fun facts !!!
kaz is actually really good at art and sells some of it at local auctions and art shows!!Ā
alex makes clay charms and roy makes them into necklaces or bracelets and they sell them or just keep/ give them all to kaz (he gains new jewelry every 5 seconds
roy painted kazs guitar and he talks about it every chance he getsĀ
kaz collects bottle caps (he has a whole wall where he shows them all off)
roy loves to decorate anything so if kaz/alex ever gets something new she will whine and yell at them until they give it to her and she doodles and puts stickers all over it
alex helps roy and kaz with their hw like all the time and heās actually a really good teacher and is the only reason kaz and roy have good grades
they actually all share clothes ??Ā (roy rarely shares with them tho she says their chudness will ruin her cunty energy)
roy has a back tattoo!! (kaz and alex were there the whole time and kaz was crying like he was the one getting tattooed)Ā
SHE ALSO DOES ALL HER OWN PIERCINGS (she did alex and kazs when they were like in 4th grade (alex has double lobe and helix and kaz just has one lobe)
roy draws on alex and kazs shoes. all of them
alex is hella rich and basc he has a communal wallet and just buys roy and kaz whatever they want
kaz has greem eyes
alex has the bluest blue eyes to ever blue ever
roy wears contacts (occasionally colored contacts) but she has hazel eyes
Ā roy is the only reason kaz doesnāt dress like adam sandler at formal events
alexās family is super rich so they have a ton of events and roy and kaz just come with alex all the time and theyāre js hanging out in alexās like bowling alley (rich white boy ass)
kaz has 2 guitars (both gifts from alex cause kaz is BROKE) ones an electric guitar which has tons of celestial stuff bro and the other is an acoustic one (the first one that alex got for him .. circa 5th grade) has koi fish cause koi fish yesĀ
roy sends kaz random guitar solo tutorials and typically sends something along the lines of āperform for me peasant boyā
alex and kaz are the only men ever who have ever seen roy without eyelinerĀ
roy and kaz have kissed and no i will not elaborateĀ
every girl that hits on kaz/alex (alex mostly) is just directed to roy cause they gay but so is she (PRE KAIA!!!)
kaz and alex are royās dress up dolls and no neither of them ever has a sayĀ
roy will hate crime them just for whimsy
roy once tackled alex because he tried to take off the makeup she did and yes he was forced to sleep in makeup (he couldnāt get up because both roy and kaz were sleeping on him)
roy did kazs eyeliner ONCE and now he begs every time he sees her for her to do his eyeliner
roy and alex once literally held kaz down while he was sleeping bc roy wanted to dye his hair and then he woke up inhaled dye and then they had to go to the er and kaz has never looked at royās dye cabinet the sameĀ
oh yeah roy has a dye cabinetĀ
roy has heart shaped veneers on her canines and had tooth gems for a while
gang all flirts with each other trustĀ
if the group chat gets leaked they are COOKED
roy will call kaz n alex every slur under the sun but the minute she hears anyone say anything mildly passive aggressive towards them she is throwing handsĀ
if gang has a sleepover they all sleep on top of alex (kaz is the left side roy is right bc we like routines here)Ā
alex is in pain but gang doesnt care
roy mentioned like once that she wanted to play the piano and alex BOUGHT HER AN ENTIRE BABY GRAND
they all engage with each others interests
like alex started yapping abt dinosaurs for like 5 million years (so me fr) and then they went to a museum and watched alex crash out the entire time š„¹š„¹ he was holding hands with kaz so poor kaz was getting yanked every direction for like 3 hours
roy has POTS so she passes out a lot and falls over a ton so alex kinda just carries her like everywhereĀ
ROYS PIERCINGS!!
helix on right side
barbell thing on left sideĀ
triple lobe
snake bites (hoops usually)
septum (has a lil swirl and a star one to match kai)
roy and kaz send white boy memes to alex relentlessly (haha white boy)
roy owns rainbow dash toe socks
