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Imma gonna be honest with ya on this one Nako, I also have no idea.

But hey, its the start of the chapter and Bocchi is already out for blood, and all by herself, oh this is going to be amazing!

Aren’t ya proud Nako? She has grown so much that she’s after TWO new recruits, and you didn’t even had to push her towards them.

Oh, what is it Bocchi, what did you realized? Did the adrenaline finally worn off and you realized that fighting two foes at the same time is kind of absurd, as you still doesn’t have the necessary power?

OH MY GOD

BOCCHI

GODDAMMIT I WAS JUST PRAISING YOU FOR GOING AHEAD WITHOUT NEEDING NAKO TO HOLD YOUR HAND

THEN YOU JUST GOES BACK TO ASK HER TO HOLD YOUR HAND

Oh no, the holy water was so I could thrown at my sister, I wasn't going to risk being splashed by that, no way.

To be honest, it was their decision to get involved with it in the first place, those sort of petty fights between siblings aren’t worth the headache, but, of course Bocchi is a noble hero, she wouldn’t leave someone in need behind.

Can’t believe that Rachel was the good twin instead of Bam, well, actually she’s not even that good since she just used the forbidden technique of calling Bocchi by the chan suffix, so she’s clearly trying to kill her.

Well, it seems she managed to resist the spell.

Bocchi’s evolving too fast, even this sure-kill weapon wasn’t able to take her down. Soon there will be no way of actually stopping her.

OH MY GOD BOCCHI NO

LORD THAT ONE CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD

Oh my fucking god, did I almost got one joke right by accident? I named the other twin Rachel and this one Bob, now Rachel went away and this one is looking for her

This became Tower of God all out of a sudden, and Bob is clearly Bam the 25th.

GOD.

FUCKING.

DAMMIT.

A fight? Well that’s pretty normal for twins, guess the conflicting existence of a perfect replica of you on the world would cause some conflict, as the dark reflection of yourself is always on display, reminding you of your sins.

That, or its because your twin is an asshole.

Well, she’s your sister, she already hates you by default, that’s kind of what siblings do, you two exist only to annoy each other and to copy their tumblr handle. Case in point:

Literally as I wrote this paragraph, she took the bait left on the previous page.

Also, wishing that you weren’t born a twin? That’s really tame, weak, lacks imagination, you should’ve said that she was adopted instead, that would be a real powermove, bold, innovative, sinking the ship you work on just to kill the captain.

I wouldn’t say that Bocchi, one of them is clearly the superior and lovable twin while the other is called Rachel.

Right, so their shtick will be that one is friendly and cheerful while the other is sort of an ass. What a combo, and it seems that fiction imitates reality, as I know that pairs of siblings usually follow the same pattern.

That’s right sis, I’m calling you out its been a long time since I had beef with anyone and online is the place to go when one wishes to fight.

I didn’t even noticed that about the hair until you mentioned it, good lord I really need glasses, and Bocchi needs help as her brain is overloading and she’ll pass out any second now. This fight was too high level for her, she should’ve got at least another party member.

OH NO THEY FUSED THE TWO SIDES OF THE SUPREME BEING

BOCCHI AND IHCCOB

THE LIGHT AND DARK WERE FINALLY REUNITED

NOW NOTHING SHALL STOP THE END FROM COMING

THE FOOLS, THEY DON’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT THE END IS NIGH

NOT THAT IT WOULD MATTER, THERE’S NO WHERE TO RUN

NOT EVEN THE VOID OF NONEXISTENCE COULD SAVE THEM NOW

They’ll live to see another day it seems... The Bocchi is merciful, she has allowed this to happen.

Also, goddammit Bocchi, you know that doing a relaxation exercise fast won’t help you relax, or help you avoiding cramps, right? In fact, doing that in a hurry will have the opposite effect. That’s the same thing as chugging a can of monster energy so you can sleep quicker.

...

You okay there Bocchi? The creepy twins are starting to get worried, you know? At least say something, anything

ALRIGHT, ANYTHING BUT THAT

NEW CHARACTERS NEW CHARACTERS

TWINS? THEY LOOK LIKE TWINS

OH BOY, I CAN ALREADY SEE THE SHENANIGANS

For your thousands of crimes committed against God or by that time you flooded the school underground black market with weapons of mass destruction? Or both? I’ll just assume its both.

THE TWINS ARRIVED

MABEL AND LEBAM ARE HERE TO JOIN THE SQUAD™

I’ll just go ahead and say its both of them, but that small part of me just knows that Bocchi has absolutely no idea which one of them she has offended, since to the media the only twins that exist are of the identical kind.