#historicalfuture

g o d that such a succinct summary of my problem with it. he talks like a less racist hp lovecraft

i think there’s like, bits and pieces which are okay but this is really a one step forward, 100 steps back type situation and 50 of those steps were made by phil brucato alone

oh was that on his website, that shit was crashing when i tried to read it last night

you know i had to 

we have: - langston, a former occult conspiracy theory youtuber who needed witness protection after stumbling onto a Real Cult - anatoly, a NASA astrophysicist who saw something eating the stars - mallard, an FBI coroner who uh, saw something spooky with dead bodies? i can’t remember if we established anything - torres, an FBI special agent and former navy marine (i don’t know if that’s a realistic career path and i don’t care) who is also a lesbian dominatrix (this was a very important thing stressed by the player) none of the players know anything about hp lovecraft so i’m gonna make this shit a crash course

the carnivorous sky it calls to me but i have my legs hooked around the branch of a sturdy tree and i’m hanging upside down like a bat