsubtle

Clara: this is Artemis drunk out of his mind

Ana: omg but Holly goes to leave him to sleep and he just makes this really pathetic puppy-ish whine

"hollllyyyyyyyyy..." [grabby hands]

Clara: "What if I forget about you when I wake up"?

(That was a mind wipe joke)

Ana: "I thought I was like stars and you'd never forget me?"

"... what if you frget about mee?"

Clara: And he considers this very seriously

Ana: He suddenly looks all pensive and horrified

"hollyyougottastay"

Clara: "Holly you can take the bed"

Ana: Okay but she sits with him until he falls asleep

And then once he's out of it she gets up to leave but she kisses him on the cheek as she goes