hi everyone! im matthew williams, but you may know me as mattieu or aph canada!
here's some important facts about me >
my pronouns are he/him (mod headcanons he/they)
i have a little polar bear named kumajirou (even if we often get each other's name's wrong... heheh)
my birthday is july 1st
im 159 years old as of 2026!! (๑>◡<๑)
im 178cm/5'10" tall
my brother is alfred/america, and i like to think im the older one (im not)
im close with francis/france. we have history together, and i speak a little french. i see him as a father figure, if im being honest (mod speaks like... novice high to intermediate/b1 french)
i love maple pancakes!
i live in the eastern time zone, or eastern standard/daylight time
i like to renovate my house sometimes. it can be a hassle, but it's fun. i also like to paint and help my neighbors. i should help my neighbors paint their houses!
i have a hard time talking to people, and its difficult for me to insert myself into a conversation without getting spoken over. nonetheless, i still want more people to be aware that im different than alfred! healthcare!
that being said, i love ice cream. alfred and i can be similar in some ways
im fine with cursing! i actually curse to myself quite a bit...
i use 24 hour time, or military time, and not the 12-12 stuff alfred uses. i honestly don't know what it's called. either way, i'll use both metric and imperial so many people will be able to understand!!
im neutral about many ships including me (other than the ones in my bio), but i try not to post ship stuff in particular. platonic ships are fine! i love friends
IM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT.
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i love to answer questions and asks from people, along with giving advice! i may even draw a little doodle to go along with it...
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tags:
matthew williams speaks (normal post)
aph canada speaks (normal post) (i have drifted away from this one heh)
matthews travels (traveling)
mod speaks (mod says something)
matthew williams has a stroke (shitpost, average post)
matthews polls (polls)
matthew plays video games (video game posts)
matthew speaks french? (posts in french, will often have brief english translations in tags)
thanks for the ask[!/?/..!] (answers to asks, punctuation depends on the nature of the ask)
hi kugelmugel (usually asks that i think or am certain are from kugelmugel)
did i just get... neptuned? (posts from neptune or asks that i think/know are from neptune)
getting ragebaited by leon (asks/posts from hong kong)
NOUVEAU! (as of 19 june 2026) hockey... (posts about hockey/nhl)
NOUVEAU! (as of 19 june 2026) world cup... (posts about fifa/world cup/soccer/football)
NOUVEAU! (as of 2 july 2026) a second canadian challenger approaches... (posts featuring nyo! me)
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don't forget, if you're struggling with your mental health or need someone to talk to, please don't hesitate to send an anonymous ask! i want everyone to live their lives as happiest as they can be.
i hope you enjoy my blog! before you leave, please read the information about my boss below! ^^
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mod here. addressing the elephant in the room, i am american. sorry to disappoint.
WAHH MATTHEW IS MY FAVORITE I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHH i made this blog solely because i love matthew and i wish to spread his joys. neither of us will be referring to the personifications as countries, but rather as their personal names. (most of the time. if he really respects someone he'll use their country name..)
mod's pronouns are he/she (i was unaware of the pipeline)
you can refer to me as the mod or matthews boss, i don't really care. i have finally decided on a name; calgary! my name is calgary (clarification: im not actually english royalty and in no way am i related to canadas prime minister or government lmao. i call other country's leaders their boss, like "alfreds boss" refers to his president and stuff, so yeah. whenever i call myself his boss, i mean his smallest, least powerful boss and we both have higher bosses to worry about)
im an ixtp. if that explains anything.
i want this blog to be for everyone, but with great power comes great responsibility. just, don't push matthew into incestuous, pedophilic, racist, sexist, body shameful, nazi-esque, or queerphobic conversations and i couldn't care less. please keep in mind that everyone has different tolerance and sensitivity levels. if you think it might be risky to ask, don't risk it.
please don't hesitate to correct me if i get something wrong about canada. i've only been to canada once, but im doing my best to study. your patience is acknowledged and thanked.
just like matthew, im also in eastern time
i freaking love potato pancakes (kartoffel puffer) 😭😭 and kiełbasa YUM
i understand broken german. if that matters. matthew does not, unfortunately. i think i already said something about french but i can read french pretty well, but when it comes to speaking or writing........
both july 1st AND july 4th will be celebrated. cry about it losers. we go all or nothin with the independence. sorry
as you can tell, my personality is drastically different than matthews. i may accidentally go a little out of character tee hee
man what the fuck i relate to lovino fuck my stupid life
as said above, matthew uses the 24 hour clock. i grew up on the am/pm 12 hour clock, so i may confuse myself on accident. i've been using military time for about two years though now, so i've gotten used to it (lie). fahrenheit vs celsius on the other hand.......
i may be american but i like to use grey instead of gray, but i usually switch between them. the more i dedicate my time to this and the more i play the call of duty campaigns the more i sound like a brit... help
mod loves to read manga and listen to music, if that gives any ask prompts
lets see who's read this far. im aromantic and asexual. i looked at the buy one get two free sale and absolutely cashed in. im sorry my humor doesn't make any sense
my kumajirou is a raccoon plushie the size of my face. his name is raccoony.
im chronically online (lies) and i have the humor of a middle school boy. i take after my father
i should shut the fuck up 🎉
FELIKS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE. ERIKA/LILI/LIECHTENSTEIN IS MY THIRD FAVORITE (you can tell because i know how to spell liechtenstein !! >_<)
natallia is literally my wife trust. she would fucking hate me. i need to rewrite her now.
whenever it's my turn to speak, the text will be purple! i love ourple
my ao3 is mourning_tree and my pinterest is mattieus_canada (i think)
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cough cough hack ugh... im sorry guys. im really sorry to my brother especially. the wildfires are getting out of hand cough and it's spreading south. you guys have so much more to deal with and this isn't making it any better. cough cough cough please band together and help one another despite your differences while i try to get these wildfires under control. hack gag climate change is real and killing us all..
Canada, by Odin I’m not gonna leave yer until we get you healthy again, you can count on that! It’s not much but I have a million soup recipes to help with yer fever.
aughhhhshha cough ughhhhh sniff okay fine... i think a cold soup would be nice but we have to make enough for the neighbors so they can have some too..
thank you.. i can't afford to be picky so pick whatever is the most filling
sorry..... sniff i don't really know. this kind of feels like my fault because some of the fire/climate budget was cut and now we're paying for it, but i know it's not entirely my fault. i didn't have much of a say in what they were doing cough cough. it doesn't really matter now because we need to focus on surviving, politics be damned. we need to focus on living and helping each other so we have a future to prevent this from happening again
cough cough hack ugh... im sorry guys. im really sorry to my brother especially. the wildfires are getting out of hand cough and it's spreading south. you guys have so much more to deal with and this isn't making it any better. cough cough cough please band together and help one another despite your differences while i try to get these wildfires under control. hack gag climate change is real and killing us all..
what?!,????! coughh wheeze no no no its not safe for anyone here, let alone a kid. i doubt you could even get a flight over here. in fact, the flights are incredibly dangerous as the smoke makes it difficult to steer and the fire can be detrimental to everyone inside the plane
Canada I could care less. I’ve breathed in lead, smoke, nail polish on accident. And I have a gas mask! I can assure you I don’t care if I get sick on my way back, just anything for my brother 😊 and who said I’d be taking a plane?
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cough cough hack ugh... im sorry guys. im really sorry to my brother especially. the wildfires are getting out of hand cough and it's spreading south. you guys have so much more to deal with and this isn't making it any better. cough cough cough please band together and help one another despite your differences while i try to get these wildfires under control. hack gag climate change is real and killing us all..
Canada, by Odin I’m not gonna leave yer until we get you healthy again, you can count on that! It’s not much but I have a million soup recipes to help with yer fever.
aughhhhshha cough ughhhhh sniff okay fine... i think a cold soup would be nice but we have to make enough for the neighbors so they can have some too..
cough cough hack ugh... im sorry guys. im really sorry to my brother especially. the wildfires are getting out of hand cough and it's spreading south. you guys have so much more to deal with and this isn't making it any better. cough cough cough please band together and help one another despite your differences while i try to get these wildfires under control. hack gag climate change is real and killing us all..
what?!,????! coughh wheeze no no no its not safe for anyone here, let alone a kid. i doubt you could even get a flight over here. in fact, the flights are incredibly dangerous as the smoke makes it difficult to steer and the fire can be detrimental to everyone inside the plane
Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.
It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.
If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚
Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.
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Just to raise awareness at the situation in Canada right now to my non-Canadian followers: Toronto has been ranked as having the worst air quality in the world right now due to wildfires.
Toronto is not a wildfire-prone area. It is extremely close to the USA border, and the smog is currently affecting NY right now. There is literal chunks of debris in the air. The sky is orange, and the sun is nowhere to be seen.
Climate change and its effects are right outside your door. Data centres are the cause for the insane heat waves across the globe, and the increase in wildfires and other natural disasters.
You will watch recordings of the world burn around you, and only when you are behind the camera will you realize there is no going back.
i implore y'all who might not have access to this information to please be aware that many areas in Canada (and the northern US) are straight-up ON FIRE right now!!!
PLEASE consider donating to wildfire relief funds for organizations such as the Red Cross or Global Medic
many regions in Ontario and the Northwest Territories have been evacuated or given serious health warnings due to air quality or fire proximity. it is causing extreme temperature issues and a horrible air quality problem, in addition to the literal destruction caused by the fires
the air has looked filtered orange like an old western movie for the last several afternoons, and despite the fact that we are also in a heat warning (partially due to the nearby fires) we've had to keep the windows closed. i was outside just briefly yesterday and i could see ash falling on my phone screen. everything looks and smells smoky, and it's been a very painful few days as someone in the "vulnerable" group
my district has been advised to prepare emergency kits and stay indoors as much as possible (AQHI is considered hazardous quality here today)... i don't ever recall being given advice to prepare emergency kits in my district, not even during other bad seasons that have hit in recent years. the city here is actually usually well-known for taking in evacuees from other places during wildfire season, due to our proximity to many smaller townships and the Indigenous Reservations in Northern Ontario. i have friends whose family camps have burned down or come close, and a nearby summer camp that is well-known for providing for underprivileged children has had to have an emergency evacuation due to nearby fires and extreme heat
these disasters are disproportionately devastating to the disabled, children and elders, and those of low socioeconomic status, which in turn makes them also disproportionately affect POC and my Indigenous siblings and cousins
whatever your beliefs are, keep our communities in your prayers and your good thoughts, please
cough cough hack ugh... im sorry guys. im really sorry to my brother especially. the wildfires are getting out of hand cough and it's spreading south. you guys have so much more to deal with and this isn't making it any better. cough cough cough please band together and help one another despite your differences while i try to get these wildfires under control. hack gag climate change is real and killing us all..
I was totally under the impression that I had! Here it is, sorry!!
And the doodle that goes with it :) (I draw a doodle for all my sheets for posting purposes since it feels weird to just post them without a final slide on TikTok...
//Wouldn't it be totally crazy if there was ANOTHER Alfred F. Jones blog on here? It's not like I'm going to do something like THAT-
Oh it's the worms. It's the brain worms telling me to make the kin blog. Ohhhhhhhhhh dear.
Hey people! I'm fictionkin and I wanted to make a blog for my most important kin, Alfred F Jones!! I have no idea when this happened or why, but I feel inseparable from this guy. So, uh, we ball, I guess?
You guys are allowed to do pretty much whatever you want here, with a few exceptions.
Please don't send me any explicitly NSFW asks. Mild flirting is fine but the guy running this blog is sex-repulsed asexual, so try to keep it PG-13! No one likes it when you violate boundaries for no reason!!
Angst/Violence is fine, but, again, try to keep it PG-13 (if it makes my stomach turn its getting deleted)
Don't get political. I'm not answering asks that have anything to do with politics. I'm just not. Especially with the state of the world nowadays, I think having a safe space to not worry about that is super important. Especially with the state of America. (I am totally open to shit-talking the orange man but that's it)
Anyone I block is probably just a bot, unless you are just a hateful ass. I'm not a free blocker and like to avoid blocking people as I'm the second-chance type, but I just don't put up with hate.
As an extension of the above, I do not tolerate racism, classism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, misogyny, sexism, ableism or any of that here. No hateful asses on my blog. I'm not responding to it. That is the only way to get blocked other than by being a bot. If you're a hateful ass, you can see yourself out. (Any form of discrimination not listed is fair to assume is included.)
This blog isn't committed to any ship in particular, but I'm not doing UsUk or AmeCan. I'm just not comfortable with it. I like AmePan best, but, again, all ships are welcome here except pseudo-cest for fairly obvious reasons
I'm just here to have fun and express myself and my kin.
Doubles can interact! I won't seek out interaction with doubles but if you also kin Alfred or are just an Alfred blog then go for it, my dude!
If you guys need to call me something, I guess you guys can call me Star (he/they). (I'll sign any and all mod posts as Mod Star lolz)
Owner of this blog is trans ftm (more specifically i identify as a demiboy trans man) and i see alfred in this way too. not with any particular label like me but he is a trans man on this blog. you're allowed to ask alfred about this but not me (star)
may be slightly out of character because this is an extension of myself and i'm doing this more for fun than anything. i am trying to keep in line though. (considering that i am alfred is it really possible to be out of character if on some level we're the same person)
I'll try to post at least a few times a day with queued posts and i'll also try to use icons in my posts at least some of the time. I'm fairly busy, but I'll try to interact with other blogs! (If I don't get to your ask quickly, it's absolutely nothing personal!!)
I'm new to the whole character blog thing so I'm learning with you guys!
Some of the random things I post about Alfred's life will be very similar to happenings in my life but made to be more in character
If I ever fully post out of character (aside from this intro) it will look like this: //Example//
I think that's all I have to say on this for now, and I may edit this post later. if anyone needs anything clarified feel free to send me an ask :3
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Hello Canada. I hope your day is going well and safe. I hope that your safe and healthy <3
AW HI CONGO!!! youre so kind and i wish the same for you!! im sorry i didnt respond sooner, ive had a slow day today and didnt feel like socialising very much, but im making dinner now and i feel much more energised!
Welcome to my rp blog !! I hope I can get to meet more people on this app.
I got heavily inspired by my friend @ask-aph-france, you should check them out (つω`｡)
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Rules .ᐟ
I allow :
~ asking NSFW questions and making sexual jokes. I am a minor (15), so any sexual comment made by an adult will be ignored and blocked. Also pls don't be too explicit.. anything that will make me uncomfortable will not be answered (⇀‸↼‶)
~ make ships through roleplay, Im a HUGE fan of giripan ( + amepan and itapan). Ships like nichu will get you ignored and blocked.
~ asking about my opinion on other characters, specific ships, and the list goes on. I love interacting and roleplaying with people no matter how stupid it is !!
~ being playfully mean, but don't take it too far.
~ you can also ask me questions out of character!
Though I prefer if you ask them on my main: @samiisan0
I don't allow:
~ questions about politics
~ anything about darkships (usuk, nichu, the list goes on.)
~ selfshipping / yumeshipping. Please keep in mind that I'm a real person behind the screen and not your f/o.
~ being rude (both in and out of character), harassing, making rape jokes, just the basic main criteria in general.
~ This blog is strictly for shits and giggles, and nothing to do with historical hetalia. Therefore I don't want you to ask me about Japan's war crimes and history.
Extra :
~ I am still learning japanese, and I might make mistakes. Please don't be afraid to correct me.
~ i hate asakiku. Ok..? Sorry.... Don't throw tomatoes at me....🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅hey🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅owwww 😢🍅🍅🍅stoop🍅🍅🍅
~ I tend to change artstyles alot.. don't mind it pls 😢
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Headcanons :
~ he's demiromantic and bisexual + uses he/him.
~ since he is curious and likes everything modern, he might sometimes throw random slang to try fitting in. He always makes it super cringe though.
~ he owns anime figures! Preferably Hatsune Miku ones. (my excuse to flex my Miku figures)
~ he takes A LOT of photos of sakura trees, and nature in general when going on a walk with Pochi, or when traveling. Sometimes he posts what he ate too (´｡• ω •｡`)
~ he draws in moe artstyle! (Also my excuse to draw in this artstyle...)
~ he has a magical girl persona inspired from cardcaptor sakura and sailor moon.
~ sometimes uses kaomoji. He finds them adorable ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂)⸝♡
~ he might believe you if you convinced him that a certain slang means something completely different and then use them. (example: we should CRACK = we should hang out)
~ he reblogs everything he finds cute.
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That's it! Have fun bullying me /j
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