#hitv3c35

And we’re in need of that, after Twice started being the target of Horikoshi, the other Evil one. Anyway, let’s get started with Chapter 35

ARU CHAPTER ARU CHAPTER

TIME FOR EVILNESS INDEED

Alright, the  quiet Bocchi is sneaking towards her hunting place, the classroom is full of unsuspecting potential friends, and I bet they will love to be her friend after she barfed in class

Again

Good lord, why did you had to do this to her?

Yeah Bocchi, that’s actually her evil Twin, Darko-chan, she’s just waiting for Nako to arrive so she can leave.

...

Alright, what the hell was that? Why is Nako with a black hair? And why isn’t she wanting to be called Nako?

Are you sure it isn’t her just playing a prank on you? It looks a lot like her, and I don’t think they could’ve changed your seats without you knowing.

OH MY GOD BOCCHI

I DIDN’T REALIZED THAT YOU MESSED UP LIKE THAT

Oh boy, here we go, she’s dragging Nako out of the classroom. And the teacher isn’t saying shit about this, as usual.

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS

 THE GREMLIN, WITH HER SHIT-EATING GRIN, BEING DRAGGED UP THE FUCKING STAIRS BY ARU’S MIGHTY BICEPS

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

BUT IT IS

THE FUCKING ROOF

ALRIGHT, TWO THINGS CAN HAPPEN ON ROOFS: LOVE CONFESSIONS OR YEETING. AND ARU SHOWED HERSELF TO BE QUITE CAPABLE OF THROWING A MOTHERFUCKER OVER THE WALL

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARU

YOU JUST WANTED A EXCUSE TO HEADBUTT HER, DIDN’T YOU?

THE SHIT-EATING GRINNING GREMLIN OF ASSHOLENESS STRIKES AGAIN

AND OFF SHE GOES, AFTER FOOLING ANOTHER SUCKER

WHERE WILL SHE SHOW UP AGAIN? NO ONE KNOWS

SEE? I KNEW IT!

Also, those two absolutely came all this way just to see if it was going to be love confession or not, and Bocchi owns Sotoka 5 bucks now.

I wouldn’t say she’s exactly “cheered up”, its more that she’s so pissed at you that she’s not even caring about losing the election now. I mean, that was one way of you helping her, but you’re still an ass, Nako.

THE SHIT-EATING GRINNING GREMLIN OF ASSHOLENESS HAS FULFILLED HER OBJECTIVE

THE SHIT-EATING GRINNING GREMLIN OF ASSHOLENESS SHALL LEAVE TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE IN NEED

SOME MAY CALL HER A BULLY, BUT WE KNOW THE TRUTH...

oh what the fuuuuck...?

She almost won? What?

I mean, Bocchi, Nako, Mayo, Sotoka, The pair with no personality, that’s 6  votes right there, but there’s more than six votes on her name. Well, I’ll be damned, her strategy worked out.

To the surprise of no one, ever.

I knew you wouldn’t win even before you said you were going to run for the position, but don’t take this as me being evil.

Not that I am not evil, I totally am, just that in this moment it wasn’t out of evilness. We need to maintain the status quo, you’d definitely fail no matter what.

[MUFFLED SOUND OF SILENCE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]

Don’t worry Aru, there’s always next year...

OH JESUS CHRIST, ARU, CAN YOU NOT PIN NAKO AGAINST THE WALL BEFORE INTERROGATING HER? THE SHIPPERS WILL GET HERE ANY MOMENT NOW

No, its not. Don’t you see the puke marks? This seat belongs to Bocchi and Bocchi only. You don’t have the power to control this seat, no one has, only the chosen one may ever get close to it

Now run, pick another place to sit. Bocchi may not be on this class, but the seat still belongs to her.

OH MY FUCKING GOD NOW ARU IS DOING THE EXACT SAME THING, COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS THAT BOCCHI IS RUNNING AWAY ALMOST CRYING

OF COURSE, SHE’S ME, A COMPLETE IDIOT

THERE SHE GOES, OFF TO EMBARRASS HERSELF

OH GOD, I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST COMPILED EVERY EMBARRASSING THING I DID INTO A SINGLE CHARACTER.

ITS TOO LATE TO SAVE HER NOW BOCCHI

Oh, a small timeskip to when Aru finally calmed down about her defeat. I wish I could joke more, but she got really close on that one, that was really surprising; maybe she actually is quite competent in her job, besides the walking disaster that she is.

IS THAT-

IS THAT A FUCKING ORIGAMI SAMURAI HELMET SOTOKA? ARE YOU FOR REAL?

Oh, Nako is going to say something? Oh, I do hope its going to be a apology over her behavior or wishing for her to do her best and ah who am I kidding she’s going to call her a loser again, won’t she?

Close enough, I would say.

There we go, Nako confessed that she did vote for her friend, as everyone knew, and of course she turned into a clever way of calling Aru a loser.

Oh, so you do know what she was planning? Oh, you two know each other too well for you to be fooled for long, isn’t that right?

Huh...

Oh...

Oh fuck, I just realized I used a similar dynamic for a pairing on my WIP, although in a more friendly way, that is, they aren’t such assholes to each other.

That was an awfully cute moment for both of you, not gonna lie.

And I have nothing else to say about it, so let’s just move to the next panel and wait for Nakosuke Returns.

That’s the spirit Aru! Next year you’ll definitely win, since it will be the last year you guys will be here and all that.

And so, the singing shall commence, to signify the prophecy that was proclaimed. One Year until the end, One Year until Aru is president...

One? What? I think it was more than one vote Nako.

Yeah, I mean, with one vote they would’ve tied, what the hell are you even talking about Nako?

See? Even Aru realizes something is off in that counting. Unless I’ve misinterpreted how that tally system works.

ARE YOU STILL BANGING ON THAT KEY ARU? SHE DIDN’T VOTE FOR THE CUTE ONE, STOP DOUBTING YOUR FRIEND.