#hmstart

my dear, dear friend and occasional worst enemy has enthralling news she’s not quite sure she wants to bother announcing, so I’ll take it on both of us to do so: Effy’s pregnant!

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Met a fan today. I think she was a little disappointed I was alone and not with the rest of the humorme crew. It’d explain why she was so quiet. #finallymadeit #kindof

You may (or may not) have noticed me ducking out of the office at random times (while still making sure my work is finished, Sebastian, before you even bother asking) in the past month or so since we finished filming the MTV show. Working so hard on it reminded me of where I was originally set to head: Broadway. And while the two are very different beasts to tame, I’ve missed being on stage excruciatingly bad. 

In the past two weeks, I’ve been on about four auditions with the same production. It’s a new show, about to go into workshops in July, and I got the lead!  Yours truly, Rachel Barbra Berry, is about to find her way back to Broadway!

one of those days where you know you’ve done something, but you can’t for the life of you, remember what it was? I’ve felt that way the past month.

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Forced back to #NYC for my birthday by my parents. Insert dull, cliche teen angst ripped straight from the pages of The Bell Jar. #itstomorrowbeforeyouidiotsask 

of planning and attending Effy’s surprise 25th birthday somewhere tropical, as well as throwing myself into the various parodies I need to get done - I hope the boys all got their emails about ONESIE Direction and our parody for Up All Night - I lost track of time. It’s hard to believe the show is premiering in only one month; I’m surely not the only one who’s been this swamped, right? 

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Posting this after I’ve finally had some time to process meeting one of my biggest idols ever and not to mention posting it for #mcm It was amazing, after you know, he told me him being super rude to me was a prank set up by @youandblaine. #stillcantbelieveit  #blaineisajerkbutanawesomeone  AND THANKS AGAIN FOR CROPPING ME OUT OF THE PICTURE, DUDE.

There are hardly any witty repartee or orgasms to be had anyway. I’ve never had sex in a submarine though so I guess my new goal is the Mile Deep Club, fitting title and all.