#hitoribochi

THE POTION MAKER! SHE MOCKS YOU FOR NOT KNOWING THE SECRET FORMULA TO THE FROZEN WINDS THAT SHE WIELDS

SHOW HER BOCCHI! TAKE HOLD OF THOSE POTIONS WITH THE VALUABLE METALS THAT YOU BROUGHT WITH YOURSELF, SHOW HER THE TERRIFYING POWER OF CAPITALISM!

Alright Girl! Determination, that’s the stuff! You’ll probably butcher your next phrase, but it’s alright, there’s no problem with it, you’re making a lot of progress already, there’s no need to achieve a perfect social exchange on the first try.

THE TIME OF THE FINAL SHOWDOWN HAS COME!

THE DARK LORD SHALL PUT THE POTION MASTER ON HER PLACE, SHE SHALL SHOW WHO’S THE ONE TO RULE OVER THE ELEMENTS, AND THE ONLY ONE THAT IS WORTHY OF THE TITTLE OF SUPREME OVERLORD OF ICE

Today’s chapter has been sponsored by Gundham Tanaka.

Oh god the corruption is starting to affect the panels as well, good lord, Bocchi you need to take care of this girl ASAP

No Nako, don’t say that! If you do, Bocchi will have to end you as well, as a way of containing the spread of her evilness.

Also, I think I already know how this will go wrong.

No wait, I think that can work! By replacing all instances of H̶̪̏a̷͔͍̦̮̋ņ̸̛̬̣͎̑̍̓̊͂̏͛̚͝͝ă̶̛̯̘̮̭̣̯̣̝̼͐̀̏͛̄͒̕͝ in the timeline you may be able to stop her, by making she never existed in the first place! Brilliant- wait, what if... What if you already did that, and that’s why her presence is corrupting reality? Oh god Bocchi, were you responsible for your own demise? Were you the one to set this mistake upon reality?

GODDAMMIT IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED

Oh boy, here we go, she’s dragging Nako out of the classroom. And the teacher isn’t saying shit about this, as usual.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS

 THE GREMLIN, WITH HER SHIT-EATING GRIN, BEING DRAGGED UP THE FUCKING STAIRS BY ARU’S MIGHTY BICEPS

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

BUT IT IS

THE FUCKING ROOF

ALRIGHT, TWO THINGS CAN HAPPEN ON ROOFS: LOVE CONFESSIONS OR YEETING. AND ARU SHOWED HERSELF TO BE QUITE CAPABLE OF THROWING A MOTHERFUCKER OVER THE WALL

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARU

YOU JUST WANTED A EXCUSE TO HEADBUTT HER, DIDN’T YOU?

Oh my fucking god, did I almost got one joke right by accident? I named the other twin Rachel and this one Bob, now Rachel went away and this one is looking for her

This became Tower of God all out of a sudden, and Bob is clearly Bam the 25th.

GOD.

FUCKING.

DAMMIT.

A fight? Well that’s pretty normal for twins, guess the conflicting existence of a perfect replica of you on the world would cause some conflict, as the dark reflection of yourself is always on display, reminding you of your sins.

That, or its because your twin is an asshole.

Well, she’s your sister, she already hates you by default, that’s kind of what siblings do, you two exist only to annoy each other and to copy their tumblr handle. Case in point:

Literally as I wrote this paragraph, she took the bait left on the previous page.

Also, wishing that you weren’t born a twin? That’s really tame, weak, lacks imagination, you should’ve said that she was adopted instead, that would be a real powermove, bold, innovative, sinking the ship you work on just to kill the captain.