#hlb instructor

cause like a small part of me was still holding out hope that we would somehow or another eventually date or something idk

but weirdly me knowing he has a girlfriend my crush on him is like gone? idk maybe its cause he's unavailable and I always feel weird crushing on people that are taken idk

like

Me: You are most certainly not a bear, you are an Otter.

HLBI: I'm a Bear I'm tall!

Me: Bears are built like Strongmen! They have a lot of chunk, especially around the middle! You are too fit to be a Bear, you are an Otter!

HLBI: I probably shouldn't be arguing about this with someone in the LGBT plus community.

BUT WHAT

who knows

i asked HLBI about it and his advice while amazing and On Point DID NOT HELP

also im fairly sure i cried when he asked me a thing in spanish 

and i just wanna date him

fuck

also thank u @adrawrable for coming out with me 

Me: I've met your dog literally only once and I'm John Wick about your dog. I'm John Wick about anyones dog as long as they show me a picture, like literally anyone shows me a picture of their dog and I'm just like "yes I will die and kill for you".

someone come stress eat and drink with me either tonight or tomorrow

HLBI: *dodges knife*

Tank: Let's not throw the knives.

~oOo~

HLBI: *tosses knife to Church*

Church: *catches it*

Me to Church: Oh so when I throw the knife its 'Jamie don't throw the knife' but you and [HLBI] are allowed to do it.

Church: That's cause you throw it end over end.

HLBI: You throw it like you're practicing darts.