#hmauga

went out w a friend i don't get to see often and their mom today and at one point their mom asked us smth and they were like "we have like two thoughts collectively between us ever. i have coraline and they have- who's that guy you're obsessed with? spamton?" and i was just like Damn you got my ass

a friend of mine posted passive aggressively about someone only posting about politics when it involves them and calling it shameful immediately after i posted about lgbt rights on my instagram story (meanwhile i do post about politics that don't involve me all the time and all they ever post is target hauls) so i am now going to just flood my instagram stories with every political post i see that i agree with out of spite. i'm at like 20 rn

if you told eleven-year-old me that at nineteen i'd be playing robeats and restaurant tycoon on roblox while singing raining tacos with my friend audrey i'd fully believe you because that's the exact same shit i was doing then

my friend was complaining to me earlier about how their mom won't let them get a binder and their birthdays coming up so i was like yo gimme ur measurements and i'll get u one as a birthday present so now they're getting a binder for their birthday >B)

NOT MY POPULAR FRIENDS COMING IN THE BATHROOM TO GOSSIP WHILE IM TAKIN A SHIT

i walked into the girls bathroom and my friend was like "why are you in here- oh" LMAO

bruh my friend was like "yeah me and these other friends are having a girls night" and i almost was like "why not me" and then i remembered oh yeah i'm not a girl lol X_X my gender was validated but i feel left out lmao