Aug 2, 2024
c!beeduo content in year of our lord 2024..... i simply have to follow
>:D I am happy to provide my friend
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c!beeduo content in year of our lord 2024..... i simply have to follow
>:D I am happy to provide my friend
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Me sending an invite ^
red istari but it's sam/shisui cos shisui takes one look at this Stout Man Who Cooks after living off lightly toasted lizard for a decade and is like 'anyone husbanding him?' and just doesnt wait for an answer
Sam: *awestruck over the gorgeous glowing man who actually talks in straight sentences, roasts Gandalf, and is extremely respectful of Sam's Mr Frodo* so uh how about some potato stew, Mr Wizard? *Gestures to a peaceful patch of grass* we could sit for a bit in the shade of that lovely big oak tree?
Shisui, still a true Konohan tree-hugger in his soul, who has been treated like a demon for decades and is also incredibly moved by Sam's loyalty to Frodo: :') summer
Sam: um?
Shisui: for the wedding :'')
just read The Red Istari, and it FUCKS it fucks SEVERELY! I love that fuckin story now. I love my baby boy who's been living in a place for 10 years and barely speaks the language, he is so smart and yet so dumb without his dad! Fantastic work oh my god
π€£π€£π€£π€£ Shisui is so special for somehow managing to simultaneously be a genius AND a himbo
Readers: so ten years here? What you got to show for it?
Shisui, *iCarly smoothie meme*: ....a staff?
Me, calling out in the BG: sorry that doesn't count you arrived with it
Thank you~ I'm really glad you enjoyed it, Hiding! It's one of my fav fics that I've written, so I always glow a bit when I hear (see?) stuff like this β€οΈ
I absolutely love your Shisui fics I stay up late to read them if I realize you posted a new one, sleep be damned oh my god you just have such good ideas and the characters are always so well written and ugh I'll read every fic you post about Shisui you are basically singlehandedly saving his part of the fandom lmao
Oh my goodness, I'm really happy you love my fics, Hiding (I'd tell you to please sleep tho, haha, but then I'd be a massive hypocrite) π₯Ίβ¨ You've really brightened my day, you're so sweet β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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*sounds of brain straining*
minotaur!kisame being survived/rescued by sacrifice!shisui
could be a slash fic or could be a gen kidfic where shisui is deemed an 'acceptable' sacrifice by the uchiha after disgracing themselves, and he befriends the baby monster in the labyrinth
Kisame as a blue cow man really has me straining because on the one hand-
*insert reference about theseus 'slaying' (πππ) the minotaur*
And on the other-
*mermaid/minotaur comic reference where the sister looks 'normal* but her brother is half cow and half fish*
LIKE IS HE STILL A SHARK BOY OR????
...shisui wouldn't care, I'm putting that out there right now
(distracted thoughts about a BotW AU where Shisui "dies" and Itachi sealed him in the shrine for a hundred years to heal but he wakes with no memories but then he meets the sexy buff Zora Kisame who is the only person who isn't being low-key horrible with expectations and the ST is β¨π€)
Okay back on track, we love love love a sacrifice AU, I really love the idea that young men are chosen as 'champions' to enter the labyrinth... if they are worthy, they will survive and be gifted godhood... if they fail, as all have so far, then they die ofc... Shisui's speed and nimble mind in an underground, magical maze with the misunderstood and traumatised but seriously BAMF Minotaur Kisame.... OOOOOOOH regardless of shipping or not, these two will be iconic together!!
I love this idea, Hiding ππππ
at the risk of being overfamiliar, don't feel pressured to do that 5 hours on UDB! we voted but if the timeline of 5 hours feels too much you can use this as an official pass to just skip it and work on whatever you want
Oh, no worries! As for the five hours... I'll space it out well or something π π i just need to get my head on straight for it all tbh
Thank you for your concern tho π₯°
furthering my fishfucker!shisui agenda, star wars au where i can ship him with kit fisto
We love to see it! I too would marry Kit in 0.0004 seconds if given the chance and Shisui is so so valid for that
Damn, Hiding, can you try to be incorrect at least one time? π