xunxjustxjusticex said: @Sae, people in the tags on tumblr are saying your sister's headband is stupid. (NOT ME!)
@xunxjustxjusticex
Drip. Drip. DRIP. For once in her life, Sae could not care less for the INCESSANT DRIPPING of the faucet in the kitchen.She’d deal with it LATER. For now she had a far more important fixation that she needed to HANDLE. “Tumblr, you say?” The benefits to working in a career so intrinsically linked to the gathering of INFORMATION: Sae’s social ineptitude never quite got the chance to shine through. Not because she cared for Tumblr or its denizens. No, they were TRIVIALLY DULL. Nor because she any particular desire to utilize her learned sense of CHARM to gain the affections of a single given human beyond the Niijima family tree. Such would be a PITIFUL WASTE OF PRECIOUS TIME. (Time running away from Sae by the day.) In its simplest term: Sae, for all intents and purposes, had studied and mastered the human psyche, such that she could freely manipulate it AT WILL down to a SCIENTIFIC T -- All for the sake upholding the very LAW by which society remained in ORDER. Meaning, she knew exactly what Tumblr was, and how people operated. Humanity proved SURPRISINGLY, YET SUITABLY, PREDICTABLE. “Thank you. I may consider believing that you indeed did not truly mean your insults toward Makoto from earlier.” CONSIDER, she said. FORGIVE, she did not. “For now, I must ask your leave. I have some very important work to do...” VERY IMPORTANT, INDEED. Within the hour, Sae had cross-referenced every last name and account available with the appropriate tags on Tumblr. And even followed a few WORD CLUES toward an extra few OFFENDERS. Then, pulling in a favor from the Special Investigations Units. (Being the Prosecutor of the Modern Day Hitler had its benefits.) She’d reached out to appropriate services and pulled the locations and identities of ALL KNOWN CULPRITS. Now all that mattered was REVENGE. But for that she had ONE. LAST. CALL. TO MAKE.
Buh-duh-duh-duh, Buh-duh-duh-duh, Buh-duh-duh-duh-duhhhhhhhh! Buh-duh-duh-duh, Buh-duh-duh-duh, Buh-duh-duh-duh-duhhhhhhhh!! BUD-DUH-DUH-DUH, BUH-DUH-DUH-DUH, BUH-DUH-DUH-DUHHHHHHHH!!!
“HELLO, MAKOTO?”
