Fun self-imposed challenge in Hitman: No Foul Play. Think Silent Assassin-Plus: you cannot leave any evidence that a reasonably competent homicide detective would be able to link to the murder. No knocking people out to take their disguises, no shooting cameras, etc. Somehow framing other people to do the deed - or having them commit it outright - is of course acceptable, but it has to be convincing.
So I don't normally go super deep into self-imposed challenges, but yeah that sounds fun to play around with a bit XD
Funny enough, I feel like the Miami run I mentioned in the last ask was pretty close to fitting those criteria lol I think the only thing I'd need to tweak is not having to knock out a security guard for a disguise XD
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Lucas has no reference point for how a healthy relationship works, so.....pendulum. Pouring too much of himself into it and withdrawing when he's burned out. Luckily for him 47 has that and helps him through it. He wouldn't take advantage of 'Lucas complete surrender to the self to prove my love and worth' Grey. About acts of service.....why not both? Make him breakfast in bed and...stay in bed.
Oh yes, you are so right! Once the two of them have "talked it out" (in their own way) I'm sure it's a good working relationship because 47 would actually do anything Lucas would ask of him (in a good way). And Lucas would be the sweetest ever (if he wants to get what he wants)
I have this thought about the very thing with 47's wolf mask. Actually pretty kinky what IOI gave us there. I LOVE that mask.
And here's the thing (sorry, lots of blah blah blah and nsfw Grey47, 1347 words)
I imagine Lucas would tell 47 everything - really everything - but one thing he would take to the grave: his sexual activities.
He thinks 47 wouldn't be interested in that sort of thing and might even find it repulsive. Especially because Lucas is bisexual but deep down is more attracted to men because it's just what he knows best.
He and 47 have been living together in the safehouse for a little longer. They go about their daily lives, eat dinner together, sometimes go into town or sunbathe by the lake.
But every fortnight Lucas secretly disappears on Friday nights. 47 doesn't know where he is going and Lucas makes a big secret of it, but assures him that he won't do anything stupid (e.g. start a war) or put himself in danger (e.g. get involved in a war).
47 believes him but is worried because Lucas often does not come home at all or only very late at night and smells of alcohol and cigarettes. He suspects that Lucas just goes out partying, but why doesn't he say anything?
So, because 47 is also a bit curious by nature, he secretly follows Lucas and sees him go into a club. 47 doesn't go in at first, but Googles why Lucas is making such a secret of it (the man can go out partying if he really wants to, no shame in that)
Then he finds out that there are kinky parties and doesn't quite know what to do with the information. Because curiosity gets the better of him (and because it's Lucas, whom he now doesn't like to let out of his sight, for the reasons mentioned above), he puts on his wolf mask and pulls a hood over his head. He doesn't want to attract attention right away. Just to look. Not to be recognised. Not to interact. Just to look.
Then in the club two weeks later he sees what Lucas is doing: to be precise, he is doing several guys who have tied him tightly to a rack. They take him from behind, from the front and one guy probably painfully grabs his hair. 47 goes to the private corner already armed to the teeth and ready to kill until he hears Lucas laughing because one guy came too early. The men join in the laughter and the whole situation seems as foreign to 47 as anything in the world.
Even though Lucas' butt is red, his eyes teary and his face is full of cum, he laughs and happily lets the men "abuse" him.
It takes 47 a whole night of watching Lucas from far away to understand the principle behind it. The men take care of him in the end, they laugh and drink, and in the end they sit naked but happy in a small circle and talk.
Actually, 47 wants to leave it at that, but looking into Lucas' eyes the next day hits him differently than he thought. Of course Lucas pretends that 6 different guys didn't nail him the night before and treat him like a piece of meat.
It takes exactly one more evening for Lucas, a little drunk and not quite paying attention in the dark light, to come up to him and talk to him. After all, he is being watched by this man in the wolf mask for the third evening in a row. He must be very interested in him.
47 doesn't know how to react, as Lucas is obviously having a joke on him. He pretends to be mute and communicates only with hand signals. Lucas, of course, also knows sign language and answers him verbally, but understands 47. 47, however, is not so sure in the course of the conversation whether Lucas is really just joking with him or whether he really does not realise that he is his flatmate and long-time friend and something between a brother and a childhood sweetheart.
It comes as it must, 47 doesn't dare expose the hoax and continues to let Lucas believe he's just a mute guy in a wolf mask (just to ward off even more damage and avoid possible shame). Lucas, of course, flirts with 47 and invites him to join in with the other guys. 47 declines at first, but this time stands closer to the group to watch.
Lucas is again tied up and pinned to the floor, being used and pleasured. While he is being taken, he literally begs 47 to let him take his cock in his mouth. 47, who in the end is just a human being who has been watching a live porno with his favourite actor for an hour, gives in and gives Lucas what he wants.
After what was probably the best blowjob he'd ever had (out of a very small number), the next morning is extremely unpleasant again. 47 still doesn't know how to resolve the situation. Lucas, on the other hand, is his usual self and doesn't let on that he made a new acquaintance yesterday, with whom he also immediately became intimate.
47 feels really bad, but also really good at the same time when he puts on the mask and follows his friend into the club shortly after he leaves the house. Blowjobs turn into handjobs and finally into sex. 47 starts to drives the other men away and wants Lucas all to himself. He understands the BDSM milieu more and more, spends more time with the people in the club and talks to Lucas as if they don't know each other. He is still mute, but hearing Lucas moan under him and seeing him come does something to him.
It even goes so far that on a Club-Friday Lucas doesn't go to the club because he's a bit sickly and doesn't seem to care if the people are going to miss him. 47, on the other hand, almost goes mad because he had been looking forward to the evening so much but now doesn't get any sex. In typical fashion, of course, he doesn't show his desperation and doesn't let on, but later that evening disappears into the bathroom and jerks himself off. At that moment, 47 knew he was just as involved in the whole mess as Lucas.
So be it, right? Next time in the club, 47 gifts Lucas an expensive leather collar with a gold ring to make it clear that he now claims him as a sub. Lucas is at first unsure whether to accept the gift, but admits that the connection between the two is stronger than he thought and agrees. From now on, Lucas is the property of the wolf.
Lucas' mood in "real life", however, is becoming more and more oppressive - he is, after all, torn. He wants to get to know the wolf better, but in return he would also have to reveal something about himself. And on top of it, he loves 47 and not some guy in a wolf mask. But what should he do? Both men have their appeal. He is desperate. But he ignores his feelings. For 47 and for the wolf.
Both men brush aside the complexity of the situation and live their two separate lives together for a couple of weeks.
At some point, after several months, Lucas accidentally finds the wolf mask in 47's cupboard. Only then does it dawn on him: the blue eyes, the permanent hood on his head, the strangely familiar scar on his left palm and the pleasant smell of his favourite perfume.
Lucas is probably angry right away. Quite angry. And then desperate. Then angry again. And then relieved that he only loves one man after all, thank God, and not two. But then angry again, because how could 47 do that to him?! And then maybe a little horny, because he knows how well the two of them fucked and that he now officially belongs to 47. Or rather the wolf.
Well, after a bit of arguing and a lot of make-up sex, the club gets dropped (screw the other guys, they were just placeholders). But not the game: whenever the collar is put on, the wolf mask will be there too 🍆💦
Aside from "incompetent handyman roleplay" what would you say is the funniest way you've ever killed a target in a Hitman level?
A recent one I pulled off:
Tweaking the Miami 'hilariously misinterpret Knox's instructions regarding a car bomb' opportunity so that I'm not only tricking Robert Knox into blowing up his own daughter, but blowing HIMSELF up as well with one detonator XD
One time I watched a guy's flawless run of a mission fail at the last second because a civilian wandered into the path of Agent 47's getaway vehicle and was killed during the exit cutscene.
Has that ever happened to you?
Thankfully I don't really go for those kinds of super intense challenge-runs. However, occasionally running afoul of a random NPC wandering by is unfortunately a fact of Hitman life lol
For example, one Jason 'world's biggest Helmut Kruger simp' Portman has been the BANE of my Freelancer Hokkaido runs on three separate occasions XD
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I'd say it's a fiveway tossup between Miami's two 'Exit via flying flamingo', and 'Exit via Top Gear reference', Berlin's two 'Exit via Alien Abduction' and 'Exit via ET Flying Bicycle' and Mumbai's 'Exit via the train I just used to run over at least one of the targets' XD
Also, honorable mention to Isle of Sgail's 'Exit via an overly long Tomb Raider reference while disguised as a knockoff Nathan Drake'
I don't know alot about the Hitman's series plot, but I do know that I've seen some pretty hilarious videos, so I have to ask...
... Have you ever tried to play a mission where you pretend you're just a REALLY incompetent handyman?
Oh man, 'pretending to be a REALLY incompetent handyman' accounts for at least a third if not a full half of the funniest kills in these games XD
Like it's all 'don't mind me I'm just fixing the wiring, OH now how did all this water get spilled? Someone should do som- oopsie, now you're electrocuted', or 'yes ma'am I just did a great job fixing your bath/sauna, enjoy your soak... what do you mean you just exploded?', or 'I mean somebody told me to check the valves on the pyrotechnics so maybe I'll just fiddle with these a bit... aaand the racecar driver is now half way over the Atlantic'.
What kinds of advent calendars do they get for each other?
(My take: chocolate for Olivia, perfume for Diana rubber ducks for 47 and ....knives for Lucas)
Ohh Hitmanfam question!!
I was just thinking about that Christmas drawing I once made for Hitman… honestly, it feels like ages ago now.
And to answer your question: I think it really depends on who’s giving gifts to whom. Let’s just assume they do joint presents and take turns every year or something…
47 would definitely get a Ducky calendar hihihi
There are so many of them! And they’re all brilliant haha. No idea what you’d do with 24 tiny ducks, but 47 would absolutely find a use for them (probably hides little explosives inside or leaves them all over the house). 100% a great present every single year. Otherwise I bet he’d also like one of those whisky calendars where you can get a tiny bit tipsy every day (which takes us right back to 47’s somewhat questionable drinking habits - judging by the amount of alcohol he keeps in that safehouse).
Diana would definitely get a calendar from Rituals. Or L’Occitane.
I can totally see her using that stuff, but at some point she’d have so much of it that she’d tell the boys to stop buying it for her. I imagine after that she’d get the pricier Advent calendars - Gucci and the like make them too, right? Something like that. 47 would probably enjoy those as well if they’re unisex.
(Secretly, Diana would also love some proper good chocolate. She’d just end up nibbling at Olivia’s.)
Olivia would definitely get one of those cheap chocolate calendars from Lucas lmao
Not because Lucas can’t afford anything fancier, but because it’s tradition. What started as a last-minute emergency purchase (his first Christmas with a child) really quickly turned into a beloved tradition.
She gets something expensive for Christmas itself anyway (a new PC or something like that).
For Lucas? A knife calendar hahaha 🫶
47 would put so much effort into making one himself, I’m sure of it. He’d probably buy really beautiful pieces Lucas could hang in his bedroom. And from Olivia he’d get a cheap chocolate calendar right back.
