#hisache

ask him if he’s into conspiracy theories

we still have to watch 13rw :/

      she  holds  it  out  to  him,   teeth  briefly  BITING  her  lower  lip.   can  he  tell  that  she’s  nervous??   it’s  just  that  she’s  NEVER  DONE  THIS  before   --   they’ve  never  had  anyone  to  thank.     ❛   HERE.   it’s  ..  a  THANK  YOU  CARD  --  from  frankie.   i  uh ..  hope  you  like  it.   she  spent  a  lot  of  time  working  on  it  at  school  yesterday.   i  mean  she  wanted  to  see  you  get  it  but  she  was  EXHAUSTED   and  fell  asleep  early  ..  and  i  was  driving  around  anyway  so  i  thought  i  would  just ..  drop  it  off.   ❜    she’s  RAMBLING  now.   great.

attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend

first impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

how good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

❛❛    you know,    i didn’t quite realize i was so out of control until i met the manager of the grill a few hours ago,   and he was all like,   ‘    ay,   you can’t come in here,   we’re closed,   and you have an unconscious guy all over your shoulder,   ‘    and i was like,    ‘    don’t judge me.   ‘    so then i gave him a heart attack        tried to.   but all it did was make him vomit uncontrollably,   which was like,    ‘    ugh,   alright,   let’s stop that.    ‘     so i tried it again and    . . .    i think i broke his spine?    i mean,   i’m not really sure because the third time i tried the spell,    he kind of exploded blood.    ❜❜

                                                         ❛❛     whoops.    ❜❜