CLASS IS IN SESSION, MOTHEFUCKERS. THAT'S RIGHT BUDDY 'O PAL 'O FRIEND-'O-MINE, I'M ENROLLING IN YOUR PATHETIC SCHOOL AND YOU *BETTER BELIEVE* I'M GOING TO SPICE UP THE JOINT WITH MY NATURAL TALENT AND RUGGEDLY HANDSOME GOOD-LOOKS. AND WHAT'S MORE, I, NUKESAKU, AM FOUNDING THE OFFICIAL 『HIGH SCHOOL ANIME CLUB.』 I CAN FEEL YOUR JAW DROPPING TO THE FLOOR AS MY MANSION HOUSE SHAKES VIGOROUSLY. ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN. ACTUALLY NO, FUCK YOU, IT'S JUST ANIME CLUB. YOU KNOW WHAT ANIME CLUB IS YOU STUPID SHIT. AND YOU ALSO SIMILARLY KNOW HOW COOL SAID ANIME CLUB IS. ANIME IS JUST COOL, *NO EXCEPTION*! ANY ONE WHO LIKES ANIME IS TRUE. THAT'S A FACT. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, SUCH A SWEEPING STATEMENT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE TRUE. BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG KIDDO! ANIME MAKES YOU COOL, EVEN IF YOU'RE A SAD PEICE OF SHIT, THE MOMENT YOU GAZE ON THOSE SWEET, SWEET CHINESE ENTERTAINMENT YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE IS CHANGING FOR THE BETTER. THAT IS A FUCKING FACT. IT'S 100% PITCH PERFECT ACCURATE AND ONLY A FOOL WOULD DOUBT IT. FUCK YOU, WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH, I OWN ANIME CLUB. THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS. I OWN ANIME CLUB AND IF YOU ALSO ENJOY SIMILARLY MAJESTIC EASTERN MASTERPIECES YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO STOP BY AFTER SCHOOL AND WE CAN DISCUSS GENERIC FLAVOR OF THE MONTH SHOWS AND OTHER SHIT THAT MATTERS. NUKESAKU, OUT.
NO, WAIT, NOT OUT. I FORGOT I HAVE TO TYPE OUT SOME SHIT ABOUT ME SO YOU ALL KNOW JUST WHO EXACTLY YOU'RE DEALING WITH. WELL CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS BUDDY BECAUSE I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE. I'M BASICALLY THE BEST CHARACTER IN THIS THING, AS EXPLAINED IN THE ABOVE PICTURE. NOTE THE RELAXED EXPRESSION, THE GENTLE AND FRIENDLY YET COOL AND RESERVED STANCE, THE BIG DICK. THESE ARE ALL MARKINGS OF AN EXTREMELY COOL KID, WHICH I, NUKESAKU, AM CERTAINLY. *I'M A PRETTY BIG FUCKING DEAL*, PROBABLY THE BIGGEST IN FACT. I HAVE NEVER MET A BIGGER DEAL BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, ACTUALLY! I AM SOMEONE COMPLETELY DESERVING OF YOUR ADMIRATION AND RESPECT, AND YOUR RESPECT I SHALL HAVE. ALRIGHT LET'S CLOSE THIS CLOWN CIRCUS DOWN.
SO IN REVIEW, I AM A PARAGON OF PERFECTION AND I'M GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL ALSO I LIKE ANIME. NUKESAKU OUT FOR REAL THIS TIME.
