mod doesn't ship caname, usuk, mapletea, nor franada, thank you!
https://mattieus-canada.straw.page/
kinda like if matthew had a blog for his shenanigans
hi everyone! im matthew williams, but you may know me as mattieu or aph canada!
here's some important facts about me >
my pronouns are he/him (mod headcanons he/they)
i have a little polar bear named kumajirou (even if we often get each other's name's wrong... heheh)
my birthday is july 1st
im 159 years old as of 2026!! (ΰΉ>β‘<ΰΉ)
im 178cm/5'10" tall
my brother is alfred/america, and i like to think im the older oneΒ (im not)
im close with francis/france. we have history together, and i speak a little french. i see him as a father figure, if im being honest (mod speaks like... novice high to intermediate/b1 french)
i love maple pancakes!
i live in the eastern time zone, or eastern standard/daylight time
i like to renovate my house sometimes. it can be a hassle, but it's fun. i also like to paint and help my neighbors. i should help my neighbors paint their houses!
i have a hard time talking to people, and its difficult for me to insert myself into a conversation without getting spoken over. nonetheless, i still want more people to be aware that im different than alfred! healthcare!
that being said, i love ice cream. alfred and i can be similar in some ways
im fine with cursing! i actually curse to myself quite a bit...
i use 24 hour time, or military time, and not the 12-12 stuff alfred uses. i honestly don't know what it's called. either way, i'll use both metric and imperial so many people will be able to understand!!Β
im neutral about many ships including me (other than the ones in my bio), but i try not to post ship stuff in particular. platonic ships are fine! i love friends
im still not pregnant guys
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i love to answer questions and asks from people, along with giving advice! i may even draw a little doodle to go along with it...
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tags:
matthew williams speaks (normal post)
aph canada speaks (normal post) (i have drifted away from this one heh)
matthews travels (traveling)
mod speaks (mod says something)
matthew williams has a stroke (shitpost, average post)
matthews polls (polls)
matthew plays video games (video game posts)
matthew speaks french? (posts in french, will often have brief english translations in tags)
thanks for the ask[!/?/..!] (answers to asks, punctuation depends on the nature of the ask)
hi kugelmugel (usually asks that i think or am certain are from kugelmugel)
did i just get... neptuned? (posts from neptune or asks that i think/know are from neptune)
getting ragebaited by leon (asks/posts from hong kong)
hockey... (posts about hockey/nhl)
world cup... (posts about fifa/world cup/soccer/football)
NOUVEAU! (as of 2 july 2026) a second canadian challenger approaches... (posts featuring nyo! me)
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don't forget, if you're struggling with your mental health or need someone to talk to, please don't hesitate to send an anonymous ask! i want everyone to live their lives as happiest as they can be.
i hope you enjoy my blog! before you leave, please read the information about my boss below! ^^
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mod here. addressing the elephant in the room, i am american. sorry to disappoint.Β
WAHH MATTHEW IS MY FAVORITE I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHH i made this blog solely because i love matthew and i wish to spread his joys. neither of us will be referring to the personifications as countries, but rather as their personal names. (most of the time. if he really respects someone he'll use their country name..)
mod's pronouns are he/she (i was unaware of the pipeline)
you can refer to me as the mod or matthews boss, i don't really care. i have finally decided on a name; calgary! my name is calgaryΒ (clarification: im not actually english royalty and in no way am i related to canadas prime minister or government lmao. i call other country's leaders their boss, like "alfreds boss" refers to his president and stuff, so yeah. whenever i call myself his boss, i mean his smallest, least powerful boss and we both have higher bosses to worry about)
im an ixtp. if that explains anything.Β
i want this blog to be for everyone, but with great power comes great responsibility. just, don't push matthew into incestuous, pedophilic, racist, sexist, body shameful, nazi-esque, or queerphobic conversations and i couldn't care less. please keep in mind that everyone has different tolerance and sensitivity levels. if you think it might be risky to ask, don't risk it.
please don't hesitate to correct me if i get something wrong about canada. i've only been to canada once, but im doing my best to study. your patience is acknowledged and thanked.
just like matthew, im also in eastern time
i freaking love potato pancakes (kartoffel puffer) ππ and kieΕbasa YUM
i understand broken german. if that matters. matthew does not, unfortunately. i think i already said something about french but i can read french pretty well, but when it comes to speaking or writing........
both july 1st AND july 4th will be celebrated. cry about it losers. we go all or nothin with the independence. sorry
as you can tell, my personality is drastically different than matthews. i may accidentally go a little out of character tee hee
man what the fuck i relate to lovino fuck my stupid life
as said above, matthew uses the 24 hour clock. i grew up on the am/pm 12 hour clock, so i may confuse myself on accident. i've been using military time for about two years though now, so i've gotten used to it (lie). fahrenheit vs celsius on the other hand.......
i may be american but i like to use grey instead of gray, but i usually switch between them. the more i dedicate my time to this and the more i play the call of duty campaigns the more i sound like a brit... help
mod loves to read manga and listen to music, if that gives any ask prompts
lets see who's read this far. im aromantic and asexual. i looked at the buy one get two free sale and absolutely cashed in. im sorry my humor doesn't make any senseΒ
my kumajirou is a raccoon plushie the size of my face. his name is raccoony.
im chronically online (lies) and i have the humor of a middle school boy. i take after my father
i should shut the fuck upΒ π
FELIKS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE. ERIKA/LILI/LIECHTENSTEIN IS MY THIRD FAVORITE (you can tell because i know how to spell liechtenstein !! >_<)
natallia is literally my wife trust. she would fucking hate me. i need to rewrite her now.
whenever it's my turn to speak, the text will beΒ purple! i loveΒ ourple
my ao3 is mourning_tree and my pinterest is mattieus_canada (i think)
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And I needed to ask the trolls! Though they barely knew what they were talking about either.. so I had to learn from whatever stood in those books explaininβ it!
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How many maple syrup bottles can you finish in one sitting
And how many maple syrup bottles would it take to cover your whole body
there are some questions better left unanswered (ive finished four and a half in one sitting. and probably a handful to cover my body? one time i got triple dog dared to bathe in a tub of maple syrup actually)
If we have decided that the most recebt topic of delightful conversation is recommending musical artists to one another, i may have something for you in this fine evening.
The one and only Dutch man, Joost Klein.
Respectfully i do not dare think it will be suitable for your palette. But i think that it is worth widening our respective horizons.
I just looked him up. Umm...I do not think this artist is for me either. I wonder how Netherlands feels about him.
It is funny, though, this one's music videos reminds me of an artist my Alfred enjoys. What was his name....no infant dollars? It was something strange like that.
That is the one! bbno$? Such a strange stage name. I did not know he was from your country. Is he as popular with your citizens as he is with the Americans?
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If we have decided that the most recebt topic of delightful conversation is recommending musical artists to one another, i may have something for you in this fine evening.
The one and only Dutch man, Joost Klein.
Respectfully i do not dare think it will be suitable for your palette. But i think that it is worth widening our respective horizons.
I just looked him up. Umm...I do not think this artist is for me either. I wonder how Netherlands feels about him.
It is funny, though, this one's music videos reminds me of an artist my Alfred enjoys. What was his name....no infant dollars? It was something strange like that.
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woah, you turned a little dutch with this one. it sounds so close!!! you kinda complicated the spelling though, but that's okay. you're getting better.
