#hockey...

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mod here. addressing the elephant in the room, i am american. sorry to disappoint. 

WAHH MATTHEW IS MY FAVORITE I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHH i made this blog solely because i love matthew and i wish to spread his joys. neither of us will be referring to the personifications as countries, but rather as their personal names. (most of the time. if he really respects someone he'll use their country name..)

mod's pronouns are he/she (i was unaware of the pipeline)

you can refer to me as the mod or matthews boss, i don't really care. i have finally decided on a name; calgary! my name is calgary (clarification: im not actually english royalty and in no way am i related to canadas prime minister or government lmao. i call other country's leaders their boss, like "alfreds boss" refers to his president and stuff, so yeah. whenever i call myself his boss, i mean his smallest, least powerful boss and we both have higher bosses to worry about)

im an ixtp. if that explains anything. 

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please don't hesitate to correct me if i get something wrong about canada. i've only been to canada once, but im doing my best to study. your patience is acknowledged and thanked.

just like matthew, im also in eastern time

i freaking love potato pancakes (kartoffel puffer) 😭😭 and kiełbasa YUM

i understand broken german. if that matters. matthew does not, unfortunately. i think i already said something about french but i can read french pretty well, but when it comes to speaking or writing........

both july 1st AND july 4th will be celebrated. cry about it losers. we go all or nothin with the independence. sorry

as you can tell, my personality is drastically different than matthews. i may accidentally go a little out of character tee hee

man what the fuck i relate to lovino fuck my stupid life

as said above, matthew uses the 24 hour clock. i grew up on the am/pm 12 hour clock, so i may confuse myself on accident. i've been using military time for about two years though now, so i've gotten used to it (lie). fahrenheit vs celsius on the other hand.......

i may be american but i like to use grey instead of gray, but i usually switch between them. the more i dedicate my time to this and the more i play the call of duty campaigns the more i sound like a brit... help

mod loves to read manga and listen to music, if that gives any ask prompts

lets see who's read this far. im aromantic and asexual. i looked at the buy one get two free sale and absolutely cashed in. im sorry my humor doesn't make any sense 

my kumajirou is a raccoon plushie the size of my face. his name is raccoony.

im chronically online (lies) and i have the humor of a middle school boy. i take after my father

i should shut the fuck up 🎉

FELIKS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE. ERIKA/LILI/LIECHTENSTEIN IS MY THIRD FAVORITE (you can tell because i know how to spell liechtenstein !! >_<)

natallia is literally my wife trust. she would fucking hate me. i need to rewrite her now.

whenever it's my turn to speak, the text will be purple! i love ourple

my ao3 is mourning_tree and my pinterest is mattieus_canada (i think)

intro last updated: 16 July 2026

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ok! ice hockey time because the other ones are more boring (/hj)

in ice hockey there's three periods of thirty minutes with around 15 minute intervals. there's two teams and only six players (including goalie) are allowed on the ice for each team at a time. hockey is tiring and demands a lot physically, so players may be swapped out in periods. (i don't think goalies can be swapped out but there's usually only one or two other goalies to choose from soo..)

if there's more than six players on the ice for a singular team at one time, that team gets a penalty and sometimes a player has to be moved to the play room (penalty box). theres other ways to get penalties, like beating someone up for instance. different penalties have different amounts of time in the box, but it's usually around 2 minutes. there can be more than one player in the box! each team has their own box too, forgot to mention that. while there's people in the box, that team may not replace the missing persons until their time is up.

the goal is to get the puck into the other team's goal! when this happens, that team gets the point. the team with the most points at the end of the third period wins! if it's a tie, they go into overtime where it's just another period. whoever gets a point first in overtime wins the game! they can go into another overtime and probably more, especially in the playoffs/final games of the season as the stakes are higher and no one wants to lose. kind of like volleyball!

positions! the goalies are self explanatory; its the same roles as soccer/football. only the goalie is allowed in the net area

the forward (or forward center) is the person who is in the front and is the closest to the puck at the beginning (similar to american football)

the defensemen are the two in the back, the left defenseman being to the southwest of the forward and the right being to the southeast

the wings are the two on the either side of the forward, the left winger being to the left and the right to the right. so amazing i know

oftentimes, the players numbers correspond with their position, but its more lenient nowadays and it doesnt affect gameplay

for instance, heres suzuki. his number is 14 and hes a forward center for the habs (thats what we call the canadiens; dont ask)

and heres the last habs vs carolina hurricanes game from monday. for the habs, dobes, their goalie, got three goals against and 36 saves. 36 saves means that he saved 36 shots from entering the goal and three goals against means that three of the opposing shots made it past him and into the goal. matheson and hutson made one goal each for their team!