#hidatana

Random order of Yandere-ness:

Madara is the biggest Yandere to ever Yandere. The typical obsessive schoolgirl crush, "If I can't have him, no one can" aesthetic. That's just him in canon, you can't deny that, Hashirama-Senpai was all he thought about

Gaara as a youngin most definitely. Completely off the rails

Hidan. Jashin isn't the only one he can sacrifice lives for

Kabuto. Already a mad scientist, what's a little murder for his lover? Not cause any problems, surely

Deidara. By complete accident though. Gets too jealous, too worked up and it just happened.

Deidara: ... What.

Hidan: I'm dating your sister.

Deidara: What?!

Hidan: We've been dating for two years now

Hidan: Oh, well, yknow how your Papa has a brother?

Izuki: Uncle Tana, yeah?

Hidan: I married him, making me a brother in law to both your dads.

Izuki: And that makes you my uncle, and Yuemi and Keitaro a niece and nephew to my dads?

Hidan: Yep

Izuki: What made you fall in love with Uncle Tana?

Hidan: Hmm..... honestly, seeing how dedicated he was to loving and protecting Deidara. He was so kind and loving, despite all the bad things around. And when he talked to me, he spoke to me just as nicely. Made me feel wanted. He gave me a chance no one else would... and I took it

Izuki: And then you married him and had my cousins?

Hidan: That's right

Izuki: That's really cool, uncle

Hidan: It is, isn't it.

Izuki: ... Can we get icecream now?