Obito: ... So.

Deitana: You're dating my brother?

Obito: I am.

Deitana: And what are your intentions with my baby brother?

Obito: If... it was alright with you, I would like to propose to him, and depending on his answer... marry him.

Deitana: Why do you want to marry Deidara.

Obito: He is the most beautiful and kindest person I have ever met. He has given me many beautiful and wonderful things that I know I don't deserve. I would love to spend the rest of my life giving him the love and care he has given me, regardless of my flaws and what I've done.

Deitana: ... *narrows his eyes*

Obito: *taps on his knuckles nervously*

Deitana: ... Alright. You got my blessing. Just one thing before I let you go,

Obito: Anything.

Deitana: Make sure he doesn't kill the adorable religious boy in your group for me. I have some plans of my own for him~

Deidara: Hmph. What?

Hidan: ... I'm... marrying your brother.

It was fascinating to see, as someone who didn't scar, all of the past injuries from his battles, marked jaggedly on his skin like a painting, only the brush was a menagerie of weapons.

"Getting up anytime soon, or will you just keep staring?"

Deitana smirked, Hidan scrambling to get out of bed, slipping on the silky sheets and falling on his ass. He mumbled a string of curses, picking up his pants since he was down there anyway.

He watched Deitana leave the room, hitting his head on the floor when he tried to get a closer look at his rear. Instant karma for being a pervert, he supposed.

Hidan rubbed the back of his head to soothe the pain, accepting defeat and putting in the effort of getting ready.

Their blanket was scrunched and tangled, some of the pillows were on the floor and the sheets were pulled out from the corners, Hidan dubbed it an issue for later and got dressed.

A sleeveless kimono was all he had left of clean washing, he'd have to fix that later as well. The clothing itself was rather sentimental for him, though. It was one of the many gifts Obito had given him, a more simple one but Hidan cherished it greatly.

When he left the bedroom, the smell of breakfast hit his nose, a soft smile coming to his face. Deitana usually covered breakfast, and while it was a simple egg over rice, it always beat the hunger.

"Ready to eat, big guy?"

"Always."

Hidan wrapped his arms around Deitana loosely, humming lightly when he leaned in. They shared a kiss before grabbing their food, enjoying each others warmth and embrace while they moved to the table.

As Deitana started eating, Hidan got lost staring. Admiring the messy nature of his hair, part of it covering his right eye, mirroring his little brother. The sharp angles of his eyes, small creases underneath showing his age and tiredness, and a beautiful blue that surrounded his small pupils. It was enchanting to look at.

"Quit staring at me, you. I'm not your breakfast."

"You could be..."

Hidan smirked, winking at his partner before his shin was kicked under the table. Hidan kicked back playfully before picking up his chopsticks.

"Perverted bastard."

"I love you too, Tana~"